Plastic Sheets

Erotic Nights Sex Sheets Conceptually, these sheets are an intriguing idea. After all, slathering your partner and yourself with oil and sliding around on a comfortable bed without fear of ruining the mattress or your pillows sounds like a hell of a good time! When we first got this product in, we checked out the attractive box and thought we were in for a real treat. After we opened it on the other hand, we couldn’t help but say, “What the heck...?!” Essentially what this company is trying to pawn off as a mattress cover and two pillow cases are glorified clear polyethylene garbage bags. That’s right. These are not fitted or tailored or designed to look attractive in any way whatsoever. Frankly you could just go to any hardware store, buy a roll of plastic and make these yourself. I would say that the mattress cover most closely resembles the packing material your mattress was originally shipped in…. so hey, maybe save that and your money. While the product's manufacturers claim “covers slip on quickly and easily”, this was not at all our experience and you certainly would have trouble accomplishing it on your own. We had to lift up the entire mattress in order to “slip” this wonder of technology onto it before we could have any fun. Frankly the bed looked so silly with this product employed it was hard to get in the mood thereafter. I will say however, that we managed to have some fun with these, though this was mostly of the sexual hilarity variety vs. the hot and steamy. One fantastic added bonus is that this product ships with some complementary cheap-ass lube. Yay! Available in both queen and king size, you’ll feel like an equally large idiot for buying these. We suggest you save your money for something that isn’t going to disappoint you as soon as you open the packaging.