It Doesn’t get Closer to the Real Thing Than the “All American Whopper”!
If you’re looking for a dong or dildo that has the feel, comfort and closes to a totally life-like, penis sensation… look no further, cause the “All American Whopper 6 flesh“, truly has it all and more! It’s created not to only look amazingly, sexually inviting, in every perfect penis detail… from the exposed head and wrinkled skin beneath it… to the long, extremely flexible shaft, making every move you make, being followed in perfect smooth gliding harmony!
And if you close your eyes and let your hands wander and explore, rub and squeeze…you’ll have a hard time, not believing this amazing All American Whopper ain’t real! Actually, when I first grabbed a hold of this totally realistic 6 inch dildo… I was wishing and praying it belonged to my hubby… it felt that big and so, so awesomely natural! Not to be cruel, but my man isn’t one of those really cock blessed guys… so that’s the reason, I was dreaming it was really his!
The suction cup gives you hands-free masturbation play around the house!
The fact that this fantastic All American Whopper dildo comes with a hard sucking suction cup, is totally fabulous too! Cause if you haven’t had a solo session, on a dildo with suction cup before… Holy Poly, have you been missing out on a lot of sex fun action! I strongly advise that when you check out your new All American Whopper for the first time, make sure you have hours to yourself… cause you’re gonna wanna try this suction cup dong, all over the house! To me the size is perfect too, with it’s 7 inches in length (leaving about 6 inches of insertable enjoyment) and a circumference, of just about 5 inches. When I first got mine, I placed it in the middle of the kitchen floor (don’t forget to draw all the curtains or blinds) but soon I found out, it was way to hard to squat down on it and move up and down.
Try different positions that works the best for you!
So instead I got down on my knees, and just moved my butt up and down… much easier, for a lazy beginner like me! Wow, it really got me horny but rather cold too, so check this out. I placed the dong on the bathtub wall, filled the tub with about one third of hot water, then laid back and enjoyed the most sexually gratifying dong ride ever! As I was moving back and forth on the dildo, the water was pulling me with force and determination closer and closer, which made the dildo go further and further inside me! I mean, it’s hard to describe it, but boy this sensation, not to mention the earth shattering orgasm I received… was totally out of this world to say the least! Ops gotta run, my man just walked in the door, and I don’t want him catch me writing this… cause then for sure, I’ll end up with a royally depressed guy in the bedroom!
