I’ll keep My Husband at Home with a Private Dancer Pole!
It’s pretty scary to see what can happen, even though you’re a gorgeous model from Sweden! I’m referring to Tiger Woods beautiful, young wife! I’ve personally seen them together in public and she seemed really confident in both Tiger and her marriage to him! I have to admit that I’ve been a bit jealous over her looks and all the money she gets to enjoy… but now, I’m just happy being me, after seeing what happened to that gorgeous piece, of Swedish ass! She must be totally mortified and if she moves back to Sweden for a while, I really don’t blame her one bit!
Better keep my husband from straying!
I think it makes most married women a bit nervous, seeing this kind of unfaithful stuff, going on behind your back! Plus she’s given him two cute little babies too! Some models won’t even consider that because they want to keep their perfect runway bodies, for as long as possible… which I find totally understandable! I’m completely certain… well, almost completely certain, there’s no hanky panky going on behind my back and I like to keep it that way!
I always hear that when a guy starts looking for other women, it’s usually because he’s not getting the sex he likes to have “at home”! I don’t know if that’s totally true, but sex does play a big role in a healthy, successful marriage… at least it does in mine! Therefore, I’m going to make sure I’ll keep my husband sexually happy at home where he belongs, with some extra, unexpected sex fun!
I’m adding a private dancer pole to our bedroom!
My husband loves to watch me dance sexy in front of him, before we have sex… especially when I perform a very teasing, very seductive strip-tease! But there’s only so many new sex moves, you can come up with… but I think with a private dancer pole, I’ll really be able to show off some great, new stuff! I found a perfect one on the adult net, in the section under “sex furniture” or sex pillows. Yes, it was a bit expensive… $132.63 to be exact! But I’m overly confident, he won’t mind a bit!
I especially like this one, because it doesn’t have to be mounted up on a permanent base, instead it can easily be removed and stored away! I wouldn’t want to answer my kids questions on… “what’s that mom”, plus I know they’ll be in there, playing with it all the time! I choose the pink one and the kit also included some fake money, a black feather boa, a black lace garter and last but not least… the very important instructional DVD, on how to learn all those erotic dance moves!
I’ve never been so eager to learn something new before!
I couldn’t wait for it to arrive and thank God, the mailman comes when my husband is at work! I didn’t want him to find out about this plus I wanted to be absolutely sure, I looked like a total pole dancing pro, before I would let him in, on this little new project of mine! It was really easy to put together and once it was up, it was very sturdy and felt completely safe to swing up and down and side to side on!
Then I put on the instructional DVD and went to work! In the beginning the moves looked way to hard to learn, but after a few practices, it became easier and easier every time! After only a week, practicing every morning for a couple of hours… I had turned into the sexiest, most alluring wife ever! I can’t say that I was doing the upside down moves, on the pole yet… but this was definitely a great start! And when I think about it, it’s better to show off new, more exciting moves little by little… so he always have something thrilling to look forward too, each time!
You can’t be to careful…!
You can’t be to careful… it’s always another women out there, who wants to steal your man away! Maybe Tigers wife, should have gotten a private dancer pole too!!! Oh and I’m going have Tina Turners, “I’m Your Private Dancer” song playing in the background, for some extra effect… wish me luck!!!
