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If you’re into all kinds of different strokers, you just have to check out these ones from the ever so popular Bordello cyberskin call girl strokers line! This unique strokers line, features totally life-like and realistic hand-sculptured replicas of luscious, voluptuous women, positioned in different, very indulging sex positions! I mean, they have every detail down to a tee from her perfect face, that luscious female body… even her hair and fingernails are perfect! The width is 8″ and the depth is 5.5″!

There’s call girl stroker Lucie, Saskia and Zoe!

So let’s first talk about my most favorite of male sex toys… the call girl stroker Lucie, who is featured down on her arms and knees, with an arched back and lovely, round derriere up in the air… inviting the most awesomely thrilling, of doggy back sex positions! Her love tunnel is ribbed for extra stimulation and sensation and the stroker stretches to accommodate any size penis which returns to it’s original shape after your masturbation session is done! She’s also waterproof and phthalate free, so bringing her along in the shower, pool or jacuzzi is definitely something to check out too! All the call girls strokers, comes with the same features and highest of quality!

Then we have the awesome call girl stroker Saskia, who comes in a very accommodating sex position as well! She’s on her back with her lovely butt in the air and the legs and arms along her head… with her huge hooters, resting on her neck and chin! Saskia is just as perfect as her sister call girls are, with that fantastically realistic and life-like cyberskin material and ribbed love tunnel! Lastly there’s voluptuous call girl stroker Zoe… who’s relaxing on her side, with her knees bent up towards her chest, her hand resting on her round ass and those huge hooters leaning against each other in a totally realistic way! Now, all these horny bitches are ready for anything you have in mind for sure… so hurry up and experience the stroker of strokers, inform of a perfectly shaped replica of a voluptuous, gorgeous… truly accommodating call girl!

If you’re a fan of gorgeous Bree Olson and just loves to watch her fantastic hd porn videos… here something that’s gonna bring you closer to her, well actually much closer than you’d ever imagined! Now you can have a mouth masturbator in the form of a prefect replica, molded from Bree’s pretty face… with those brown “come fuck me eyes”, cute nose and luscious wet mouth! And if you’re a lover of these kind of male sex toys, this is definitely the one to invest in!

Bree’s face is the only realistic head on the adult market today that gives blowjobs with super supple, cyber skin (phthalate free), hand painted, full pink lips and tongue… together with a wrap around, tight snug shaft which moves perfectly with every deep thrusting move you make! The shaft is extra long and comes with a ribbed love tunnel, for extra sensation and stimulation… plus she’s waterproof too, so you can bring her with you in the bathtub, the shower or the pool! Bree might be a bit on the expensive side, clocking in at $123.75 plus shipping and handling… but I have to say, that she’s worth every single penny of it!

Bree is definitely worth every single penny!

I know that Bree doesn’t come cheap, but there’s definitely a reason for that! Here we are talking about absolute perfection, when it comes to throat strokers! Not only do you get to mouth fuck gorgeous Bree Olson… but every detail of her face is amazing and the quality comes in the highest of standards! So do what I did last night… put on your favorite Bree Olson blowjob scene and start fucking the living hell out of her luscious mouth and long, swan like neck… I tell you, it doesn’t get much more realistic than this… it’s almost like you’re throat gagging for real!

Finally someone came up with the awesome idea at Pipedreams, to combine one of their beautiful g-spot, glass sex toys with a vibrator… in form of a 10 pattern, pulsation bullet! I almost exclusively use glass sex toys, except for one or two clit vibrators, which I really enjoy to play around with! Why I like glass sex toys so much though, is because they always have such a beautiful, colorful design and unique shape to them! And I’m told they are all hand-blown and hand crafted too, which always brings that exclusive look to them! But I’m also a total clean freak, where everything around me has to be perfectly clean… well almost sanitized, to make me feel absolutely content!

I just love this vibrating g-spot glass wand!

If you don’t know much about glass sex toys or never used glass vibrators before… I think you’re missing out on some fantastic orgasmic sensations which in my opinion, you can only get from glass sex toys! With regular sex toys made from plastic, jelly, silicone or what not… you see what you get! But when indulging in different kinds of glass sex toys, you have a variety of things you can do! For example… you can put a glass toy in the microwave, to make it warm and inviting on a cold winters night! Or how about when those sweltering hot, august night comes along… just imagine having a cold icicle to run allover your body and those other special places! And all you do, is place it in the freezer for a while… and voila, here you have an ice cube like sensations without all the melting, messy water!!!

This g-spot glass vibrator is called Icicles No. 4 and it comes in a very sexually inviting swirly, pink design with a slight bend at the top of the shaft! It features a 10 pattern pulsation bullet that can be both used by itself of together with the glass wand! And here comes the part that I really like too! Since this hypoallergenic glass is non-porous, there’s no way in hell any bacteria can stick and cleaning it, is a total breeze! I just throw it in the dishwasher and it comes out glistering shiny and completely clean! Don’t make the mistake of telling your close friends about that though! I haven’t been able to have any of them over for dinner… not even a cup of coffee, for the longest time! Quite understandable, when you think about it!!!

My mother thought it was paperweight, thank God!!!

Anyway, I just put my latest best friend… the vibrating g-spot glass wand in the microwave, so I can enjoy some relaxing, stress releasing solo play— why don’t you do the same, I highly recommend it!!! Oh by the way… a few days ago, when my parents where over for dinner, I had forgotten to take it out of the dishwasher when my mother was emptying the dishes! When she picked it up, she thought it was a beautiful looking  paperweight thank God… becuase if she found out what it really was, I’m sure she wouldn’t come over for dinner any time soon either!!!

Everyone loves to take a nice, relaxing bath after a stressful day! Or how about just turning any evening, into some well deserved pampering! But instead of just using your soft bath cloth this time… turn your bath into a wonderfully relaxing, event instead! And that’s where this world’s first waterproof, multi-speed “Fukuoku Massaging Glove” comes in… which will smoothly massage and vibrate you… into the most relaxing, most sensuous of sensation… allover!

Have five fingers distribute over 45.000 vibrations per minute!

So run a hot bath, filled with sweet smelling bubbles…. light all your special aroma candles, poor a nice glass of your favorite vine… and then have your Fukuoku massaging glove vibrator deliver over 45.000 vibrations per minute, allover your entire body… in the most soothing, most relaxing of baths ever! Have the vibrating fingertips of the massage mitt, massage your tense neck and stiff shoulders… making them soft and non-aching! Run the massage glove over your breast, stomach and private areas, for some amazingly, sexually stimulating sensations!

Invite your special one into your bath too!

Just think how nice it would be to invite your lover to be part of this fantastic feeling, five finger massaging glove too! The two of you spending some quality time together, in a nice, tense releasing bath in an aroma filled surrounding… massaging each others backs and all those erotically enticing, sensuous areas! Turning your bath into a sexual encounter of the most sexually charging kind! Now, if this five finger massaging glove doesn’t sound totally amazing… you better check for a pulse! Because my heart is surely beating a mile a minute, just thinking about the next time me and my lover can have the most exquisite of bath times… with our new Fukuoku massaging glove!!!

Sometimes when I get in the mode to masturbate, I want it to last much longer… but it never seems to! I try to hold off my orgasm for as long as I can, but once I insert my rabbit vibrator… it’s virtually impossible not to have a climax in the matter of just seconds, with all those arousing, throbbing vibes inside my vagina! Not to mention those incredibly, orgasm inducing rabbit ears, tickling my clit! And haven’t you noticed too, when you come way to fast, that the orgasm isn’t as strong and gratifying at all! Actually sometimes after having one of those puny ones, I feel both frustrated and dissatisfied afterward!

I think it’s because I comfortably lay there on my back, with my legs spread wide apart, moving my ass up and down… taking in all those fantastic vibes like a lazy, orgasm greedy bitch! But I’ve noticed though, that when I have sex with a partner, with all the moving around… I can be really turned on for a long time, without having a climax! You know… like going from the missionary position to the doggy style one, mixed in with some oral sex! So I guess what was missing in my solo sessions, was a vibrating sex toy that I could be more active and playful with!

The “IRIDE” makes my masturbating sessions last for as long as I want!

So when I found the “IRIDE” vibrator, I instantly knew that this unusual vibrator was designed for a woman like me, to get me out of my lazy solo sessions! This IRIDE just invites all kinds of fun sex play, because you can both ride on it, rock on it and even spoon with it! I mean, this is a sex gadget you can really move around on and make your solo play last forever! It cost quite a bit of money though, $104.53 plus shipping and handling. But I my case, it was worth every penny of it! I tell you, it totally changed my way of masturbating! Instead of just laying there, I was jumping around like a cat in heat, enjoying all kinds of sexually arousing positions, without climaxing to soon! And when I was ready to let out that orgasm, it was so strong, so gratifying, so long lasting… I had to literally gasp for air!

Here’s some info on it!

With this totally ingenious vibrating sex toy, you get two independently controlled, 3-level, vibrating zones, targeting both the inside of the vagina and your clit simultaneous! Which leaves you with two free hands, to do other pleasurable things with while riding, rocking and spooning! And you are totally in control of the rhythm, the speed and the motion of your body, with it’s curved design… as you find your way to long lasting, earth shattering orgasms every single time! The dildo part is firm and a bit wiggly to the touch and the upraised area in front of the dildo, gives off vibration for fantastic clit stimulation! Plus the other end of it has a padded cushion, which makes for a very comfortable, smooth ride! And it’s built to last too… from the highest quality material, so it doesn’t matter how rough you play with it… it will always keep it’s original form and shape! And I’m glad it’s so, so durable, cause I just love to play with this amazing vibrating sex toy, every chance I get!!!

As you know, there’s tons of different kinds of topical sex enhancer creams, herbal lotions and herbal blends on the market today… which can provide more intense and long lasting, sexual pleasures! The crux though, is to find “the best” of herbal sex stimulants, that works out the most for you and your partner! And this time, I think I really found a sexual arousal formula, that has it all! It’s called “Ecstasy” and it offers an Aphrodisiac/Herbal Blend liquid which, promises extra thrills and excitement, together with more erotic, long lasting sensation! Well, they all promise that, you might say! But trust me, this one has a few more added ingredients, that most of the other sexual stimulants doesn’t offer.

This erotic enhancer uses peppermint for an extra brain and body stimulant!

Check this out, and what a hint of peppermint extract can do for both your brain and sensitive parts of your body! When you put on one of these sexually enhancing liquids, with the peppermint and mix of ecstasy herbal blends… you get both a soothing as well as a cooling sensation, which not only effects the parts of your body… it also affects your brain, in a very stimulating, extra tingling way! Just think about when you eat any kind of peppermint chocolate, candy or gum… how that cooling, soothing, refreshing breeze of peppermint almost overcomes you! So now, imagine having that refreshing, rejuvenation sensation all over!

This herbal stimulant has five different ingredients!

The herbal blend in this ecstasy herbal mix enhancer, has five different ingredients. Starting with”Damiana” which is an herbal extract from a shrub growing in Central America and Mexico! Damiana has been used in these parts, as a natural “herbal Viagra” (male sexual enhancement) for hundreds of years… plus the alkaloids, are thought to activate testosterone action. The next one is called “Muira Puama”, which comes from a small tree found in the Brazilian Amazon, which for centuries has brought  increased sexual stamina to it’s inhabitants!

This herbal formula also consists of the ginger root, which I’m sure you already know about. But it’s still an important ingredient for this special herbal formula, since it brings overall circulatory action, which increases blood flow to the surface of the skin for more intense, erotic sensation! I didn’t know this though, about the ginger root. It also has an antioxidant for anti-inflammatory, plus collagen activating properties! I especially like the collagen part, cause I wouldn’t mind having my private parts look younger and firmer… the more I use it!

The formula has Passion Flower and Ginkgo Biloba too!

This herbal formula also has the “Passion Flower” as a main ingredient, which is known for it’s powers to soothe skin inflammations as well as help healing wounds! And last, but certainly not least the “Ginkgo Biloba”, which is used for topical application to reduce aging and inflammatory, plus irritant occurrences! Now, doesn’t all this sound like the most perfect, ideal sexual herbal enhancer ever! Oh, and if you wonder… both herbal enhancers comes in water or silicone based formulas, which are pH balanced and latex friendly plus the “Wet Ecstasy Silicone” is ofcourse paraben free!

So, this is what I did the first time I tried out this fantastic sounding, enhancement liquid! First I took a long, hot bath and scrubbed myself down with a hard brush, to make sure my skin was clean and the pores where open, to bring on the best effect possible! I also bought some peppermint gum, that I had tucked away in my cheek… and I tell you… boy, did I have the best freaken masturbation session ever! It’s like my body came alive and with my beloved rabbit vibrator… we worked together like a couple in perfect, sensuous, long lasting harmony! It doesn’t get better then this, trust me!!! So, if you’re into sexual herbal enhancers like I am, this peppermint ecstasy formula is definitely something to check out! And by all means, involve your lover too! That’s gonna be my next move!

Electra stimulation provided by this, undoubtedly the most interesting sex gadget, named the “ElectraStim SensoVox“, on the adult market today! I just happened to find it in the vibrators section under unusual vibrators! And apparently to some, this electro stimulator is the ultimate provider of highly, sexually gratifying thrills! The ElectraStim is a very different and unique way of receiving sexual stimulation, through all of your most favorite kinds of sex toys! Unlike regular sex toys which vibrates, rotates and swirls… these electra stimulating sex toy products, directly stimulates the nerve endings! They give off a carefully produced electrical signal, to most any erotically sensitive area such as the genital areas… either on top of the skin or deep inside. Plus for example, at the bottom of your feet which some find to be very erotically enticing… actually which ever place on your body, that you’ll find giving highly arousing, pleasurable sensations! Personally, I just love when I have the inside of my thighs tickled and massaged!

This is how it works!

This electro stimulator box has “electro pads” that you can place on various pleasurable places on the body, like I mentioned before! You know, the kind you sometimes see on medical programs, which are usually placed on the patients head! The unit itself has an array of different features and unrivaled, finely controllable power! It comes with two independently controlled outputs, which allows you to use two bi-polar accessories simultaneously… either all by yourself or together with your partner! Here’s a few examples how they can be used and why! How about you want to masturbate, just using your hands and fingers! So to get a direct, more pleasurable impulse, you can place the electro self adhesive pad inside your thigh or right above the clit! Or maybe you’re having intercourse and want more stimulation… you just place the electro pads close to your vagina and your partner, somewhere around his genitals! Play around with the pads and try out different spots, you find the most pleasurable!

Now that’s one way, you can use the ElectraStim SensoVox. It can also be used by attaching sex toys to… such as cockrings in form of adjustable cock loop electrodes, cock bands and loops! And very sexually inviting bi-polar dongs and dildos, all kinds of great looking bi-polar butt plugs, metal bi-polar wands and probes… in all shapes, sizes and forms! They also offer a gold contact probe which is an inflatable electro sex dildo and a wide range of stunningly amazing Gold Contact vaginal plus anal Electra Probes and their extremely popular ElectraVibe! And they even have an exclusive, high quality uni-sex strap-on device!

Check out ElectraStim’s extreme accessories too!

They also offer an array of extreme accessories as well! The Bi-Polar clitoral or nipple clamp electrode, looks quite interesting to me! The Urethra Probe sounds kind of scary to me, but the Electro Pinwheels looks like a lot of fun to play with! Last but not least, they also offer all kinds of conductive creams and gels, batteries/charger kits plus extra cables and adapters… to make sure your virgin voyage into ElectraStim SensoVox land, goes off like a fourth of July, fire cracking bang! Okay, now to the best part… my own virgin voyage into ElectraStim’s world, of sensationally fantastic pleasures… surely went off like the big, big bang!

I have to say though, that you really have to be very open minded and willing to try different kinds of sensations, when it comes to this electrifying way, of reaching the ultimate of sexual pleasures! It might not be for everyone, so you better be sure before you buy… cause all this fantastic stuff, doesn’t come cheap by all means! After I was done with my first purchase, I was in for over $500, but it didn’t end there! I loved this ElectraStim SensoVox so much, I ended up buying one more dildo for myself and a new cock ring for my hubby… plus I just had to have that pinwheel gadget too!

If you loved the first rotating clit licker the “Sqweel” and the way it made you feel, giving that fantastic sensation of having multiple tongues licking your clit… you’re absolutely gonna fall in love with this new and improved “Sqweeve” too! I didn’t think they could improve much on the last, fantastic clit licker sqweel… but they figured out a way to do so, in the matter of just months! And I have to say, it really made it much easier to have clit teasing plus vaginal penetration simultaneously. So with the new added, flexible case at the bottom of the original one, certainly makes all that possible with such ease! You just stick your own favorite vibe through the flexible case and bingo, there you go! All the fantastic clit licking sensation, together with your own favorite vibe!

Before they added the flexible case, which by the way, makes it really easy to get the exact position of your vibe! Just thinking back a bit…sometimes when I used my clit licker sqweel, I wanted to have some vaginal penetration as well, so I would get out my dildo or vibe! But it was kind of hard, to juggle them both at the same time! One hand holding the clit licker and the other hand maneuvering the vibe in and out and around my vagina, become very confusing and cumbersome. You know, you’re trying to have everything going in repetitious harmony! Plus also, what if I wanted to have some backdoor action which I admit, when I’m really horny, I like to indulge in too!

This new flexible case makes the clit licker perfect in my book!

So if you haven’t checked out the latest amazing clit licker yet, I highly recommend you do so, cause it delivers everything it promises and more! It’s made from extra skin-safe rubber and is very soft, but still firm in feel, which you’re totally gonna love! Plus I think the design is very sexually inviting, with those rotating, pink tongues (I think about at least twenty of them)… actually, they make me hornier than hell, just to look at them fluttering and spinning away! And the “Sqweeve” is really cheap too, only $9.90 plus shipping and handling. Now you can’t beat that… with all the fantastic, sex pleasures you’re going to receive in one amazing, female sex toy! There’s another one called the “Sqweeler” that’s a bit cheaper, but I don’t think it look half as sexually inviting!

My boyfriend turned forty about a month ago and I was going to surprise him, by having a revealing portrait painted of me! Not to risky, but still showing off plenty of skin! I thought it would be very sexy to be totally nude and just having a silky, sheer wrap lousily covering me! And here’s the cherry on the cake! He just loves to watch me, when I masturbate with my pretty butterfly vibrator. The one that I have is called the Wing Fling vibrator and it comes in purple which is both of our favorite color!

It’s remote controlled and has 4, very intense speeds to choose from which feels just wonderful for maximum, clitoral stimulation. So listen… wouldn’t this be the ultimate, of sexual intrigue to him! — In the painting I’ll be wearing the butterfly vibrator under the the wrap, just showing it off, what ever so slightly! So all that was left to do, was to find a great portrait painter, I would feel totally comfortable with!

I fell in love, imagining about my handsome portrait painter!

First I thought it would be really hard to find someone to paint this kind of painting of me! But foremost in my mind, I thought it would be kind of embarrassing to explain, how I exactly wanted it to be! So… what I did, was not to talk to much about that at first and instead, just meet up with him! I have to admit that it took me a while to find the perfect portrait painter, but once I did… I instantly knew this guy, was the perfect one for the job! And not only was he drop dead gorgeous, he had a body to totally die for too!  At this point I couldn’t care less if he could paint or not. I just kept on thinking how completely sexually exciting it would be, sitting there in front of him in the nude… only wearing my sheer blanket and my buzzing butterfly vibe!

So after the first meeting, we sat up the session for a week later! And I cannot explain enough how sexually intriguing it was for me, to think about that upcoming session for seven long, fantasizing days! And when it finally showed up, I couldn’t even look him in the face… cause I was totally sure, he could read all my naughty thoughts I’d dreamed up about him and me! Then it was time for me to tell him, how I wanted the painting to be… and with a shivering voice and the butterfly vibe in my hand… I blurred it all out, as fast as I could! He didn’t even flinch and just told me to get ready for the picture shoot! Picture shoot I asked? Yes, I take the best picture I possibly can, then you go home… and I start painting the portrait, from the picture!

Bummer all the way!

I’d totally forgotten that now a day, you don’t have to sit for a painting to be made… they just paint from the picture, they’ve taken of you! I saw my romantic interlude with my handsome portrait painter dwindle away, right before my eyes! But hey I thought to myself, if all I get is one measly session with him… I’m definitely going to make the utmost best, out of it! He told me to think about me and my boyfriend making love, for great inspiration! And when the shoot was over, I think that both me and the portrait painter was totally amazed, how incredibly sexy the pictures came out! He had totally captured my longing, adoring yearnings on camera… he should only have known, they where all for him!

I don’t think I’ve ever been more horny after arriving home that faithful day. And thank God it was  late afternoon, cause my boyfriend was already home… so I could fuck the living hell out of him! Which I did, for some very fantastic, freaken hours! When the painting showed up a couple of weeks later, outside my door… I didn’t open it up! I wanted my boyfriend and I, to see it together for the first time! Maybe because I felt a bit guilty over my wild and crazy imaginations, about the handsome portrait painter! But I tell you, I was just as amazed once again… cause boy, did I have that naughty “come fuck me look” painted allover my face and body!

When I first met my boyfriend, I didn’t dare to tell him about my little secret which is, I guess, a kind of strange bondage fetish of mine! I don’t quite know when and how it first started, but I remember as a little girl… I absolutely adored dogs and often wished that I would turn into one! Especially when my parents would pay much more attention to the family dog, who seemed to get in much less trouble than I would, on a daily basis!

Anyway, in my strange warped mind, I thought that if I behaved more like a cute dog, people would like me more! It went as far as me not going to the bathroom, only for a short while though… and instead would carry my number “twos” on a stick and then flush it down the toilet! Ofcourse I soon realized, nobody thought that was anything close to cute!

It become a full blown fetish, when all grown up!

After turning around twenty-five years old and finding out about fetishes and bondage play, my unique fetish really become a full blown one! But I also have to say, that I was quite relived to see, that there’s tons more fetishes which are even stranger than mine! So, I would go on the adult internet and find all kinds of fun bondage collars! I think by now, I have over 20 different ones! I have my glamour diamond studded collar which is for more formal occasions and leather ones, in all kinds of colors. And ofcourse, they all come with matching leashes! I even have one that’s pretty kinky too! With the collar comes two nipple clamps, which I find extremely erotic to wear!

Okay, now you know all about my unusual fetish and how it all started! So let’s go to the part about my new boyfriend and letting him in on my secret! It took my easily about three month, to even bring it up! But I could tell, that he already knew I had something brewing inside of me, I couldn’t wait to talk about. So actually, he was the one who insisted, I’ll come out with it already! But instead of telling him, I decided to show him! That night I made him wait around for a bit, so I could get ready! I wanted to look my best, so together with my diamond studded collar and leash, I put on some really sexy, black lingerie, fixed my hair and the make-up was painted like a cute, little puppies face… all to look wonderfully, sexually challenging and inviting!

He absolutely fell in love with the whole fetish concept!

I wish I would have had a camera with me, cause boy, the look on his face was totally unforgettable! First I got a bit scared, and thought to myself… well he’s out the door, in the matter of seconds. But I couldn’t have been more wrong cause soon, to my udder relief,  his face lit up like a million candles! — I was the most adorable thing, he’d ever laid eyes on and he couldn’t wait for me to make the next move… meaning, how could he fully participate in my fetish! So I quickly told him… just treat me like your little puppy that you love to play with,  cuddle with and give tasty treats too! Cause trust me I said, I’ll be the cuddliest, most loyal and willing to please puppy, you’d ever had the pleasure of owning!