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Sometimes when I get in the mode to masturbate, I want it to last much longer… but it never seems to! I try to hold off my orgasm for as long as I can, but once I insert my rabbit vibrator… it’s virtually impossible not to have a climax in the matter of just seconds, with all those arousing, throbbing vibes inside my vagina! Not to mention those incredibly, orgasm inducing rabbit ears, tickling my clit! And haven’t you noticed too, when you come way to fast, that the orgasm isn’t as strong and gratifying at all! Actually sometimes after having one of those puny ones, I feel both frustrated and dissatisfied afterward!

I think it’s because I comfortably lay there on my back, with my legs spread wide apart, moving my ass up and down… taking in all those fantastic vibes like a lazy, orgasm greedy bitch! But I’ve noticed though, that when I have sex with a partner, with all the moving around… I can be really turned on for a long time, without having a climax! You know… like going from the missionary position to the doggy style one, mixed in with some oral sex! So I guess what was missing in my solo sessions, was a vibrating sex toy that I could be more active and playful with!

The “IRIDE” makes my masturbating sessions last for as long as I want!

So when I found the “IRIDE” vibrator, I instantly knew that this unusual vibrator was designed for a woman like me, to get me out of my lazy solo sessions! This IRIDE just invites all kinds of fun sex play, because you can both ride on it, rock on it and even spoon with it! I mean, this is a sex gadget you can really move around on and make your solo play last forever! It cost quite a bit of money though, $104.53 plus shipping and handling. But I my case, it was worth every penny of it! I tell you, it totally changed my way of masturbating! Instead of just laying there, I was jumping around like a cat in heat, enjoying all kinds of sexually arousing positions, without climaxing to soon! And when I was ready to let out that orgasm, it was so strong, so gratifying, so long lasting… I had to literally gasp for air!

Here’s some info on it!

With this totally ingenious vibrating sex toy, you get two independently controlled, 3-level, vibrating zones, targeting both the inside of the vagina and your clit simultaneous! Which leaves you with two free hands, to do other pleasurable things with while riding, rocking and spooning! And you are totally in control of the rhythm, the speed and the motion of your body, with it’s curved design… as you find your way to long lasting, earth shattering orgasms every single time! The dildo part is firm and a bit wiggly to the touch and the upraised area in front of the dildo, gives off vibration for fantastic clit stimulation! Plus the other end of it has a padded cushion, which makes for a very comfortable, smooth ride! And it’s built to last too… from the highest quality material, so it doesn’t matter how rough you play with it… it will always keep it’s original form and shape! And I’m glad it’s so, so durable, cause I just love to play with this amazing vibrating sex toy, every chance I get!!!

As you know, there’s tons of different kinds of topical sex enhancer creams, herbal lotions and herbal blends on the market today… which can provide more intense and long lasting, sexual pleasures! The crux though, is to find “the best” of herbal sex stimulants, that works out the most for you and your partner! And this time, I think I really found a sexual arousal formula, that has it all! It’s called “Ecstasy” and it offers an Aphrodisiac/Herbal Blend liquid which, promises extra thrills and excitement, together with more erotic, long lasting sensation! Well, they all promise that, you might say! But trust me, this one has a few more added ingredients, that most of the other sexual stimulants doesn’t offer.

This erotic enhancer uses peppermint for an extra brain and body stimulant!

Check this out, and what a hint of peppermint extract can do for both your brain and sensitive parts of your body! When you put on one of these sexually enhancing liquids, with the peppermint and mix of ecstasy herbal blends… you get both a soothing as well as a cooling sensation, which not only effects the parts of your body… it also affects your brain, in a very stimulating, extra tingling way! Just think about when you eat any kind of peppermint chocolate, candy or gum… how that cooling, soothing, refreshing breeze of peppermint almost overcomes you! So now, imagine having that refreshing, rejuvenation sensation all over!

This herbal stimulant has five different ingredients!

The herbal blend in this ecstasy herbal mix enhancer, has five different ingredients. Starting with”Damiana” which is an herbal extract from a shrub growing in Central America and Mexico! Damiana has been used in these parts, as a natural “herbal Viagra” (male sexual enhancement) for hundreds of years… plus the alkaloids, are thought to activate testosterone action. The next one is called “Muira Puama”, which comes from a small tree found in the Brazilian Amazon, which for centuries has brought  increased sexual stamina to it’s inhabitants!

This herbal formula also consists of the ginger root, which I’m sure you already know about. But it’s still an important ingredient for this special herbal formula, since it brings overall circulatory action, which increases blood flow to the surface of the skin for more intense, erotic sensation! I didn’t know this though, about the ginger root. It also has an antioxidant for anti-inflammatory, plus collagen activating properties! I especially like the collagen part, cause I wouldn’t mind having my private parts look younger and firmer… the more I use it!

The formula has Passion Flower and Ginkgo Biloba too!

This herbal formula also has the “Passion Flower” as a main ingredient, which is known for it’s powers to soothe skin inflammations as well as help healing wounds! And last, but certainly not least the “Ginkgo Biloba”, which is used for topical application to reduce aging and inflammatory, plus irritant occurrences! Now, doesn’t all this sound like the most perfect, ideal sexual herbal enhancer ever! Oh, and if you wonder… both herbal enhancers comes in water or silicone based formulas, which are pH balanced and latex friendly plus the “Wet Ecstasy Silicone” is ofcourse paraben free!

So, this is what I did the first time I tried out this fantastic sounding, enhancement liquid! First I took a long, hot bath and scrubbed myself down with a hard brush, to make sure my skin was clean and the pores where open, to bring on the best effect possible! I also bought some peppermint gum, that I had tucked away in my cheek… and I tell you… boy, did I have the best freaken masturbation session ever! It’s like my body came alive and with my beloved rabbit vibrator… we worked together like a couple in perfect, sensuous, long lasting harmony! It doesn’t get better then this, trust me!!! So, if you’re into sexual herbal enhancers like I am, this peppermint ecstasy formula is definitely something to check out! And by all means, involve your lover too! That’s gonna be my next move!

Electra stimulation provided by this, undoubtedly the most interesting sex gadget, named the “ElectraStim SensoVox“, on the adult market today! I just happened to find it in the vibrators section under unusual vibrators! And apparently to some, this electro stimulator is the ultimate provider of highly, sexually gratifying thrills! The ElectraStim is a very different and unique way of receiving sexual stimulation, through all of your most favorite kinds of sex toys! Unlike regular sex toys which vibrates, rotates and swirls… these electra stimulating sex toy products, directly stimulates the nerve endings! They give off a carefully produced electrical signal, to most any erotically sensitive area such as the genital areas… either on top of the skin or deep inside. Plus for example, at the bottom of your feet which some find to be very erotically enticing… actually which ever place on your body, that you’ll find giving highly arousing, pleasurable sensations! Personally, I just love when I have the inside of my thighs tickled and massaged!

This is how it works!

This electro stimulator box has “electro pads” that you can place on various pleasurable places on the body, like I mentioned before! You know, the kind you sometimes see on medical programs, which are usually placed on the patients head! The unit itself has an array of different features and unrivaled, finely controllable power! It comes with two independently controlled outputs, which allows you to use two bi-polar accessories simultaneously… either all by yourself or together with your partner! Here’s a few examples how they can be used and why! How about you want to masturbate, just using your hands and fingers! So to get a direct, more pleasurable impulse, you can place the electro self adhesive pad inside your thigh or right above the clit! Or maybe you’re having intercourse and want more stimulation… you just place the electro pads close to your vagina and your partner, somewhere around his genitals! Play around with the pads and try out different spots, you find the most pleasurable!

Now that’s one way, you can use the ElectraStim SensoVox. It can also be used by attaching sex toys to… such as cockrings in form of adjustable cock loop electrodes, cock bands and loops! And very sexually inviting bi-polar dongs and dildos, all kinds of great looking bi-polar butt plugs, metal bi-polar wands and probes… in all shapes, sizes and forms! They also offer a gold contact probe which is an inflatable electro sex dildo and a wide range of stunningly amazing Gold Contact vaginal plus anal Electra Probes and their extremely popular ElectraVibe! And they even have an exclusive, high quality uni-sex strap-on device!

Check out ElectraStim’s extreme accessories too!

They also offer an array of extreme accessories as well! The Bi-Polar clitoral or nipple clamp electrode, looks quite interesting to me! The Urethra Probe sounds kind of scary to me, but the Electro Pinwheels looks like a lot of fun to play with! Last but not least, they also offer all kinds of conductive creams and gels, batteries/charger kits plus extra cables and adapters… to make sure your virgin voyage into ElectraStim SensoVox land, goes off like a fourth of July, fire cracking bang! Okay, now to the best part… my own virgin voyage into ElectraStim’s world, of sensationally fantastic pleasures… surely went off like the big, big bang!

I have to say though, that you really have to be very open minded and willing to try different kinds of sensations, when it comes to this electrifying way, of reaching the ultimate of sexual pleasures! It might not be for everyone, so you better be sure before you buy… cause all this fantastic stuff, doesn’t come cheap by all means! After I was done with my first purchase, I was in for over $500, but it didn’t end there! I loved this ElectraStim SensoVox so much, I ended up buying one more dildo for myself and a new cock ring for my hubby… plus I just had to have that pinwheel gadget too!

If you loved the first rotating clit licker the “Sqweel” and the way it made you feel, giving that fantastic sensation of having multiple tongues licking your clit… you’re absolutely gonna fall in love with this new and improved “Sqweeve” too! I didn’t think they could improve much on the last, fantastic clit licker sqweel… but they figured out a way to do so, in the matter of just months! And I have to say, it really made it much easier to have clit teasing plus vaginal penetration simultaneously. So with the new added, flexible case at the bottom of the original one, certainly makes all that possible with such ease! You just stick your own favorite vibe through the flexible case and bingo, there you go! All the fantastic clit licking sensation, together with your own favorite vibe!

Before they added the flexible case, which by the way, makes it really easy to get the exact position of your vibe! Just thinking back a bit…sometimes when I used my clit licker sqweel, I wanted to have some vaginal penetration as well, so I would get out my dildo or vibe! But it was kind of hard, to juggle them both at the same time! One hand holding the clit licker and the other hand maneuvering the vibe in and out and around my vagina, become very confusing and cumbersome. You know, you’re trying to have everything going in repetitious harmony! Plus also, what if I wanted to have some backdoor action which I admit, when I’m really horny, I like to indulge in too!

This new flexible case makes the clit licker perfect in my book!

So if you haven’t checked out the latest amazing clit licker yet, I highly recommend you do so, cause it delivers everything it promises and more! It’s made from extra skin-safe rubber and is very soft, but still firm in feel, which you’re totally gonna love! Plus I think the design is very sexually inviting, with those rotating, pink tongues (I think about at least twenty of them)… actually, they make me hornier than hell, just to look at them fluttering and spinning away! And the “Sqweeve” is really cheap too, only $9.90 plus shipping and handling. Now you can’t beat that… with all the fantastic, sex pleasures you’re going to receive in one amazing, female sex toy! There’s another one called the “Sqweeler” that’s a bit cheaper, but I don’t think it look half as sexually inviting!

My boyfriend turned forty about a month ago and I was going to surprise him, by having a revealing portrait painted of me! Not to risky, but still showing off plenty of skin! I thought it would be very sexy to be totally nude and just having a silky, sheer wrap lousily covering me! And here’s the cherry on the cake! He just loves to watch me, when I masturbate with my pretty butterfly vibrator. The one that I have is called the Wing Fling vibrator and it comes in purple which is both of our favorite color!

It’s remote controlled and has 4, very intense speeds to choose from which feels just wonderful for maximum, clitoral stimulation. So listen… wouldn’t this be the ultimate, of sexual intrigue to him! — In the painting I’ll be wearing the butterfly vibrator under the the wrap, just showing it off, what ever so slightly! So all that was left to do, was to find a great portrait painter, I would feel totally comfortable with!

I fell in love, imagining about my handsome portrait painter!

First I thought it would be really hard to find someone to paint this kind of painting of me! But foremost in my mind, I thought it would be kind of embarrassing to explain, how I exactly wanted it to be! So… what I did, was not to talk to much about that at first and instead, just meet up with him! I have to admit that it took me a while to find the perfect portrait painter, but once I did… I instantly knew this guy, was the perfect one for the job! And not only was he drop dead gorgeous, he had a body to totally die for too!  At this point I couldn’t care less if he could paint or not. I just kept on thinking how completely sexually exciting it would be, sitting there in front of him in the nude… only wearing my sheer blanket and my buzzing butterfly vibe!

So after the first meeting, we sat up the session for a week later! And I cannot explain enough how sexually intriguing it was for me, to think about that upcoming session for seven long, fantasizing days! And when it finally showed up, I couldn’t even look him in the face… cause I was totally sure, he could read all my naughty thoughts I’d dreamed up about him and me! Then it was time for me to tell him, how I wanted the painting to be… and with a shivering voice and the butterfly vibe in my hand… I blurred it all out, as fast as I could! He didn’t even flinch and just told me to get ready for the picture shoot! Picture shoot I asked? Yes, I take the best picture I possibly can, then you go home… and I start painting the portrait, from the picture!

Bummer all the way!

I’d totally forgotten that now a day, you don’t have to sit for a painting to be made… they just paint from the picture, they’ve taken of you! I saw my romantic interlude with my handsome portrait painter dwindle away, right before my eyes! But hey I thought to myself, if all I get is one measly session with him… I’m definitely going to make the utmost best, out of it! He told me to think about me and my boyfriend making love, for great inspiration! And when the shoot was over, I think that both me and the portrait painter was totally amazed, how incredibly sexy the pictures came out! He had totally captured my longing, adoring yearnings on camera… he should only have known, they where all for him!

I don’t think I’ve ever been more horny after arriving home that faithful day. And thank God it was  late afternoon, cause my boyfriend was already home… so I could fuck the living hell out of him! Which I did, for some very fantastic, freaken hours! When the painting showed up a couple of weeks later, outside my door… I didn’t open it up! I wanted my boyfriend and I, to see it together for the first time! Maybe because I felt a bit guilty over my wild and crazy imaginations, about the handsome portrait painter! But I tell you, I was just as amazed once again… cause boy, did I have that naughty “come fuck me look” painted allover my face and body!

My hubby has one of the biggest sweet tooth’s ever and I’m not doing him any favors by baking all kinds of yummy pies either! When we first met, he wasn’t overweight at all, but after being together for five years, he’s turned into a fat piece of lard and that’s saying it quite nicely I might add! But unfortunately, as much as he loves sweets, he also hates to exercise! So what’s a worried wife to do! Yeah, that’s exactly right… combined his sweet tooth with some exercise! But how the hell, am I to find a nice combination like that! And that’s when I discovered some tasty, low calorie whipping cream on the adult internet!

Low calorie whipping cream and lots of slimming sex!

The whipping cream that I got, came in one of his favorite flavors which is cherry! He absolutely loves my homemade cherry pies, so I knew I was already ahead on that one! It also comes with some cherry flavored sprinkles, which looked mighty tasty too! So what I did, instead of baking a a yummy cherry pie, I bought some cherry scented candles, which I lit an hour before he got home from work… to make sure the house was filled, with cherry aroma throughout! And ofcourse when he arrived, he naturally thought I had a cherry pie baking in the oven! So after finishing our dinner, he was expecting me to give him a healthy serving of cherry pie desert!

Not so at all my dough boy honey!

No, instead I told him to close his eyes and sit there and wait a few minutes while I went into the bathroom, completely undressed and covered myself in whipping cream from head till toe! I was nervous that the whipping cream was going to fall all over the carpet, but it actually stayed on all the way back to the kitchen! And I got there just in time, cause he started to yell… what in the hell, am I doing! That’s when I told him to open his eyes and boy, did his eyes and mouth open wide, when he got a look at me! Voila I said, here’s you’re cherry pie desert… my little dough boy honey! I handed him the cherry sprinkles and said, you can top me off with that in the bedroom! Actually, after all the yummy feasting and ravishing on each others bodies… he informed me, that this is the best tasting desert, I’ve ever made him! Now, he’s down to just one pie a week and his already lost over five pounds! Mission accomplished!!!

Everyone first fell in love with sexier than hell Pamela Anderson, when she was the main attraction in the hit series Baywatch! That show aired many years ago though and Pamela has aged quit a bit since then! Not that she still doesn’t look great, but she’s definitely not a fresh, spring chicken anymore! But don’t fret my pet, cause with this Pamela look alike love doll, you can have teen Pamela Anderson back, in your bedroom as soon as you like!

Let Pamela satisfy you both orally, vaginally and anally!

So if you’re a huge Pamela Anderson Baywatch fan, this love doll will for sure bring back those sexual fantasies you used to have about that famous, big tits lifeguard beauty! This gorgeous Pamela love doll has all the curves in the right places, and her face and body is just as beautiful and voluptuous as the real Pamela Anderson! She comes from the Celebrity Sex Dolls superstar series, which is a company that makes look alike sex dolls, of our most sought after movie and television stars!

So hurry up and come meet this busty blond, bombshell, who’s always on duty and has the biggest sex drive that will rescue all of your naughty sex fantasies and porn desires every time you choose! Royally indulge in every luscious, tight feeling love hole of hers… from her pouthy mouth, her very fuckable vagina and tight brown eye! And she certainly comes cheap too, only $25.58 (plus shipping and handling), out the door! Now, that’s an unbeatable offer, when it comes to having tons of sex fun with the freaken hottest, sexiest lifeguard ever!

The sex toys industry should definitely make all men around the world really, really happy, with all the fantastic stuff they have to offer today! And I’m not referring to all kinds of different sex toys either. No, I’m talking about all the amazing stuff they offer, which makes it possible for women to look the most sexually inviting to their lovers! And there’s plenty to pick and choose from too! Everything from wigs, body jewelry and body paints.. to role playing outfits, bikini coloring kits and now, this one called the “Intimate Shaving Template kit”!

Take some time out for your bikini area too!

You change hair styles off and on, don’t you… so why not change the shape of your pussy hair, once in a while too! And with this shaving template kit, you can do exactly that! It’s really easy to use and has a non-slipping grip which makes the different designs come out just perfectly! All you have to do, is place the template over the area and then trim to your favorite shape! I picked the heart shape, but there’s also a stripe, a triangle and an arrow shape too!

I decided to groom myself into the heart shape, for my boyfriends birthday last week. And you know what I did too… I used a biking coloring kit which a mentioned about earlier! So, not only did I have an heart shaped pussy, it was pink too… and boy, did that look totally freaken hot. Oh, and I also invested in a pink wig, to match with! It’s amazing what we women will do for our lovers, to look the most sexually inviting! But hey, I had the best time doing it and the results where well worth the effort… trust me!

My boyfriend absolutely loved it!!!

So last week, after we came home from a surprise birthday party his friends had thrown for him and it was time to hit the sack… I snack into the bathroom real fast! I undressed, put on my pink wig and struck a very seductive pose, (you know, one of those famous poses Betty Davis would strike, before walking into a room) and then I kicked the bathroom door open, with a loud bang. This was going to be the most delectable, most fuckable dessert he’s had in a long time! And trust me, it was! He couldn’t stop ravishing my body for hours that night, especially the lover part, if you get my drift!!!

I like to change my look a bit here and there! Especially when it comes to my hair color! But not anything drastic like going from platinum blond to jet black over night, like you can see Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton sometimes do! No, I just like to accent with different color strands, to my existing hair color! Like for example, this fall all the fashion experts are telling us that bright colors of ruby red, navy blue and striking yellow are really in!

So, I mix and match a bit with those colors and I’m usually very happy with the results I get! Well, I can’t say that my parents are, but it’s all in good fun I think! But all my friends are always totally amazed over the changes I make to my appearance… and that’s all that really counts to me anyway!

I can’t wait to show my best friend this color change!

One night when I couldn’t sleep, I was surfing the net just looking for new fun things to check out. And that’s when I found this absolutely, totally dank idea that’s straight up my alley. It’s called a color bikini kit and first I didn’t quite understand what it was. But after reading up on it, it became clear to me that it was a coloring kit for your pubic hair!

Wow, just imagine having your pussy hair, matching your head hair. Now that’s something I can get into for sure. It sounds really safe too, cause the dye is professionally formulated and specially developed for that sensitive, delicate bikini area! You can choose from different colors like amber flame, carmine pink, cool blond, hot chocolate brown, intense red, yet black and ruby red! Plus it said, the color lasts for a long time too.

I went with ruby red ofcourse!

And since I already have strands of ruby red in my hair, I ofcourse had to match my pussy hair with that one! It was really easy to apply (it didn’t itch or burn at all) and the finished result looked absolutely fantastic! I felt so freaken cool, I just couldn’t stop steering at myself in the mirror! This is a time I would have loved to be one of those exhibitionist, who loves to take their clothes off and run around in the nude… for all the world to see!

I actually have a girlfriend, that when she gets really, really drunk at a party… she always ends up dropping her bra and as a grand finally… her panties! Boy, I wish I had the nerve to that too, especially now, when looking this color coordinated! And if I would ever dare, I’m positive I would draw all the attention from her, with my matching head and pussy, rube red hair color! I’m not that desperate for attention yet though. So for now, I’ll only let my best girlfriend in on my new, little color change secret! And when I did, I’m happy to say she got insanely jealous and couldn’t wait to do the same!

I live at home with my proper mother and three younger sister and I’m sure you know what that means! Yes, you’re absolutely right… no privacy, what so ever!!! My mother always searches through my room, in hopes to find something she can yell at me over. And when it comes to my nosy sisters, my room has become their center of attention as well! I guess, I’m partly to blame though, cause I do have some stuff in my room which they all find very interesting. A few months ago, when I was looking for my favorite blouse in one of my little sisters room, I heard a slight noise from her bathroom, which sounded mighty familiar to me!

She’d discovered my Rabbit vibrator, at least so I thought!

I stood by my sisters bathroom door for a few seconds, listening to that familiar buzzing and then quickly realized to my horror, she’d found my Rabbit vibrator! MY God, first I didn’t even know what to do and I was dreading over the prospect of her telling my mother about her new, interesting find. One thing I knew though, that some rough scare tactics, was imminent!

So with a complete crazed look on my face, (I wanted to scare her straight right away), I opened the door and just stared at her! I totally scared the shit out of her, which was exactly what I wanted to happen and she instantly knew, this is when my… “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell rule” goes into full effect! I yelled at her, calling her a name I rather not say… and quickly grabbed the vibe, out of her hands!

To my astonishment… I realized it wasn’t mine at all!

Once back in my room, looking more carefully at it… to my astonishment, I realized that this rabbit vibe weren’t mine at all! So, who does it belong to… surely not my sister, they are all way to young! Now, if it isn’t mine or my sisters, I quickly came to the assessment… it had to belong to my proper, “I would never admit, I use a sex toy” mother! All of a sudden, things looked really great again! Actually, this little find of my sisters could not have been a more heaven sent, bargaining tool! And I certainly wasn’t about to tell her, my sister found it either… cause that would take away from my “check mate” momentum, I had going right now!!!!

Hey mom, look what I found!!!

I immediately sat down and wrote a whole list of demands, for my mother to follow from now on! “No more searching my room ever”… “no more borrowing my clothes and blaming it on my sisters”… no more forcing me to eat your stupid dinners”… no more telling me, how to wear my hair and do my make-up”… and on and on, it went! I mean, you totally have to seize an opportunity like this, cause I’m sure something like this will never, ever come my way again! I know my mother will make sure of that!

After finishing writing down all my demands, I went in to her bedroom and put the rabbit vibrator plus my note under her bed pillow! Then I waited in complete triumph, for her to arrive home from work! Actually, she didn’t find it until she went to bed that night. And how I knew that was due to a loud, short scream coming from her bedroom! Right at that moment I did feel slightly sad for her, because I knew the sheer  embarrassment together with the proper mother image, she had just lost… had to be totally devastating! But hey… you gotta do, what you gotta do, to get some privacy around here… right!