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Check out this different kind of feathered friend, which comes in the form of a super powerful vibrator! It’s called the “Feathered Friend Sassy Pink” and is adorned with lovely looking, pink feathers at the bottom of the vibrator… which is sure to tickle and tease your fancy, into the most delightful and sensuous of masturbation play! It also has different colored rhinestones attached to the bottom shaft, to make this most unusual of vibrators more eye pleasing and sexually inviting!

It comes in a silky smooth texture!

You’ll find the material and texture to be extra smooth to the touch and feel, which is guaranteed to turn your masturbation or foreplay sessions into a very smooth gliding, really sexually gratifying ride… either inside your vagina or derriere, which ever you prefer! It has a insertion length of 5.5 inches (14cm) and the width is just perfect… not to big, not to small! It has super powerful, multi-speed vibrations which you can escalate, as your mood for stronger and faster vibes, will have you reach that moment of completely fulfilling, orgasmic pleasures!

And this unusual vibrator won’t hit your pocket book to heavily either… cause this really powerful, very eye pleasing vibrator only costs $24.26 plus shipping and handling! So hurry up and get your own Feathered Friend vibrator right now, and start having lots of tickling, teasing, smooth gliding fun… either just by yourself or together with your lover, as the most perfect solo or foreplay gadget ever!

If you’re looking for a dong or dildo that has the feel, comfort and closes to a totally life-like, penis sensation… look no further, cause the “All American Whopper 6 flesh“, truly has it all and more! It’s created not to only look amazingly, sexually inviting, in every perfect penis detail… from the exposed head and wrinkled skin beneath it… to the long, extremely flexible shaft, making every move you make, being followed in perfect smooth gliding harmony!

And if you close your eyes and let your hands wander and explore, rub and squeeze…you’ll have a hard time, not believing this amazing All American Whopper ain’t real! Actually, when I first grabbed a hold of this totally realistic 6 inch dildo… I was wishing and praying it belonged to my hubby… it felt that big and so, so awesomely natural! Not to be cruel, but my man isn’t one of those really cock blessed guys… so that’s the reason, I was dreaming it was really his!

The suction cup gives you hands-free masturbation play around the house!

The fact that this fantastic All American Whopper dildo comes with a hard sucking suction cup, is totally fabulous too! Cause if you haven’t had a solo session, on a dildo with suction cup before… Holy Poly, have you been missing out on a lot of sex fun action! I strongly advise that when you check out your new All American Whopper for the first time, make sure you have hours to yourself… cause you’re gonna wanna try this suction cup dong, all over the house! To me the size is perfect too, with it’s 7 inches in length (leaving about 6 inches of insertable enjoyment) and a circumference, of just about 5 inches. When I first got mine, I placed it in the middle of the kitchen floor (don’t forget to draw all the curtains or blinds) but soon I found out, it was way to hard to squat down on it and move up and down.

Try different positions that works the best for you!

So instead I got down on my knees, and just moved my butt up and down… much easier, for a lazy beginner like me! Wow, it really got me horny but rather cold too, so check this out. I placed the dong on the bathtub wall, filled the tub with about one third of hot water, then laid back and enjoyed the most sexually gratifying dong ride ever! As I was moving back and forth on the dildo, the water was pulling me with force and determination closer and closer, which made the dildo go further and  further inside me! I mean, it’s hard to describe it, but boy this sensation, not to mention the earth shattering orgasm I received… was totally out of this world to say the least! Ops gotta run, my man just walked in the door, and I don’t want him catch me writing this… cause then for sure, I’ll end up with a royally depressed guy in the bedroom!

I just love different kinds of things that are stress releasing and relaxing, especially those which will ultimately put me in the mood for romance and fantastic love making. Or when my boyfriend is out of town… a nice masturbation session, together with one of my wonderful vibrators! Usually I use aromatic candles, put on some of my favorite classical music, a glass of chilled Chardonnay… and ofcourse a hot, soothing bubble bath to start out with! So when I found out about this new “Luminescence Floating Massager” with multiple, colored lights that change subtly and has resonating vibrations, all in a smooth, rounded egg shape… I instantly wanted to add this one to my list of relaxing, mood releasing, love inducing objects!

It glows, floats and vibrates in the most soothing of colors!

This awesome sex toy is made by the fantastic California EXOTIC Novelties company and they certainly came up with an extra unique massagers this time! Not only is it a mood setting light source perfect for floating around in the pool, jacuzzi or bathtub… it also turns into an amazingly powerful, vibrating massager! All you have to do, is press the button at the bottom of the egg for 4 seconds, and voila… here’s your private little vibrating sex toy! But if you choose to have your luminescence floating massager next to you on a table or nightstand instead, it has 4 sturdy feet to keep it steady on too!

And I tell you, no one will ever know what multitude of functions this very creative 3 inch, disguised vibe has… unless you’re willing to share that little secret with them! It’s ofcourse waterproof (ABS and SAN) and comes in the size of 2.5 x 3.5 / 6cm x 9cm. It comes in wonderful colors like pink, blue, orange, green and purple and since they only cost $16.09 each (plus shipping and handling)… I’m definitely getting at least three of them! One in my right hand to rub my sore neck muscles with, one in my left hand to tickle other more erotic parts on my body… and the third one, just to look at and admire!!!

For some strange reason, I’ve heard a lot of discussions about bondage play lately! Nothing heavy like bdsm porn bondage… just about couples, how wants to experiment a bit with this kind of sex play! And I have to admit, that the concept about indulging in bondage sex play, has always both peeked my interest and intrigued me somewhat! I think that experimenting with different kinds of sex, can’t be all that bad… as long as the partners involved, are on the same page!

Actually, I think it’s a perfect and quite innocent way for two lovers to learn about each others sexual fantasies and desires through different sex play! I mean, I’ve tried role playing with my lover before… you know, when you dress up in different sexy outfits, like I’m a nurse and he’s my sick patient… or he’s Tarzan and me Jane and so on! And I tell you, we had the best time doing that! But now I think it’s high time, for us to get a bit more daring then that!!!

A blindfold, a pair of handcuffs, a penis leash and some drip candles!

I found this little bondage kit called the “Submissive Pleasure Kit” on the internet in a sex toys shop, which certainly sounded exciting and sexually intriguing to a beginner like me! Not at all over the top for fun bondage play, just perfect in my book!!! Now, how can you possibly go wrong with a leather blindfold, a pair of steel handcuffs (with 2 keys), an adjustable penis leash and some low temperature, melting point paraffin candles! I instantly thought they put this kit together in a really interesting way… cause it left you with several options, of experiencing fun bondage play!

Like for example… first you can be a mean dominatrix, by handcuffing your lover and lead him around the room, wearing the penis leash! Then later, he can be your cruel domineering master by blindfolding you and handcuff you to the bed or a chair! And if one doesn’t do what the other one is demanding, you can threaten each other with a punishing bondage game, of dripping candle wax on various places on your bodies! And this is exactly what me and my lover did, the first time we played with this submissive bondage kit! We had the most sex fun ever… not to mention all the laughing, lots of arguing over control and role playing issues… but most of all, tons and tons of love making!!! At the end, we both agreed on one thing though… we definitely learned new things about each other!

If I ever had to recommend a rabbit vibrator… this, the “Wow! Vibe No 1” is definitely the one to add to your favorite sex toys list! You’re probably right if you say that all rabbit vibrators looks mostly the same, offering that fantastic clit and vaginal stimulation. You know… those kinds of simultaneous clit and vaginal vibrations, which makes it almost impossible not to experience a satisfying orgasm… even if you aren’t in the slightest mood for sex! That’s what I really like about all rabbit vibrators, come to think of it. Even if you’re in the worst mood and not a bit turned on, you can always have that relaxing, stress releasing… almost involuntary climax from that fantastic, ingeniously creative design of all rabbit vibrators!

The Wow! vibrator is elegant, upscale and high-end!

Why this Wow! rabbit vibrator caught my eye, is due to the fact that it not only looks elegant, luxurious and totally eye pleasing and sexually inviting… it’s also the way this up scale, rabbit vibrator designer has paid awesome attention to every little detail! The slim row of pearls inside the shaft which spins and massages, will leave you with enormous pleasures deep inside your vagina! And the rabbit ears with those amazing tickling vibrations on your sensitive clit, will definitely whisk you away to orgasm heaven! This dual-action, clit and vaginal rabbit vibrator has over 50 different kinds of rotation and vibration patters to choose from… which are controlled by you with easy handling, separate controllers!

It’s totally whisper-quiet too!

And boy, it’s amazingly quiet too, cause they’ve powered this luxurious rabbit vibrator with two whisper-quiet Japanese motors… so you can use it, even if someone is in the next room! I mean, this is really a “biggie” to me, cause I can’t tell you how many times I wanted to use my vibrator, but was way to afraid that someone could hear me in the house! The Wow! vibrator is made from hygienic, phthalate-free elastomer, and is a breeze to clean up after each use… and I tell you, you definitely gonna use this one countless of times! Plus this elegant rabbit vibe comes in a gorgeous box, so if you ever wanted to surprise someone special with a gift like this, you’ll definitely be proud to do so!

If fucking a shemale beauty like Mia Isabella, has been one of your biggest fantasies for the longest time… now that wish can come through, in the most sexually challenging of ways ever! And if you don’t already know what this hotter and kinkier than hell ladyboy looks like, they have her featured on the box… showing of her gorgeous face, her big bouncy tits, that slender waist, those long legs and her cute shemale pecker of the very large kind, I might add! This uniquely put together male sex toy, comes in the form of a fantastic stroker with Mia’s luscious mouth, her soft, totally life-like huge hooters and large, very realistic, large penis which are positioned close together for the optimum of masturbation sessions ever! The dimensions are life size and she doesn’t come cheap, clocking in at $247.50 plus shipping and handling. But after masturbating with this amazing stroker, in my book she was worth the investment totally!

Ride her dick, fuck her tits and ram her throat!

With Mia Isabella’s very creatively put together stroker, you have several ways of screwing her! You can jump her big dick, slide your cock between her succulent breast, for the freaken hottest of cock sliding, boobies ride ever… plus face fuck her, with all your might! Squeeze, suck or fuck her juggers all while firmly placing your mouth and lips around her cute pecker! The best part with this fantastically thrilling stroker is though, that you can squat on her shemale stick, while you slide between her tits, leading the way straight into Mia’s snugly, supple, warm mouth!

Comes in the fantastically realistic “Fanta Flesh”!

Mia’s greatly indulging body parts are molded into an exact replica in the softest, most realistic of  “Fanta Flesh” which feels like the cyberskin material! And is guaranteed to fulfill your dreams, of fucking a beautiful ladyboy like Mia Isabella… who by the way become famous for her very large, hard penis!!! Mia Isabella also comes in another very uniquely put together male masturbation piece, where her big dick is positioned on top of her tiny ass… which makes it possible to fuck her lovely, tight derriere while fondling her big ladyboy prick! And hey, if you’re extra limber maybe you can even reach her cock to blow it off a bit too! This stroker comes in the softest, most realistic of materials as well and is surely gonna bring hours upon hours of hotter than hell shemale sex fun! This stroker will only cost you $33.00 plus shipping and handling, if that will fit your budget a bit better!

If you’re into all kinds of different strokers, you just have to check out these ones from the ever so popular Bordello cyberskin call girl strokers line! This unique strokers line, features totally life-like and realistic hand-sculptured replicas of luscious, voluptuous women, positioned in different, very indulging sex positions! I mean, they have every detail down to a tee from her perfect face, that luscious female body… even her hair and fingernails are perfect! The width is 8″ and the depth is 5.5″!

There’s call girl stroker Lucie, Saskia and Zoe!

So let’s first talk about my most favorite of male sex toys… the call girl stroker Lucie, who is featured down on her arms and knees, with an arched back and lovely, round derriere up in the air… inviting the most awesomely thrilling, of doggy back sex positions! Her love tunnel is ribbed for extra stimulation and sensation and the stroker stretches to accommodate any size penis which returns to it’s original shape after your masturbation session is done! She’s also waterproof and phthalate free, so bringing her along in the shower, pool or jacuzzi is definitely something to check out too! All the call girls strokers, comes with the same features and highest of quality!

Then we have the awesome call girl stroker Saskia, who comes in a very accommodating sex position as well! She’s on her back with her lovely butt in the air and the legs and arms along her head… with her huge hooters, resting on her neck and chin! Saskia is just as perfect as her sister call girls are, with that fantastically realistic and life-like cyberskin material and ribbed love tunnel! Lastly there’s voluptuous call girl stroker Zoe… who’s relaxing on her side, with her knees bent up towards her chest, her hand resting on her round ass and those huge hooters leaning against each other in a totally realistic way! Now, all these horny bitches are ready for anything you have in mind for sure… so hurry up and experience the stroker of strokers, inform of a perfectly shaped replica of a voluptuous, gorgeous… truly accommodating call girl!

If you’re a fan of gorgeous Bree Olson and just loves to watch her fantastic hd porn videos… here something that’s gonna bring you closer to her, well actually much closer than you’d ever imagined! Now you can have a mouth masturbator in the form of a prefect replica, molded from Bree’s pretty face… with those brown “come fuck me eyes”, cute nose and luscious wet mouth! And if you’re a lover of these kind of male sex toys, this is definitely the one to invest in!

Bree’s face is the only realistic head on the adult market today that gives blowjobs with super supple, cyber skin (phthalate free), hand painted, full pink lips and tongue… together with a wrap around, tight snug shaft which moves perfectly with every deep thrusting move you make! The shaft is extra long and comes with a ribbed love tunnel, for extra sensation and stimulation… plus she’s waterproof too, so you can bring her with you in the bathtub, the shower or the pool! Bree might be a bit on the expensive side, clocking in at $123.75 plus shipping and handling… but I have to say, that she’s worth every single penny of it!

Bree is definitely worth every single penny!

I know that Bree doesn’t come cheap, but there’s definitely a reason for that! Here we are talking about absolute perfection, when it comes to throat strokers! Not only do you get to mouth fuck gorgeous Bree Olson… but every detail of her face is amazing and the quality comes in the highest of standards! So do what I did last night… put on your favorite Bree Olson blowjob scene and start fucking the living hell out of her luscious mouth and long, swan like neck… I tell you, it doesn’t get much more realistic than this… it’s almost like you’re throat gagging for real!

Finally someone came up with the awesome idea at Pipedreams, to combine one of their beautiful g-spot, glass sex toys with a vibrator… in form of a 10 pattern, pulsation bullet! I almost exclusively use glass sex toys, except for one or two clit vibrators, which I really enjoy to play around with! Why I like glass sex toys so much though, is because they always have such a beautiful, colorful design and unique shape to them! And I’m told they are all hand-blown and hand crafted too, which always brings that exclusive look to them! But I’m also a total clean freak, where everything around me has to be perfectly clean… well almost sanitized, to make me feel absolutely content!

I just love this vibrating g-spot glass wand!

If you don’t know much about glass sex toys or never used glass vibrators before… I think you’re missing out on some fantastic orgasmic sensations which in my opinion, you can only get from glass sex toys! With regular sex toys made from plastic, jelly, silicone or what not… you see what you get! But when indulging in different kinds of glass sex toys, you have a variety of things you can do! For example… you can put a glass toy in the microwave, to make it warm and inviting on a cold winters night! Or how about when those sweltering hot, august night comes along… just imagine having a cold icicle to run allover your body and those other special places! And all you do, is place it in the freezer for a while… and voila, here you have an ice cube like sensations without all the melting, messy water!!!

This g-spot glass vibrator is called Icicles No. 4 and it comes in a very sexually inviting swirly, pink design with a slight bend at the top of the shaft! It features a 10 pattern pulsation bullet that can be both used by itself of together with the glass wand! And here comes the part that I really like too! Since this hypoallergenic glass is non-porous, there’s no way in hell any bacteria can stick and cleaning it, is a total breeze! I just throw it in the dishwasher and it comes out glistering shiny and completely clean! Don’t make the mistake of telling your close friends about that though! I haven’t been able to have any of them over for dinner… not even a cup of coffee, for the longest time! Quite understandable, when you think about it!!!

My mother thought it was paperweight, thank God!!!

Anyway, I just put my latest best friend… the vibrating g-spot glass wand in the microwave, so I can enjoy some relaxing, stress releasing solo play— why don’t you do the same, I highly recommend it!!! Oh by the way… a few days ago, when my parents where over for dinner, I had forgotten to take it out of the dishwasher when my mother was emptying the dishes! When she picked it up, she thought it was a beautiful looking  paperweight thank God… becuase if she found out what it really was, I’m sure she wouldn’t come over for dinner any time soon either!!!

Everyone loves to take a nice, relaxing bath after a stressful day! Or how about just turning any evening, into some well deserved pampering! But instead of just using your soft bath cloth this time… turn your bath into a wonderfully relaxing, event instead! And that’s where this world’s first waterproof, multi-speed “Fukuoku Massaging Glove” comes in… which will smoothly massage and vibrate you… into the most relaxing, most sensuous of sensation… allover!

Have five fingers distribute over 45.000 vibrations per minute!

So run a hot bath, filled with sweet smelling bubbles…. light all your special aroma candles, poor a nice glass of your favorite vine… and then have your Fukuoku massaging glove vibrator deliver over 45.000 vibrations per minute, allover your entire body… in the most soothing, most relaxing of baths ever! Have the vibrating fingertips of the massage mitt, massage your tense neck and stiff shoulders… making them soft and non-aching! Run the massage glove over your breast, stomach and private areas, for some amazingly, sexually stimulating sensations!

Invite your special one into your bath too!

Just think how nice it would be to invite your lover to be part of this fantastic feeling, five finger massaging glove too! The two of you spending some quality time together, in a nice, tense releasing bath in an aroma filled surrounding… massaging each others backs and all those erotically enticing, sensuous areas! Turning your bath into a sexual encounter of the most sexually charging kind! Now, if this five finger massaging glove doesn’t sound totally amazing… you better check for a pulse! Because my heart is surely beating a mile a minute, just thinking about the next time me and my lover can have the most exquisite of bath times… with our new Fukuoku massaging glove!!!