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I can’t believe Halloween is almost here again. My God… it feels like just yesterday, when I had to sit down and deal with everyone’s wishes! Having four girls, doesn’t make things any easier either… trust me! Because these little girls of mine, will change their minds at least five or six times, over which costume to pick! One day, they all wanna be princesses… which is a good day. But other days, it’s complete chaos with lots of crying and screaming due to fact that the oldest one has decided… now she’s the only one, who can be a princess this year! And on and on it goes… but eventually it all works out in the end, where everyone is happy!

My family gets one outfit each… but I always get “two”!

Once the girls are taken care off, it leaves me and my dear husband as to what to wear! My husband let’s me pick his Halloween outfit, and he’s usually quite happy with it… except for last year, when I choose a very embarrassing looking “Prince Valiant” one! A week before Halloween last year, we had a big fight and as a result, it was big pay back time for him! Plus I didn’t get my second after hours, sexy Halloween outfit either! At least now he knows, never to pick a fight with me around Halloween time!

I guess I have to explain, why last years Halloween was extra bad for my husband George! Not only did he have to wear that ridiculous looking Prince Valiant outfit. He didn’t get to enjoy my midnight, Halloween surprise either… which is definitely the best part, of Halloween, for my husband! I have to admit though, I really missed it too, but I certainly won’t admit that to him! Sometimes when you do things out of anger, you actually end up punishing yourself… don’t you agree!!!

He’ll be my “Buff Buccaneer” and I’ll be his “Asian Persuasion”!

I’m sure you’ve figured out what my after hours Halloween surprise is all about by now. And yes, you’re absolutely right… it involves some very sexy role playing, together with lots of fun sex play! This year I’ve decided that he’s going to get some sexy stuff for men… so he can be my ruggedly “Buff Buccaneer”… and I will be his submissive “Asian Persuasion”! I know this really sexy Asian outfit, will drive him absolutely up the wall from exotic, sexual desire! And after lusting for him, in his buff buccaneer Halloween outfit, all evening long… I’ll be hotter than hell, for his bod!

My Asian persuasion outfit is satiny smooth and comes with a obi belt, and the back has a big satin bow on it! And together with the alluring fan it comes with, I can lure him into most anything I want! His buff buccaneer costume comes with a white shirt, black pants and west plus a red sash and a red bandana! And ofcourse that sexy eye patch! So like I said earlier, everything works out in the end where everyone is happy…. especially me and my hubby… that is! Oh, and do you know what my first outfit is gonna be… “a harem girl outfit, so he can lust for my bod all evening too!

I was born in Sweden, but moved to the United States when I was 23 years old, with my best girlfriend Lotta! We where only suppose to stay for three months… but instead we both ended up getting married to two wonderful American guys! I had a traditional wedding with a regular white gown… but my friend got married in a traditional Swedish costume instead! I remember being a bit jealous at the time, over her choice of wedding dress… but I soon got over it! But for some reason it has always stayed on my mind, and somehow I wanted to wear that same outfit for my husband one day! So you can just imagine how elated I was, when I found a role playing out fit that looked exactly like the traditional Swedish costume! Well, a bit sexier ofcourse!

Now I can have my traditional Swedish costume too!

I found this sexy out fit at my favorite sex toys shop, which I visit from time to time to check out all the latest happenings in the sex toys industry! It’s actually amazing how many different sex toys they come up with… cause every time I go there, it’s always something new and innovating to see! Plus I have to keep up my Scandinavian reputation, for being a Swedish sex pot!

Can you imagine that when I first met my husband, he thought all that sex stuff about free love and people running around in the nude, was actually true! Well, my girlfriends hubby thought that polar beers walked around freely too… so they where both pretty stupid! I guess I have to thank Ingemar Bergman and his strange, sexual innuendo movies for that… and ofcourse the Danish porn film industry!

I recreated the really fun part… the wedding night!

Okay, back to my Swedish outfit! As I mentioned before, I was pretty jealous of Lotta and her choice of wedding dress. But now I could recreate my wedding… well not my whole wedding, just the really fun part… the wedding night! I decided to make the whole evening totally Swedish! I set the table, all in yellow and blue… the colors of our the Swedish flag, with a matching flower arrangement and candles!

For appetizers, I made herring in sour cream… for the main course, our famous Swedish meatballs in brown sauce, accompanied with mashed potatoes and cranberries! And for dessert, I got a traditional “Princess” cake from our neighborhood danish bakery! Plus ofcourse some Swedish snaps, beer and aperitifs, to get in the mood for a very romance filled evening. And the cherry of the cake, was ofcourse me, serving him all this great food… all decked out in my traditional Swedish, really sexy costume!

A traditional Swedish totally romantic evening!

I also found some of my old vinyl records, by old Swedish musicians like Evert Taube… one of my favorite Swedish folksingers! It almost felt like I was back in Sweden once again, and it made me totally homesick! My husband absolutely loved it all (except for the herring that is, which I have to admit, I made for myself)! But everything else from the color coordination, the food and especially my little outfit, turned this evening into something extra special!

Not to mention all the fantastic sex we had!!! Don’t tell him, but the sex was ten times better than our first wedding night! So if you hail from another country and want to bring back some traditions from your homeland… just do like I did! Go and find your traditional country costume, make all the traditional food… and surprise your loved one, by recreating your wedding night in the most fantastic way ever!!!

Having my latest boyfriend in stitches and wondering, in the sex department… has been on top of my list, of things to do lately! I used to have a boyfriend who was the dominant one, when it came to our sexual liaisons! And since I can both be a leader as well as a follower in most situations I encounter, it worked out quite well! But I have to admit that after a year of him constantly being in charge of almost everything we ever did… it got to be quite lame, so I finally broke up with him! Not long thereafter, I was lucky enough to meet Billy and he’s as far away from being anything close to a leader… which I now find to be a great attribute of his!

He’s my boy toy in the bedroom and I just love it!

I have to admit that Billy is a bit on the shy side, but I think that makes things even more exciting! I can tell he hasn’t had a lot of experience, when it comes to doing all kinds of different sex stuff! But if it wasn’t for my other boyfriend, I wouldn’t have been so creative either! He did teach me a lot, which I’m sincerely grateful for! And Billy is eager to learn and experiment, so it’s all working out great!

So for my latest thrilling and exciting romantic rendezvous… I decided to have some bondage, introduced to our sex life! It’s a glow in the dark bondage kit! And that couldn’t be more perfect, cause like I said before, he’s a bit shy and unsure of himself… so this way, we can play the bondage game with the lights off! The kit includes a pair of wrist and ankle cuffs that glows in the dark plus a breathable ball gag that glows too! And I really like the glowing in the dark, body paint too! Oh, it comes with a free satin blindfold as well which came in mighty handy, when things got to embarrassing for him!

A night of fun with the lights off!

Anyway, when it was time to show off the evenings sexual interlude, his face went completely red from total embarrassment! There’s nothing more sexually charging though, than having that feeling of being in the drivers seat of a sex situation… at least it is to me! So I can definitely understand how my former boyfriend felt, when he was bossing my around! I have to be careful though not to go overboard, cause he might get rid of me (like a got rid of him), if I’m to controlling! Now that would be absolutely terrible, since I’m having so much fun right now!

A couple of hours before he came home that night, I’d painted my body allover, with sexual innuendos like “fuck me please”, “come and get me, lover boy” and so on… which I could tell, he totally liked! And after that everything was a piece of cake, well almost anyway! He let me put on both the wrist and ankle cuffs right away… but it took me an hour of convincing, to get him to wear the ball gag and the blindfold! Once I had him fully restrained though, we had the most exciting, most fun sex ever! And I can’t wait to have him cuff me up the next time we indulge in some fantastic bondage play… after all, we live in an equal for all society!

My husband is very conservative when it comes to the bedroom! He grow up in very religious home and sex was never spoken about when he was young! But if the subject ever came up, it was dismissed as something you do, to create new life through! And since he didn’t have any other siblings, plus he was home schooled, he never really had anyone to talk about it with! This narrow attitude about sex from his parents has definitely left a huge mark on him, cause when we have sex it’s all according to the book! Meaning, we always make love in the missionary position, nothing ever more than that! I guess it’s been fine up till now… but I think a bit of change, if even the slightest would create wonders for the two of us!

I do think about having all kinds of sex!

Ofcourse, like everyone else I’ve been thinking about having other kinds of sex! I have to admit one thing though that especially oral sex, has been dominating my mind! My God, if his parents ever found out, they would think I was the biggest slut ever! But I’m married to him now, so I feel like I have the right to sexually corrupt his mind a bit! I know he thinks about different kinds of sex too, but we are just to embarrassed to ever bring it up! We’ve only been married for about a year and I guess we haven’t grown that tight and carefree yet!

Anyway, putting all guilt aside, I decided to go on the internet and look for some sex toys shops… which I have to admit, I’ve done a few times before! I actually don’t think anything is terribly wrong about that! I find it interesting to learn about what the rest of the world does, when indulging in sex toys! Well, I know for a fact that most of the sex toys, would completely scare my husband away from any kind of changes in our sex life! But how could something so innocent like edible bras and edible underwear ever do!

This is my plan!

My husbands birthday is just around the corner and this time, instead of a cake… he’s having me for dessert! My darling hubby has one of the biggest sweet tooth ever, so naturally that route, would be the best one to take! I went ahead and ordered an edible bra plus undies, the kind that’s made out of those sugar candies we all grow up eating! You know the round, different colored ones with holes in the middle! And I’m happy to report that when I put them on, I looked totally edible allover which was the effect I was looking for!

I’m a bit nervous about the whole thing, but I have to take these kinds of risks, if I want to have some changes in my sex life! I know I’m being a bit devious and maybe somewhat selfish, cause like I told you before, I would just love to indulge in oral sex! So by wearing edible candy undies and knowing his big craving for sweets, it just has to draw him down there, if even for an innocent lick! I tell you, just thinking about it makes my whole body throb from sexual desires! Wish me luck… but I already have a feeling it’s all going to turn out great!

I just love to wow my hubby in the bedroom, especially when it comes to changing my appearance! After being married for almost twenty years now, I think it’s of the utmost importance to do so. I know he still loves me to death, but I also know he loves me even more, when I surprise him with my total make-overs! Over the years I’ve done my fair share of changing hair colors of and on, but I find myself to be to old to do that now! Plus, I kind of like being a blond which is my natural color by the way!

But for some reason, I’ve never been able to grow my hair really long! When it gets to be shoulder length, I get split ends which makes my hair look really thin and stringy! Once I had hair extensions put in, but it was just to hard to take care off and it didn’t look very natural either! But I do know, when I did have the long hair, my husband really loved it! Anyway, enough about my unruly, thin hair! The reason why I’m writing this blog is, how by using costume wigs, made it possible for me to turn into a long haired, sexy blond… fiery red head… alluring brunette… or even an exotic, jet black haired seductress!

Complete the transformation with cheap wigs!

First I thought about getting wigs made from real hair, but when I found out the prices on those, it was way over my budget! Plus I wanted to get several different colored and length, wigs too… so when I found discount wigs over the internet, at an adult sex toys shop… I was pleasantly surprised both over the low prices, as well as the great quality! Ofcourse they are all made from synthetic hair, but I tell you, these really cheap wigs are as soft and natural feeling as real hair! Actually, they look better than my hair, even on a good hair day!

I especially like the long haired wigs that had different color combinations, which is really popular right now! I picked a white wig with pink accents and a black wig, with burnt red accents! And at only $39.99 each, I also picked a jet black, costume wig with curly, long hair! And together with my sexy, pink lingerie and silky black, mistress outfit plus ofcourse my stiletto, slutty high heels… the transformation was complete, in the most amazing way ever! I felt so damn sexy and erotically inviting, I couldn’t stop looking at myself in the bedroom mirrors, for a good, long hour!

It’s great to have your husband on his knees begging!

I tell you, there’s nothing more satisfying and confident building, when you have your husband on his knees begging for more! Cause that’s exactly what my fantastically aroused man was doing last night, after surprising him with my new, color coordinated, pink wig and pink lingerie! Remember the animated, really funny Roger Rabbit movie and when he meets that beautiful, voluptuous cartoon babe (I think her name was Jessica)… how his eyes and tongue completely fell out!!! Now that’s exactly how my hubby looked! I had to turn around for a sec, so he couldn’t see me chuckle… but not to sound to overly confident… it truly made my whole evening! Not to mention the fantastic sex we had!!!! Go check out your favorite wigs, in the “Sexy Outfit” section and have your lover turn into an instant, for ever begging Roger Rabbit too!

If you’re already into playing with sex dolls, you might be ready to check out something all together different… I surely did! It’s called a “Transsexual Love Doll” and this sex doll comes in the form of a kinky shemale! I heard over the grape vine that shemales in action, are getting to be the thing to watch, when it comes to porn videos!

So being the curious type, always wanting to find out about the latest in the porn industry… I bought one of these shemale porn movies! I was a bit taken at first, laying eyes on a gorgeous looking female, all dressed up in the sexiest of lingerie and other really arousing looking outfits! I tell you, these shemale ladies are so damn beautiful… and their bodies are absolutely to kill for.

These Lady Boys are gorgeous enough to kill for!

These kinky lady boys have long slender legs, luscious big breasts, round firm booties, the skimpiest of waists and then a stiff, hard cock… sometimes even bigger than mine! If it wasn’t for that big surprise down under, you can hardly tell the difference… at least on some of the most attractive and female looking ones! And man, these kinky shemales totally deliver, in every porn act they indulge in! I mean, when they give a blowjob, it’s a freaken blowjob! It’s performed by such gusto and determination… it’s totally mind blowing, not to mention completely cock hardening to watch!

So naturally after being totally blown away by this shemale porn video, I just had to have a transsexual love doll of my own! And when I found one over the internet that looked like total eye candy to me… called the “Gia Transsexual Love Doll”, I was totally sold on the whole concept! And the price was right too, only $29.62 plus tax and shipping (I live in California so I have to pay tax). But at least I can buy one. Not like some of those states in the so called “bible belt” where internet, sex toys shops aren’t allowed to ship too! Totally messed up, if you ask me!!!

My best love doll yet!

I have to say that even though this love doll wasn’t very expensive… (I have other dolls that cost hundreds of dollars), this one was the best love doll yet! When I had it already to go, for my virgin voyage, it was amazingly realistic to the feel as well as to the overall look of it. This Gia Darling sex doll has voluptuous boobs which are nice, firm and very squeezable! The face comes in four colors which gives both dimension and beauty and the blond, long flowing hair is silky, so you can run your fingers through it! and then ofcourse the 7 inch cock which is the perfect size for me!

A little to big for my brown eye though, but I just let it penetrate a bit… just enough to get a fulfilling sensation! The cock is removable too which I thought was great, if you feel like turning her into a full blown female once in a while! It also has two openings, to I guess simulate both a vagina and a rectum! The holes where really life-like feeling, with a smooth, snug and tight sensation, to get the best pussy and ass ride possible!

I can just see it in my wife’s eyes that she needs something really special for this Mothers Day! And it’s not a new diamond bracelet or a new pair of gold earrings… no what she needs… actually what we both need, is a picker upper in the love department! After being married for over twenty years and as far as I know, we’ve both been faithful to each other, for all those years… things can get some what uneventful, in the bedroom.

So I think we both are ready for some change in the personality department and the closest way to do so, without switching partners… is to have some fun role playing outfits! I know she absolutely loves that gladiator show on TV and how I know, is due to that longing, adoring look in her eyes… which I haven’t had the luxury of getting, when she glances over at me lately!

I”ll be her Gladiator for Mothers Day!

I’ve put on quite a few pounds since we married. But it’s not going to intimidate me, if I won’t look as fabulous as those gladiator guys on TV! But I’ll definitely go on a diet, until Mothers Day arrives, to make sure I lose a few. Well actually, my dear wife isn’t as skinny as she use to be either, but I’m still getting her my fantasy, sexy outfit for her!

I was in the hospital a while ago and there was one really pretty nurse, who would care for me of and on, during my stay. And if having a few naughty thoughts about this dreamy looking nurse, makes my unfaithful to my wife… I certainly was that and more!

A “Gladiator” outfit for me and a “Naughty Nurse” outfit for her!

I found a “Naughty Nurse set” in a sex toys shop over the internet under discount lingerie which looked mighty fine to me! It comes with a white apron, a cute hat and a pair of fishnet, thigh-high stockings… all marked with that hospital cross! Plus it comes in one size fits all, so she can adjust it perfectly to her body!

And for me I found a really great looking Gladiator outfit, in form of a Gladiator Harness Thong, all covered with studs! It made be a bit nervous about how I would look in it… but if don’t eat hardly anything this whole week, I’m sure I’ll look fantastic! Wish me luck, I surely I need it!

My best girlfriend was getting married and as always, you wanna come up with a bachelorette party that’s totally different and completely unforgettable! But the jerk, backed out in the last minute which ofcourse left my girlfriend in total disbelief and loads of anger! But me and all the bridesmaids decided that the best remedy right now, is to get all that rage out of her… and the sooner the better! And thank God for Tiger Woods, who’s constantly in the news right now… cause that’s how we came up with this little “pay back” party!!

All the bridesmaids watched the “Masters” golf tournament last weekend, to get our juices flowing in the “hate” direction! And not due to us being golf enthusiast, by any means.The only reason we watched, was because we wanted this man of a dirt bag to loose, in the biggest way ever! Which I’m thankfully very pleased to report that he did! I especially liked when Tiger said that he wanted to win the “Masters” in the worst way… so at least now he gets to feel a lot of pain, just like his future ex-wife, is going through right now! Not to mention the awful pain my girlfriend was enduring too!

My theme was going to be Tiger Woods ofcourse!

First I was a bit nervous, about finding the appropriate stuff I needed for my Tiger Woods theme! But boy, was that easier than ever to find! Tons of places, especially internet sex toys shops, had an array of Tiger Woods memorabilia (if you can call it that)! Just check this out ladies… first I found a blow up Tiger Woods doll and then I found one of those Adult Wind Up Dolls of Tiger, where his jerking-off, holding a golf club in the air! And lastly I found some extra large, king sized “Tiger Woods Cover Condoms“… not that he deserves that compliment at all!

Anyway, once I’d ordered everything, we had to come up with some great ideas, how she could get back at her jerky, ex-fiance, by taking out all of her anger on the different Tiger Woods items! And this is what we came up with! First we decorated the room with all the usual bachelorette party stuff… like balloons, penis shaped party picks, pecker straws. We also made a yummy cake, in the shape of a giant dick… plus lots more dirty, funny stuff too! And ofcourse lots and lots of alcohol!

We saved the big surprise for last!

And we figured that we’d save the big Tiger Woods blow up doll surprise for last. So when she was really drunk, she could take out all the anger and frustration she felt, without any hesitation what so ever! And to get her anger going, we decided she should first start out with knocking the head off the wind up doll! Now I think it’s time to talk about what really happened after we blindfolded her, put a golf club in her hand… and lead her into the other room, where we’d hung Tiger up, like a pinata! We egged her on and told her to swing as hard as she possibly could! And boy, we all looked in total amazement how this girl swung both hard and relentless for the longest time!

After she removed the blindfold, totally exhausted and took a long look and the total destruction of the blow up doll, we all broke out into the biggest, loudest, longest laugh ever! And here comes the cherry on the cake, we had planned for her! We took down, what was left of poor Tiger and gave her a big box with some nice ribbons. Then we told her to wrap it all up. But before she did, we gave her those gigantic sized condoms, with a nice note pinned to them stating… “Wish this size would fit perfectly on your dick, not on your head”! She absolutely loved it all and couldn’t wait for her ex-fiancee to receive it “priority over night mail” the next day! Best “pay back” party ever!!!

My husband has worked so hard at loosing weight this year and I’m as proud as can be! And not only did he lose over 30 pounds, he also put himself on a rigorous work out schedule which he has stuck too, for months now! He has the body of a buff, really muscular dude, who looks like he walked straight out of the GQ magazine! So ofcourse, I want to take full advantage of this new body of his… and the best way I think, is to dress it up in sexy mens lingerie!

I sincerely hope he’ll love to wear it!

It always seems, it’s more natural for women to dress up in hot discount lingerie, to erotically entice and romantically invite the opposite sex! Why I don’t know! But maybe it’s due to men feeling embarrassed, or even insecure about the prospect of decking themselves out in a sexy, revealing fashion! Or maybe it just makes them feel less in control, if the female is suddenly the one to sit back and have them act, all sexually seductive! You know… dancing and stripping or what not!!!

Well, I’m about to end all of those little stupid inhibitions and have him become my “boy toy” for the night! Meaning, this buff dude of mine is gonna do provocative dance moves, a sizzling hot strip tease… to seduce the hell out of me, once and for all! And this are the greatly indulging, very sexy props I’m providing him with! Just check this out and you’ll be as sold on this stuff, as I am!!!

I turned him into the gladiator, I so want him to be!

Have you ever watched that show called the Gladiators, where the guys are so damn sexy looking! When I would watch, I would dream about having a man like that… to ravish all night long! And now, when I have one that almost looks like that… I just need to dress him up, to look like one! And I found a really great one, in one of those internet, sex toys shops called the “Gladiator Harness Thong with Studs”!

This one was perfect, in the way it would show off his muscular body, in all the right places! Plus the studs that was decorating both the harness and the thong, was totally to die for! Extremely sexy, to say the least! This one called the “Apollo Black Open Pouch” was so damn sexy too… but I’m not so sure, he’ll wear that one though! Maybe it’s a bit to much revealing, for his immediate comfort! Well, I got it anyway, in case I was lucky enough he would like it!

Boy, if I only had known!!!

A few days later, I causally told him I got him a new pair of pajamas which I would do from time to time! When we where ready for bed that night he asked me, if he could try them on! With a huge smile on my face, I gladly presented them to him, all wrapped up in a box with big bow on top of it! At this time I wasn’t quite sure if this present was actually more for me than for him?

To make a long story short, little did I know… this stud of mine, had very few inhibitions, as he strutted around the bedroom like a peacock in all his glory! And the romance couldn’t have been more amazing, as my gladiator totally ravished me and I him, for hours on end! Actually, now it’s already morning and he’s still wearing his most favorite pajamas (gladiator harness)!I think I’ll wait a bit, before giving him the other “open pouch thong”! We wouldn’t like for him to get to confident now, would we!

Sometimes I feel like my vagina needs a make over, to become young and vibrant again! Just like it used to be in my twenties! Now a day, my pussy feels somewhat old and worn out… plus the color of my pubic hair, is turning a bit gray too! After my divorce, I lost over 40 pounds, mind you. And I also had a confident boosting, boob job… but when I looked down there, my new body didn’t match the way I wanted it to! So a quick cunny make over, would maybe make everything come together… for that young, overall fresh look I was aspiring for!

I shaved my pussy leaving a tiny landing strip!

My first step, in rejuvenating my pussy, was to shave off some the gray pubic hair, leaving a cute landing strip… which actually both felt and looked much better! The only thing though, was that the pussy lips looked kind of hanging, not so firm and perky like they use to be! And that’s when I remembered about vaginal pumps which are suppose to make your whole genitalia, look more puffy and younger! Plus ofcourse, it suppose to be really sensual, when you masturbate or have sexual encounters… but that wasn’t really why I wanted it!

Anyway, I went on the adult internet to find one which was really easy to do! I picked one called the “Pink Pussy Pump”, because it looked big enough, to cover the entire genital area of mine! Plus I was glad to see the cheap prizes of the vaginal pumps too… mine was only around 18 bucks! I was totally excited when it finally came, so I could check out, if it really could make my pussy look more younger! And believe you me… I was totally amazed how much it did, once I tried it!

It was more than I could ever have hoped for!

After I opened up my pussy pump/clitoral pump package, I made sure to read all the instructions carefully, on how to get the best results! The more I read though, I quickly forgot about the reason I got it in the first place… and instead started to realize, how much sexual pleasures you could get, from using a vaginal pump! It fit really snug and the coverage was just perfect too! It felt very erotically arousing, as I pumped! And after a few tries, I liked pumping really fast, to get that extra hard sucking sensation. It almost hurt a bit, but that little pleasurable pain, felt so wonderful!

After reaching a totally earth shattering orgasm, I stood up in front of the mirror and there it was… my pussy the way it used to look, all puffy, perky and rosy red! I tell you, if my husband could see me now, with my slender body, firm silicone breast and that puffy, red cunny… he would cry himself to sleep, for ever leaving me! Ahhh… it little revenge never hurt anyone! Plus now, another man is getting this whole, lovely package to call his own real soon, I hope! There’s nothing more confidence boosting, than to feel and look great!!!