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I can’t believe Halloween is almost here again. My God… it feels like just yesterday, when I had to sit down and deal with everyone’s wishes! Having four girls, doesn’t make things any easier either… trust me! Because these little girls of mine, will change their minds at least five or six times, over which costume to pick! One day, they all wanna be princesses… which is a good day. But other days, it’s complete chaos with lots of crying and screaming due to fact that the oldest one has decided… now she’s the only one, who can be a princess this year! And on and on it goes… but eventually it all works out in the end, where everyone is happy!

My family gets one outfit each… but I always get “two”!

Once the girls are taken care off, it leaves me and my dear husband as to what to wear! My husband let’s me pick his Halloween outfit, and he’s usually quite happy with it… except for last year, when I choose a very embarrassing looking “Prince Valiant” one! A week before Halloween last year, we had a big fight and as a result, it was big pay back time for him! Plus I didn’t get my second after hours, sexy Halloween outfit either! At least now he knows, never to pick a fight with me around Halloween time!

I guess I have to explain, why last years Halloween was extra bad for my husband George! Not only did he have to wear that ridiculous looking Prince Valiant outfit. He didn’t get to enjoy my midnight, Halloween surprise either… which is definitely the best part, of Halloween, for my husband! I have to admit though, I really missed it too, but I certainly won’t admit that to him! Sometimes when you do things out of anger, you actually end up punishing yourself… don’t you agree!!!

He’ll be my “Buff Buccaneer” and I’ll be his “Asian Persuasion”!

I’m sure you’ve figured out what my after hours Halloween surprise is all about by now. And yes, you’re absolutely right… it involves some very sexy role playing, together with lots of fun sex play! This year I’ve decided that he’s going to get some sexy stuff for men… so he can be my ruggedly “Buff Buccaneer”… and I will be his submissive “Asian Persuasion”! I know this really sexy Asian outfit, will drive him absolutely up the wall from exotic, sexual desire! And after lusting for him, in his buff buccaneer Halloween outfit, all evening long… I’ll be hotter than hell, for his bod!

My Asian persuasion outfit is satiny smooth and comes with a obi belt, and the back has a big satin bow on it! And together with the alluring fan it comes with, I can lure him into most anything I want! His buff buccaneer costume comes with a white shirt, black pants and west plus a red sash and a red bandana! And ofcourse that sexy eye patch! So like I said earlier, everything works out in the end where everyone is happy…. especially me and my hubby… that is! Oh, and do you know what my first outfit is gonna be… “a harem girl outfit, so he can lust for my bod all evening too!

Right now, I’m really into this sex toys company named “Touche”, because they offer so many different and unique looking sex gadgets on today’s adult market! I like having vibrating stimulation allover, meaning a little butt action feels totally fine to me! My boyfriend and I usually check out our new sex toys together, but since he isn’t a huge fan of anal play… this “Sentinel Anal Vibrator” was all mine, to indulge in! But I tell you, he surely likes to watch, when I do!!!

The waiting game turned me on mega time!

When I received my new anal sex toy in the mail, I have to say that the packaging was really beautiful! It looked like a piece of art to me, carefully wrapped in a gorgeous package! The one I had ordered, was purple! So together with the silver emblem on the front, the gray color of the box and the purple, very artistic looking butt plug in the middle… it just looked amazingly inviting, to open!

Actually, I waited for my boyfriend to come home from work, so he could see it too… cause maybe the very inviting, very artistic look of it, would entice him to wanna try it out too! It was the longest two hours ever waiting for him, because I would keep on going into bedroom to look at it…. and every time I did, the more turned on I got! Finally, when I heard him walk through the door… my vagina was so damn wet, that if I hadn’t worn panties, it would probably have dripped down my legs!

This vibrating anal sex toy was really fun to explore with!

And exactly like I thought, he was just as fascinated with the whole, fantastic look of it! Anyway, we opened it together and turned on the vibes! First I felt the vibrating butt plug part, with my finger and it gave off strong vibes! And when I felt the tip of the more slender part attached to the ring… that felt quite intense too! And I was amazed how quiet it was too! Holding it my hand, both of us could not even hear it, until you put it close to your ear! By this time, I couldn’t wait to actually try it out!

With anticipation, my boyfriend waited for my reaction, as I inserted it into my behind! I absolutely love the  high-grade, silicone material… cause it’s so smooth which makes for easy insertion and the firmness gives the feel of fulfillment! It really felt great. When it came to that little extra added, slim silicone piece though…now that one, felt kind of weird, more like a tingle or a tickle than a vibrating sensation! But when I pulled on it, to reach my vaginal area and pushed hard on it, you could feel the vibrations much better!

I actually got him to play with it too!

Like a said before, my lover isn’t much into anal play! But since this one looked quite different from the usual butt plugs I have… he proudly informed me, he’ll actually like to check it out! Now for once, it was my turn to watch him play around with it, up his lovely behind… and boy, that was a total turn-on to watch!  Well, to me it is anyway! He didn’t like that protruding, slim part that vibrates though, cause it tickled his balls in a strange feeling way! But he just held that part away from his balls and then if felt perfect, he said! See, just by making an anal toy that looks more artistic and sexually inviting… got my boyfriend to try it out! That’s why I so, so love this really great company… “Touche”! Actually, just the name within itself, explains it all!

Every time I see a new and unusual sex toy that “especially” interests me… it’s usually due to the fact, that it reminds me of a story I heard or something I’ve seen, in either my youth or more recently! This time this vibrator named the “Little Snooper” from the very innovative, very popular “Touche” company… reminded me about a frightfully disgusting story, my best girlfriend told me, when we where around 13 years old! She told me about the old lonely spinster, who lived down the road from our country house… and that one day she got so damn horny, she actually went out to dig for an earth worm!

And after finding a really big one, she brought it home and had it squirm and wiggle around her vaginal area! The story ended with the worm, disappearing inside of her! After hearing that little strange anecdote, I would always chuckle a bit when greeting her! That whole summer, me and my girlfriend would fantasies about the prospect on how many earth worms, actually where inside of her! Totally gross… to say the least! But after seeing this little snooper vibrator, maybe it really was some truth to her madness! And I guess this would be the closest thing to find out, how sexually satisfying it really became for her!

Now I can clearly see how much she liked it!

After receiving my own little snooper, I was as intrigued as can be… plus thinking about that old spinster and her worms, totally added to my sexual excitement! First I though that the little snooper part would wiggle around (you know, like some of the rabbit vibrators do)… but it doesn’t, which was kind of disappointing! But once I checked it out more, it actually felt like the little snooper part was alive, I guess, due to the vibrating tip. It’s made out high grade medical silicone, which makes it extra soft to the touch and the snooper is both stretchable and flexible… so it moves around quite effortless, when spinning and turning it!

First I pressed the tip of the snooper against my clit, to check out the vibe intensity, which was quite nice! But when I was ready to insert it into my vagina, the vibration intensity got a bit weaker, I guess because I wasn’t pressing on it, but it still felt quite amazing! I was a bit afraid to let go of the ball part at first, but after feeling confident, it wouldn’t creep way up my vagina, I actually stood up and walked around… which I found to be even more, sexually charging!

I wounder if the old spinster had some back door action too!

Since I’m a gal who enjoys some back door action too, I naturally had to see how that felt… and I’m happy to report, the sensation was equally as nice! But I wouldn’t let go of the ball this time, cause I certainly didn’t want to end up like the old spinster and her quite embarrassing predicament! Why I choose the words “embarrassing predicament” for the old spinster, is because years later, rumors where going around that the old spinster had died, but not from natural causes! Apparently her increasingly growing hunger for bigger fulfillment had drown her to catch a harmless garden snake. But when this guy had slithered his way up her vagina… it bit into the vaginal wall, and wouldn’t let go!

After pulling on it for hours, she ruptured tons of blood vessels and died from blood loss! They found her dead in a pool of blood, with the end part of the snake sticking out of her vagina! Now, this story was never confirmed… but boy, would that be a very embarrassing way to end your life! Anyway, after totally grossing you out, which is okay to do sometimes… I think this cute little worm-like sex gadget, is fun to play around with! Actually, the more I look at it, it totally resembles a sperm, propelling his way to fertilization! But whatever you choose to fantasize about while exploring it, (ofcourse not the later part of my old spinster story)… you’ll have lots of satisfying sex fun play, either just by yourself, or together with your lover!

This is a somewhat new concept in cooling off, in the most sensuous of ways ever! We all watched pornos, where a gorgeous babe runs an ice cube allover her tongue, face and body… and it always looks, both very alluring and sexy! But holding the ice cube for a longer time, can get quite cold and ofcourse it starts to melt rather quickly, from the warmth of your fingers!

When I first saw this new, very innovating sex toy, it instantly reminded me about my brother, who was one of the first to invent the “ice shot glass” many years ago! It works kind of on the same principal, where you have a mold that’s filled up with water, actually any kind of flavored, tasty liquid! Then you just put it in the freezer, and when its done, you remove the mold… and “viola”, you have a shot glass made out of ice! And this ice vibrator from “Touche”, works the same way too!

Cooling off with the ice vibrator is totally amazing!

So naturally I couldn’t wait to check out this new ice vibrator, as soon as possible! It might be a bit on the expensive side ($31.27 plus shipping & handling) but in my opinion, it’s worth every damn cent! It comes in three different colors, pink, blue and gray and is made from outstanding, medical-grade silicone! And if you’re familiar with silicone, you already know it’s easy to handle and feels absolutely fantastic allover! Now, this extra added vibrating sensation, when having ice touch your tongue, your nipples, your clit, his penis… or wherever you like the touch of coldness… is for sure a totally new, icy cool, sexual feel altogether! Just imagine cooling of with this ice vibrator on a hot summer night… either by yourself, or together with your lover and have them melt into pure, sexual delight!

This is how it works!

Okay… now lets talk about, how it actually works! Like I stated before, it has the same concept as an ice shot glass! All you have to do, is fill it up with water, or any of your favorite juices! If you decide to fill the mold with juice, pick a less sugary one… cause it gets rather sticky, on your body! But I highly recommend it though, because it was so damn tasty to lick and suck on the ice!!! I think it becomes extra sexually enticing too, having a sugary, little ice treat, while things heat up in the bedroom!

Remember though, to remove the vibrating bullet from your ice vibrator, before you put it the freezer! I noticed they offer two kinds of ice vibrators! They both look basically the same, the only difference is that one has the bullet on the side of the unit, where the other one, has it on top! I did some research about this product first, cause the information they gave on the site, wasn’t really informative stuff! And I’m really glad I did, cause the ice vibrator with the bullet on top, is much easier to remove! The other one which had the bullet on the side, comes with a little metal hook, where you have to ply the bullet out… which looked really hard to do! And like the scatter brain I am, I’ll lose that thing in no time!

It took about four hours to freeze!

In my old freezer it took about four hours to freeze, but if you have one of those new ones, that comes with a fan inside that circulates the cold air, it doesn’t take that long at all! The mold on top, was a bit tough to remove, but after a little peeling, it easily came off! I also tried filling it up with boiling hot water, and then the ice came out more porous, with a flaky, but still smooth feel to it! They don’t recommend inserting the whole unit, but a slight penetration, is totally fine! So, if you’re into to cool, “tasty or plain” icy sensations, just like me… this fantastically erotic ice vibrator, is definitely for you! Have fun and enjoy… I guaranteed you’ll fall in love with it instantly!!!

I was born in Sweden, but moved to the United States when I was 23 years old, with my best girlfriend Lotta! We where only suppose to stay for three months… but instead we both ended up getting married to two wonderful American guys! I had a traditional wedding with a regular white gown… but my friend got married in a traditional Swedish costume instead! I remember being a bit jealous at the time, over her choice of wedding dress… but I soon got over it! But for some reason it has always stayed on my mind, and somehow I wanted to wear that same outfit for my husband one day! So you can just imagine how elated I was, when I found a role playing out fit that looked exactly like the traditional Swedish costume! Well, a bit sexier ofcourse!

Now I can have my traditional Swedish costume too!

I found this sexy out fit at my favorite sex toys shop, which I visit from time to time to check out all the latest happenings in the sex toys industry! It’s actually amazing how many different sex toys they come up with… cause every time I go there, it’s always something new and innovating to see! Plus I have to keep up my Scandinavian reputation, for being a Swedish sex pot!

Can you imagine that when I first met my husband, he thought all that sex stuff about free love and people running around in the nude, was actually true! Well, my girlfriends hubby thought that polar beers walked around freely too… so they where both pretty stupid! I guess I have to thank Ingemar Bergman and his strange, sexual innuendo movies for that… and ofcourse the Danish porn film industry!

I recreated the really fun part… the wedding night!

Okay, back to my Swedish outfit! As I mentioned before, I was pretty jealous of Lotta and her choice of wedding dress. But now I could recreate my wedding… well not my whole wedding, just the really fun part… the wedding night! I decided to make the whole evening totally Swedish! I set the table, all in yellow and blue… the colors of our the Swedish flag, with a matching flower arrangement and candles!

For appetizers, I made herring in sour cream… for the main course, our famous Swedish meatballs in brown sauce, accompanied with mashed potatoes and cranberries! And for dessert, I got a traditional “Princess” cake from our neighborhood danish bakery! Plus ofcourse some Swedish snaps, beer and aperitifs, to get in the mood for a very romance filled evening. And the cherry of the cake, was ofcourse me, serving him all this great food… all decked out in my traditional Swedish, really sexy costume!

A traditional Swedish totally romantic evening!

I also found some of my old vinyl records, by old Swedish musicians like Evert Taube… one of my favorite Swedish folksingers! It almost felt like I was back in Sweden once again, and it made me totally homesick! My husband absolutely loved it all (except for the herring that is, which I have to admit, I made for myself)! But everything else from the color coordination, the food and especially my little outfit, turned this evening into something extra special!

Not to mention all the fantastic sex we had!!! Don’t tell him, but the sex was ten times better than our first wedding night! So if you hail from another country and want to bring back some traditions from your homeland… just do like I did! Go and find your traditional country costume, make all the traditional food… and surprise your loved one, by recreating your wedding night in the most fantastic way ever!!!

I really like this new strap on, love toy for women… cause it’s going to make my love life with my “greedy penis size” lesbo lover, so much easier and more enjoyable! The strap on dildos I already have are regular ones, where the vibrating penis comes in the size you already picked out! But I also have a harness one which you can interchange with different sizes dildos too… cause when my lover reaches higher erotic levels during our sex encounters, she likes them magically to grow bigger and bigger in size!

Having her screaming in full delight, wanting me to pound her full of larger and larger dildos continuously, becomes quite a hassle! I had to pull out, change to a bigger one at least two or three times, as her hunger for fulfillment where growing by the minute! And having her getting irritated at me, cause I wasn’t changing into bigger dongs fast enough, drove me freaken crazy!

The inflatable vibrating penis came to my rescue!

Thank God for the sex toys industry, who comes up with these perfect sex gadgets! Cause this inflatable vibrating penis, was my answer to getting my female lover to finally shut up and just enjoy! I couldn’t have dreamed it up myself, but when I found this inflatable penis on the adult internet in one of those sex toys shops… it all made perfect sense to me! It’s just like one of those regular strap ons, the only difference is that it has an hand held pumped attached to it!

And all you do, is strap it on and start screwing her with the deflated size penis first and as she gets hornier… you just pump a few times and it grows a bit bigger… pump more and it gets bigger and so on! Actually it inflates to well over twice it’s original size and that’s exactly the finishing climax size, she so craves!

Plus it brings some amazing multi-speed vibrating options which she totally loves too! So now when our love session begins… I’m so relaxed, just waiting for her to start screaming (not like before screaming at me, demanding bigger and bigger dongs) now, it’s just in pure erotic delight as I squeeze away, giving her a bigger penis with every single pump!!! Oh and I almost forgot, when I first opened the package, I was so surprised to find it came with a ultra stimulating vaginal plug too, but she wasn’t interested in that one at all… at least not for now!

My husband loves to check out all kinds of porn videos and after years of watching them, I’ve actually grown to like them too! And since he’s always ready for sex, I find them to be of great help in getting me sexually stimulated, when I’m not so much in the mood for romance! Sometimes I get so jealous of men, cause their sex drive is so much bigger than the females! It’s not that we don’t wanna have sex, it’s just so damn hard to get into that erotic state every other night! So, like I told you… the pornos really help out! But that’s actually not my biggest problem! My biggest problem is that he wants to explore all the different sex positions, these totally in shape pornstars gets into!

You have to be very sexually athletic!

If you haven’t seen any of these pornos before, I tell you… these gifted, very sexually athletic pornstars get into the most amazing of sex positions! And some times these different sex positions are so difficult and tiring, they even have a hard time maneuvering them! And ofcourse my hubby wants to try em all out, right away! Just take this sex position for example… he stands up and I’m suppose to hang on him, with my arms around his neck, my legs wrapped around him, moving up and down on his penis! I mean… to my it’s physically impossible to enjoy one single second of it…  when I’m just struggling at trying to hang on to him!

Sometimes I wish he was into watching big, fat chicks instead… cause then I’m sure, things wouldn’t be so damn sexually athletic! Anyway, I’ve tried to work out with weights, to gain more strength in both my arm and leg muscles… but I still end up with cramps allover, when we get into to these crazy sex positions! But I’m not ready to give up just yet and I’m eager to show my husband that I can conquer any sex position he throws my way! I just need a bit of help and that’s exactly what I found in the “Fetish Fantasy Sex Harness”!!!

This sex harness makes every difficult sex position effortless!

My eyes almost fell out of my head, when I saw this sex harness in the sex furniture category under the sex swings section! It was absolutely perfect for what I and my husband was trying to achieve in the sex position department! And after reading all the information about it… I just had to buy it! This is how it works! The sex harness goes around his neck and chest plus over his shoulders which has sturdy leather thigh straps and easy-grip chest handles attached to it! All I have to do, is to slide into the padded thigh straps, grab on to the chest handles and have an effortless dick jumping ride… just like the one, he so much desires!

I couldn’t wait to surprise him with my new sex harness and when I did, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger smile on his face! I have to admit though, that the pictures on the box made it look much easier than it really was! But after lots of fun sex position practice… I’m proud to say, not only do we have that one sex position totally down, we have tons of other really great ones too! So if you have a husband who’s into checking out lots of difficult sex positions just like mine, you just have to get this sex harness… both of you will absolutely love it!