Archive for July, 2010

I’m the kind of girl, who likes to put the SHOCK and WOW factor into my girlfriends life’s! Actually I kind of see myself as the leader of the pack, who everyone looks up to… so it’s completely expected of me! I was the first one to get my nipples pierced which ofcourse got me plenty of ahh’s and ohh’s… but when I got my clit pierced, there was the shock and wow factor I’m always looking for! Another thing I like to do, is to keep my girlfriends updated on all the new sex toys available on the market! I just love to browse through sex toys shops for hours upon hours on end… cause it so damn much happening, when it comes to new and totally dank sex toys!

My favorite section is “Unusual Vibrators”!

My favorite sex toys are all kinds of different vibrators, but the ones in the “Unusual Vibrators” section, always gets most of my undying attention! Here I’ve found vibrators that are totally of the chocking, wow kind! One of the latest vibrators I got was of a hand, with the ring finger folded leaving the pinkie for some butt action… the middle and index finger, for fantastic pussy penetration… and finally the thumb, for exciting clit stimulation!

You can bend the fingers into different positions too, for a verity of stimulating effects! I mean… can you come up with a bigger eye-catcher than that for a sex toy! It’s called the “Bad seed Vib, double shocker” so it fits perfectly into my lifestyle of shock and wow factors! It came with a really great DVD too! I have tons more of really strange and unique vibes, but I tell you all about those the next time I blog!

The Mini-vibe necklace is my latest WOW factor!

So, when I found the “Minivibe Necklace”, I just had to have that one too! It looks like any regular jewelry in the shape of a small, silver tube attached to a chain! But it’s actually a minivibe, waterproof bullet with an easy detachable clip! It’s simple to use and comes in 3 different speeds, of vibrating intensity… controlled by slight touch of a button!

So now, whenever we’re all in my parents pool and I have a big grin of my face, all their eyes are instantly drawn to my neck area, to see if half of my silver jewelry tube is missing! And ofcourse they all know, where  the rest of it is hidden inside!!! I just love all the attention I get, even though I’m the soul creator of it! Tomorrow we’re all hitting the nigh club scene, but before that we’re meeting up at my house. And that’s when I’m presenting each of them with a minivibe necklace of their own! I’m expecting a lot of excuses to leave for the bathroom tomorrow, with a bunch of returning girls plastered with “happy faces” allover!

My husband is very conservative when it comes to the bedroom! He grow up in very religious home and sex was never spoken about when he was young! But if the subject ever came up, it was dismissed as something you do, to create new life through! And since he didn’t have any other siblings, plus he was home schooled, he never really had anyone to talk about it with! This narrow attitude about sex from his parents has definitely left a huge mark on him, cause when we have sex it’s all according to the book! Meaning, we always make love in the missionary position, nothing ever more than that! I guess it’s been fine up till now… but I think a bit of change, if even the slightest would create wonders for the two of us!

I do think about having all kinds of sex!

Ofcourse, like everyone else I’ve been thinking about having other kinds of sex! I have to admit one thing though that especially oral sex, has been dominating my mind! My God, if his parents ever found out, they would think I was the biggest slut ever! But I’m married to him now, so I feel like I have the right to sexually corrupt his mind a bit! I know he thinks about different kinds of sex too, but we are just to embarrassed to ever bring it up! We’ve only been married for about a year and I guess we haven’t grown that tight and carefree yet!

Anyway, putting all guilt aside, I decided to go on the internet and look for some sex toys shops… which I have to admit, I’ve done a few times before! I actually don’t think anything is terribly wrong about that! I find it interesting to learn about what the rest of the world does, when indulging in sex toys! Well, I know for a fact that most of the sex toys, would completely scare my husband away from any kind of changes in our sex life! But how could something so innocent like edible bras and edible underwear ever do!

This is my plan!

My husbands birthday is just around the corner and this time, instead of a cake… he’s having me for dessert! My darling hubby has one of the biggest sweet tooth ever, so naturally that route, would be the best one to take! I went ahead and ordered an edible bra plus undies, the kind that’s made out of those sugar candies we all grow up eating! You know the round, different colored ones with holes in the middle! And I’m happy to report that when I put them on, I looked totally edible allover which was the effect I was looking for!

I’m a bit nervous about the whole thing, but I have to take these kinds of risks, if I want to have some changes in my sex life! I know I’m being a bit devious and maybe somewhat selfish, cause like I told you before, I would just love to indulge in oral sex! So by wearing edible candy undies and knowing his big craving for sweets, it just has to draw him down there, if even for an innocent lick! I tell you, just thinking about it makes my whole body throb from sexual desires! Wish me luck… but I already have a feeling it’s all going to turn out great!

My husband has been so damn useless lately! All he’s been doing is watching sports together with his friends! First the Fifa soccer world cup, than the US golf open plus the British Golf open this weekend… not to  mention the French tennis open, Wimbledon, basket ball and baseball! Summer is really the worst time for me! Instead of enjoying the lovely out doors, with lots of different summer activities, I’m stuck inside, on the sofa! So it’s definitely time for some major payback! Now, since he’s so into sports all the time… I thought it would be fun to pick out a game that the two of us could participate in!

A game of Anal Ring Toss… now that’s the ticket!

But not only has my summer activities suffered, our bedroom activities has suffered tremendously as well! Believe me, I’ve tried everything… like standing in front of the TV, dressed in sexy lingerie! I’ve even walked around it totally in the nude (when his friends weren’t there ofcourse), but never once did I catch his attention! So when I found this little fun game called “Anal Ring Toss”, online at a sex toys site, I was surely happy to say the least! Just thinking about him standing there, all naked with a stick up his ass and me tossing rings at it… now that in my book, would truly be worth all his sport watching!

So last night, when he was ready to put his pajamas on, I quickly ripped them out of hands… and ordered him to walk over by the dresser and bend over slightly! He looked a bit confused, but he did what I told him, like a good little boy! Then I showed him the picture of the box the game came in which has a nude guy with a stick up his ass with rings around it… and at that point, no further explanation was necessary! With a huge smile on his face and big old chuckle… he went on to tell me… ” I guess I had this coming”!!! Let me tell you… not only haven’t we laughed so much, we had the best sex ever!

Throughout the ages, women have always adored wearing different styles of shoes and booths! From flat to high heel ones, whichever style that happens to accent the outfit the most! But I think that high heels are the ultimate way to dress up any outfit and finalizing that complete transformation… which in my book, makes you feel like a runway model, who just walked off that famous cat walk in Paris! I especially like high platform shoes, cause they not only make me feel really sexy, they make my legs look long and slender… but most of all, they add those few, extra inches I’m lacking in height!

I simply go crazy over really sexy stripper style shoes!

Being of the small stature of only 5’2″, with legs that are way to short, platform shoes has always come to my rescue whenever they came back in style! In my youth, around the mid sixties, platform sexy shoes where in style for a few years, but soon they went out of style and I was as miserable as could be! And being a hip, stylish teen, there was no way in hell I would wear anything that was considered out dated, for the upcoming shoe and booth season! Ofcourse there where regular high heels, but they never even came close to letting me have the height I really wanted which by the way is at least 5″8′!

So when platform shoes became popular again, I felt like I hit the jackpot! Once again I could be, at least in my mind, the tall, sexy babe I so craved to be! The only one who wasn’t to happy about platform shoes coming back in style again, was my husband! He simply hates when I wear them, cause it makes him feel like a shrimp next to me! Especially when I wear my hair up, in a puffy bun which completes the illusion of making me look even taller!

It’s a love… hate relationship though!

As much as he hates me wearing really high, platform shoes when going out together, he absolutely loves when I wear them in the bedroom! When I slip into his favorite sexy lingerie, wear my hair up in a bun and put on my exotic dancer stripper shoes… he’s in seventh heaven instead! He knows when I dress this way, it makes me move around and dance sexy, just like a stripper does and just knowing he’s so damn turned on… now that gets me really horny for his bod!

So all in all, it works out fantastic… I get to wear my sexy platform shoes whenever I want and in return he gets a lot of strip teasing and love making at night! Oh and by the way, I’m so happy that this time when platform shoes came back in style again, they’ve stayed popular for easily around then years now! I have noticed one thing though, if I drink to much alcohol, these suckers are really easy to fall over with! I saw Lady Gaga taking a long fall, off her unbelievably high platform shoes… and that didn’t look to glamorous to say the least… so be extra careful, all you high heel, platform shoe lovers out there!

I just love to wow my hubby in the bedroom, especially when it comes to changing my appearance! After being married for almost twenty years now, I think it’s of the utmost importance to do so. I know he still loves me to death, but I also know he loves me even more, when I surprise him with my total make-overs! Over the years I’ve done my fair share of changing hair colors of and on, but I find myself to be to old to do that now! Plus, I kind of like being a blond which is my natural color by the way!

But for some reason, I’ve never been able to grow my hair really long! When it gets to be shoulder length, I get split ends which makes my hair look really thin and stringy! Once I had hair extensions put in, but it was just to hard to take care off and it didn’t look very natural either! But I do know, when I did have the long hair, my husband really loved it! Anyway, enough about my unruly, thin hair! The reason why I’m writing this blog is, how by using costume wigs, made it possible for me to turn into a long haired, sexy blond… fiery red head… alluring brunette… or even an exotic, jet black haired seductress!

Complete the transformation with cheap wigs!

First I thought about getting wigs made from real hair, but when I found out the prices on those, it was way over my budget! Plus I wanted to get several different colored and length, wigs too… so when I found discount wigs over the internet, at an adult sex toys shop… I was pleasantly surprised both over the low prices, as well as the great quality! Ofcourse they are all made from synthetic hair, but I tell you, these really cheap wigs are as soft and natural feeling as real hair! Actually, they look better than my hair, even on a good hair day!

I especially like the long haired wigs that had different color combinations, which is really popular right now! I picked a white wig with pink accents and a black wig, with burnt red accents! And at only $39.99 each, I also picked a jet black, costume wig with curly, long hair! And together with my sexy, pink lingerie and silky black, mistress outfit plus ofcourse my stiletto, slutty high heels… the transformation was complete, in the most amazing way ever! I felt so damn sexy and erotically inviting, I couldn’t stop looking at myself in the bedroom mirrors, for a good, long hour!

It’s great to have your husband on his knees begging!

I tell you, there’s nothing more satisfying and confident building, when you have your husband on his knees begging for more! Cause that’s exactly what my fantastically aroused man was doing last night, after surprising him with my new, color coordinated, pink wig and pink lingerie! Remember the animated, really funny Roger Rabbit movie and when he meets that beautiful, voluptuous cartoon babe (I think her name was Jessica)… how his eyes and tongue completely fell out!!! Now that’s exactly how my hubby looked! I had to turn around for a sec, so he couldn’t see me chuckle… but not to sound to overly confident… it truly made my whole evening! Not to mention the fantastic sex we had!!!! Go check out your favorite wigs, in the “Sexy Outfit” section and have your lover turn into an instant, for ever begging Roger Rabbit too!