Archive for May, 2010

We all like to help in every which way we can, when it comes to keeping our world, healthy, strong and foremost clean! So now, the sex toys industry is offering a “Solar Bullet”, Eco-friendly sex toy, to make sure they are doing their fare share as well! This vibrating bullet comes with a renewable, sun-powered solar cell but also with a plug-in jack and a LED charging indicator! Plus the box has been printed to meet environmentally responsible standards, approved by the FSC (Forest Stewardship Council)!

Your friends will be green with envy!

I think this is a really cool conversation piece too, cause I haven’t heard about Eco friendly sex toys before! Normally I don’t go around bragging about the new sex toys, I’ve purchased lately, but when I was attending a girls night out a few nights ago, I thought this might be fun to talk about! And I was right… all the girls where really interested to hear all about it. Plus I didn’t even feel embarrassed, admitting that I like to play with sex toys… especially a bullet vibrator!

I didn’t go into all the details on how powerful the different vibrations feels inside, when indulging and how it makes my orgasms much stronger and long-lasting! But most everything else though… like the multi-speed recharging solar cell (it takes 8 hours to charge which leaves you with an whole hour of sex fun), plus how the box will disintegrate, leaving no trace of it, once discarded! I also informed everyone that they should always look for the FSC logo, on all the products they buy! Actually, it felt like I was contributing to the whole green movement, by bringing up this subject… even though, I used a sex toy as an example!

I’m starting this blog with a few thought about the equality between males and females, when it comes to sexual dysfunctions… but will end it with my thoughts, on the true purpose of this “non-sex toy therapy device”, I’m about to inform you of! It might seem somewhat confusing with all the different topics mixed together, but after reading the whole blog, I hope it will all make sense! So, here it goes!!! Doesn’t it seem that men are always more acknowledged and understood, when it comes to their inability to get erections or having long-lasting stamina! Well, I guess it makes sense that this problem had to be dealt with, since it wouldn’t be much of a love-making session without a hard dick… and one that stays erect, for a decent amount of time!

All this attention to mens erectile dysfunction, has certainly paid off for those who suffers from it! Just check out all the many sex gadgets being offered on the adult sex toys market, such as penis pumps, cock rings and hallow dongs (if it’s really a bad case) plus various cremes, sprays and lotions! So now, they’ve catered to all the guys… but what about all the women who has Female Sexual Dysfunctions!

The sex toys industry provides equally!

I’m not saying that there aren’t great stuff for women with various female sexual dysfunctions to indulge in as well, such as pussy pumps, vaginal pumps plus clit clamps and arousing gels. But a woman’s “Female Sexual Dysfunction” hasn’t been acknowledged and dealt with, as much as “Erectile Dysfunction” has… don’t you agree!!! And please don’t tell me the female side of this, hasn’t been something doctors has known about for the longest time either! I mean it’s nothing worse for a women, than having a dried out pussy or a clit that brings pore sensation! Not to speak of having trouble in reaching an orgasm… or even, ever having one!

Now those are huge problems to a women, in my book! They might not be as noticeable, as a dudes soft dick… but it’s surely, equally as aggravating and depressing! So now, it finally seems like a woman’s sex dysfunction has been acknowledged, just as much as a mans, through this advertisement I read on the subject! Plus ofcourse… they have also created a non-sex toy device which is clinically proven by the FDA, to help with all these symptoms… called “EROS Therapy”… which is the whole reason for this very none-informative ad! The sex toys industry has written about this stuff for many years already, so there’s absolutely nothing new, they had to say to me! And after checking it out more thoroughly, I quickly came to the conclusion… all this therapy devise really is, is nothing more than a regular pussy or clit pump!

It’s another way to sell sex gadgets outside the sex industry!

I guess what I’m really trying to say, is that all those people who are against the sex toys industry and all the fantastic products they offer… “don’t you guys finally get it… sex toys have a genuine purpose in life”. Now it seems though that even doctors and pharmacists around the world, are clearly agreeing with the sex toys industry! These sex toys, aren’t all invented purely for indulging in exciting, extra stimulating, sex play… they also have a huge purpose in aiding all kinds of sexual dysfunction, for both males and females alike! Did you now there are states in the US, especially in the so called “Bible Belt”, where you’re not allowed to have sex toys sent to you in the mail!

See now, with this study, it makes me laugh at all this crazy restrictions! So what some people are saying is… that a women who lives in Alabama and Utah, should not have equal opportunities like women in California and New York… in buying sex toys, to help with what ever sexual problems and dilemmas they might experience! I think it makes women feel more insecure and ashamed for even thinking about trying to find help with their sexually related problems, with insane restrictions like that… don’t you!!!

This study is of enormous importance!

But I think the enormous importance of this study, truly is in the way this new therapy device is presented! If a doctor says it’s okay to buy a device that supposedly helps you in reaching orgasms and making your pussy wet and juicy… now that certainly acknowledges the huge value, the sex toy industry brings to everyone who likes to indulge! And it’s also great for those unfortunate women who lives in states with sex toys restriction… cause now, at least they can go to a doctors office or a pharmacy and get the therapy device needed!

But I’m sure this little clit or pussy pump doesn’t come cheap either, like the pussy and clit pumps do, at the many sex toys internet sites! Actually the more I think about it… this new study and this new non-sex toy device, is probably just another way to cash in on the enormously lucrative sex toys industry! And making this therapeutic device available in doctors offices and pharmacies across the world… are all catering to folks that are extra sensitive to the word sex toy!

It’s nothing more than a regular sex toy!

But hey, this so called new therapy device, is actually nothing more than the pussy and clit pump offered on the adult internet, at least that’s the way I see it! Anyhow, this is a huge boost to the sex toys industry which by the way, is becoming more and more mainstream with every day that passes! I also have to mention that one of their major selling points states, this non-sex toy device increases overall sexual satisfaction… just like all the amazing sex gadgets, the sex toys industry offers! Just imagine if this theory really works, how many more places the sex toys industry can sell their stuff! All they have to do, is label them as “therapeutic non-sex toys devises!!! Ingenious to say the least, if anyone gets away with this new concept in a major way!

Having great solo play with all kinds of sex toys, is always sexually pleasing… but sometimes it can get a bit lonely, just listening to the sound of a buzzing vibrator! But those days are long gone now, cause with this very attractive looking vibrating bullet, you’ll get more than just the buzz… you get to listen to a man’s passionate moaning and groaning plus some very sexy ohs and aahs too! Now that sounds like something I’d like to add, to all of my solo masturbation session for sure! I think the more of our senses we can introduce into the sex play simultaneously, makes for much more realistic, much more gratifying one-on-one sex encounters!

“Talk Dirty To Me Moaning” vibrating bullet!

So, if you haven’t already heard or even experienced one of this great bullet vibrators yet, here’s some information on what to expect and what I thought about it too! Well as we all know, making some sexy noise in the bedroom, can be just as sexually enticing as the sex act itself! It just adds to the overall experience and makes everything feel more fulfilling and complete… don’t you absolutely agree!!! But if your lover isn’t around, to provide all the ohs and aahs, cause you decided to have some sex fun all by yourself… you don’t have to be without that passionate male moaning and groaning of approval anymore!

So therefore I highly recommend this “Talk Dirty To Me” device which comes in the form of that very popular vibrating bullet! First you have to be into vibrating eggs and bullets ofcourse. Since this sex toy only brings a vibrating and not such a penetrating sensation, to your vaginal or rectal area… like on the other hand, the classical vibrators do. I guess a vibrating bullet or egg has to be an acquired taste, so to speak! Anyway, this talking vibrating bullet has wonderful pulsating, throbbing and vibrating sensations which are all incredibly powerful. And I think the feature they offer, where you can turn off the moaning with a separate control and only enjoy the vibrating action by itself, is really great too! So close your eyes and fantasize away… I do it all the time!!!

If you’re already into playing with sex dolls, you might be ready to check out something all together different… I surely did! It’s called a “Transsexual Love Doll” and this sex doll comes in the form of a kinky shemale! I heard over the grape vine that shemales in action, are getting to be the thing to watch, when it comes to porn videos!

So being the curious type, always wanting to find out about the latest in the porn industry… I bought one of these shemale porn movies! I was a bit taken at first, laying eyes on a gorgeous looking female, all dressed up in the sexiest of lingerie and other really arousing looking outfits! I tell you, these shemale ladies are so damn beautiful… and their bodies are absolutely to kill for.

These Lady Boys are gorgeous enough to kill for!

These kinky lady boys have long slender legs, luscious big breasts, round firm booties, the skimpiest of waists and then a stiff, hard cock… sometimes even bigger than mine! If it wasn’t for that big surprise down under, you can hardly tell the difference… at least on some of the most attractive and female looking ones! And man, these kinky shemales totally deliver, in every porn act they indulge in! I mean, when they give a blowjob, it’s a freaken blowjob! It’s performed by such gusto and determination… it’s totally mind blowing, not to mention completely cock hardening to watch!

So naturally after being totally blown away by this shemale porn video, I just had to have a transsexual love doll of my own! And when I found one over the internet that looked like total eye candy to me… called the “Gia Transsexual Love Doll”, I was totally sold on the whole concept! And the price was right too, only $29.62 plus tax and shipping (I live in California so I have to pay tax). But at least I can buy one. Not like some of those states in the so called “bible belt” where internet, sex toys shops aren’t allowed to ship too! Totally messed up, if you ask me!!!

My best love doll yet!

I have to say that even though this love doll wasn’t very expensive… (I have other dolls that cost hundreds of dollars), this one was the best love doll yet! When I had it already to go, for my virgin voyage, it was amazingly realistic to the feel as well as to the overall look of it. This Gia Darling sex doll has voluptuous boobs which are nice, firm and very squeezable! The face comes in four colors which gives both dimension and beauty and the blond, long flowing hair is silky, so you can run your fingers through it! and then ofcourse the 7 inch cock which is the perfect size for me!

A little to big for my brown eye though, but I just let it penetrate a bit… just enough to get a fulfilling sensation! The cock is removable too which I thought was great, if you feel like turning her into a full blown female once in a while! It also has two openings, to I guess simulate both a vagina and a rectum! The holes where really life-like feeling, with a smooth, snug and tight sensation, to get the best pussy and ass ride possible!

I can just see it in my wife’s eyes that she needs something really special for this Mothers Day! And it’s not a new diamond bracelet or a new pair of gold earrings… no what she needs… actually what we both need, is a picker upper in the love department! After being married for over twenty years and as far as I know, we’ve both been faithful to each other, for all those years… things can get some what uneventful, in the bedroom.

So I think we both are ready for some change in the personality department and the closest way to do so, without switching partners… is to have some fun role playing outfits! I know she absolutely loves that gladiator show on TV and how I know, is due to that longing, adoring look in her eyes… which I haven’t had the luxury of getting, when she glances over at me lately!

I”ll be her Gladiator for Mothers Day!

I’ve put on quite a few pounds since we married. But it’s not going to intimidate me, if I won’t look as fabulous as those gladiator guys on TV! But I’ll definitely go on a diet, until Mothers Day arrives, to make sure I lose a few. Well actually, my dear wife isn’t as skinny as she use to be either, but I’m still getting her my fantasy, sexy outfit for her!

I was in the hospital a while ago and there was one really pretty nurse, who would care for me of and on, during my stay. And if having a few naughty thoughts about this dreamy looking nurse, makes my unfaithful to my wife… I certainly was that and more!

A “Gladiator” outfit for me and a “Naughty Nurse” outfit for her!

I found a “Naughty Nurse set” in a sex toys shop over the internet under discount lingerie which looked mighty fine to me! It comes with a white apron, a cute hat and a pair of fishnet, thigh-high stockings… all marked with that hospital cross! Plus it comes in one size fits all, so she can adjust it perfectly to her body!

And for me I found a really great looking Gladiator outfit, in form of a Gladiator Harness Thong, all covered with studs! It made be a bit nervous about how I would look in it… but if don’t eat hardly anything this whole week, I’m sure I’ll look fantastic! Wish me luck, I surely I need it!