Archive for April, 2010

Lately, I’ve been walking around with a hard-on that just won’t go away, unless I do something about it! I don’t know what’s happening to me… but all of a sudden, women seems to stand out in the crowd more than usual. Especially the ones, who are platinum blond and extra voluptuous! Maybe my testosterone is raging out of control… but I’m almost 25 now and that usually happens in your teens… doesn’t it!!! Anyway, it was bugging me to the point of driving my crazy and I just had to find a solution to my overactive glans and wild sex imaginations! And believe me, the solution wasn’t walking up to one of these hotties and suggest some heavy romance, in a nearby motel!

A Pocket Pussy in disguise!

My friends have all told me about the pocket pussy which they eagerly use when the urge comes along, but usually they indulge in those at home! And naturally, I thought it was a good reason for that. They all look like male sex toys, resembling a woman’s private parts… and it would be way to embarrassing to take with you, when leaving for work in the morning! Or even when hitting the clubs or going bar hopping at night. Just imagine if someone would find out, what I was up too! So when I discovered, you can have a pocket pussy in the disguise of a lunchbox thermos… I was totally elated, to say the least!

I did find some other ones that came in a disguise too, like a “Chocolate Metallic Pocket Rocket” which didn’t resemble a sex toy at all… but it didn’t look half as safe, as the”Portable Nooner – Pussy”! There where other sex toys too, like mouth masturbators, but they didn’t turn me on as much. So anyway, I couldn’t wait to check it out as soon as possible! Thank God for overnight mail, cause the next day I had it my hands and man… does this pocket pussy feel great or what!!! Actually after reading all the info it came with, I’m glad to report, it has all that and more!

It feels totally realistic and life-like!

This pocket pussy comes in a material called “Fanta flesh” and feels really soft and snug plus it generates a warm sensation when indulging! And I really liked the fact that it had a venting hole in the bottom part which lets air escape, when penetrating the unit! It kind of gave you a really tight fitted sensation which brought on a very natural feel to it! And don’t forget to add some lubricant, cause that makes for and excellent sliding, gliding, move around feel as well!

And being a bit of a clean freak too, I was glad to find out how easy this sex toy is to keep clean and germ free. You just unscrew the top  and bottom caps… remove the nooner sleeve and wash from the opening, all the way to the drain holes! You can by a special sex toy cleaner, but I make my own, by combining warm water, none allergic soap and a drop of alcohol which I think is perfectly fine too! Unfortunately I haven’t had the nerve to use it yet, even though I have it in my lunch pail! But just knowing it’s right there, actually makes me feel so much more sexually relaxed, when spotting that luscious blond in the crowd!

I love to share my experiences with the different sex toys I buy and indulge in! But this female sex toy, I’m about to share with you, is gonna blow your mind… just like it did to me! It’s called the “We Vibe 11″ and in my opinion it’s the freaken best G-spot vibrator, I’ve ever come across! And man, does this little jewel of a sex gadget, not only bring on fantastic orgasms… it has some new and very innovative features as well!

The “We Vibe 11″ is the jewel of g-spot stimulation!

Just listen to what this amazing vibrator offers!!! This g-spot sex toy, is anatomically shaped to a woman’s contours inside the vagina… and will just nestle it’s way naturally and securely to massage that sensitive g-spot area! Plus it’s so flexible, it totally conforms to the shape of your vagina which allows you to even have intercourse while wearing it! When I tried that which I’ve never done before… my lover experienced just as much sexual pleasure as I did! He thought the G-spot vibrators, vibrating sensation which by the way, was a first to him as well, took having intercourse, to a totally different level! Plus the unit wasn’t distracting at all, even do we indulged in lots of different sex position… it just simple and comfortably added to the height of sexual pleasure!

It stimulates the clit and the G-spot simultaneously!

The basic idea of the We Vibe, is to simultaneously massages both the clit and the G-spot which I think is an amazing way of reaching a long-lasting, intense climax! I also really like that the vibrating clit pad has arousing ridges and bumps on it, for an extra stimulating sensation! It has nine, yes nine, newly created types of vibes… starting with a caressing slow-speed that will get you into the mode gradually! Then after you feel that really strong “horny feeling” you can quickly and easily switch over to the high-speed… to have that explosive, fast sensation which totally caters to your ever rising arousal! Then you have choices of smooth throbbing vibes… the sensation of rolling, thunderers waves… luxurious pulsating and ramping… fulfilling, totally thrilling teasing vibes… plus others, you just have to experience yourself!

It’s wireless and very easy to navigate too!

The “We Vibe 11″ is wireless and completely hands-free and is rechargeable too, so you never have to worry about it running out of power! I really like this new feature as well which is, as they call a “to get turned on” button that’s located on the tip of the “We Vibe 11″ nose! And with just one easy push on the button, you’ll have the low-speed and then with another quick push, it’ll take you to the next vibe and so on… until you’ve gone through all of the different vibrations! And when your sex encounter is over, just push on the button and hold it for two seconds and it automatically turns itself off!

And don’t worry about falling asleep after a night of passion either, cause this sex toy will shut itself off, if you happen to forget! Plus it also has knows when to recharge itself, so you never be without power when the mode strikes! And if you use it within an hour, the “We Vibe 11″ will use it’s memory card which will take you back to the latest cycle of vibes, throbs, teases and waves! You can use it in the bathtub, in the shower or in the pool if you so choose, cause it’s waterproof too! Now, if you don’t find this new, very innovative female sex toy to be one of the most thrilling, most exciting, most highly sexually charging sex toy experience ever, I strongly suggest you check for a pulse! And ofcourse, this G-spot vibrator, makes for some fantastic masturbation sessions too… trust me!!!

I love the fact that you can have most any man of your dreams today! Maybe he’s not totally of the real kind, but it for sure makes my sex fantasies come true, in the most exciting way ever!!! My father was a fireman and I was that little daddy’s girl, who totally adored him with all my heart! And ofcourse had my dreams of marrying him one day! After growing up, I still had the desire to marry a fireman, just like my dad… but after years of trying and never meeting one, I ended up getting hitched to a nobody! And now after just a few years of total disaster, I find myself divorced!

Meeting a fireman might not be in the cards for me!

Maybe it was my fault my marriage didn’t turn out so great, due to my fixation both with my dad and my dreams of having a fireman, as my better half and lover! But why sit around and beat myself up, over something I probably didn’t have much control over, at least I try to convince myself of that. Anyway, after being single for about a year, I decided to aggressively find a fireman to date. I posted singles ads and went through dating services, but not even one of the potential guys they profiled me with, was close to being a fireman!

I started to think, my obsession with firemen was going to be my downfall and soon realized, it wasn’t in the cards for me to meet one! I’m a bit of a fatalist and believe that parts of this journey on earth, is some what pre-written… and there’s just some things, you can’t change about it! After sulking for a few days, this fantastic idea came to me and I felt that there might still be a nice ending after all!

My fireman finally came to my “burning loins” rescue!

This might sound a bit crazy to some, but when my idea about looking for a fireman love doll suddenly came to me, I took it, like this would be my chance to intervene and change my life-story a bit! And after going online to a sex toys shop, hoping and praying that’ I’ll find just that… there was my fireman sex doll, looking more handsome and rugged than ever! And I liked all the stuff this male sex doll came with too! He had a removable fire helmet, jacket and pants and underneath he had really life-like, realistic feeling skin made out of strong PVC… plus his handsome face came in an interesting looking 3-D style.

He also came with a whopping 12 inch penis and a back door entrance… which I haven’t figured out what to do with yet, but I’m sure I’ll figure out something! Ahhh… I couldn’t wait to have this fireman take the fire out of my burning loins… and boy, did this fireman love doll deliver in the most thrilling, most exciting, most sexually satisfying way ever! Well, you have to understand that I’ve been dreaming and wishing for this sex encounter for the longest time now… so I absolutely, completely, totally exploded into the most fiery hot, long-lasting orgasm ever! Hopefully after having my fireman dream come true, I’m ready to let go a bit and try to like someone, even if he isn’t a fireman!

If you’re a bit bored with your old, everyday looking vibrator and is now ready for a few changes in the basic design and overall look… this new vibrator which you’ll find in the “Best Vibrators” section called the “Crystal Passion Pistol Vibrator”, might just have those few additions and variations you’re searching for! Nasswalk has been the leading seller of crystal ice vibrators, due to their unique style and feel… but has now come up with an even more eye catching, more sexually inviting crystal ice vibrator!

6 inches of pure climax heaven!

This crystal ice vibrator has a lovely lavender color at both the tip and bottom plus ofcourse that crystal clear middle, this vibrator is recognized and known by! It measures at six inches from top to bottom and the insertable part is 4 and half inches. Plus the girth is 3 one quarter inches, which makes for some really great dildo loving! It comes with 3 different vibration speeds which are controlled by easy touch buttons… to make sure you can easily maneuver between the buttons and find that most thrilling vibration, at the exact right moment!

It also comes with some soft, squeezable balls, for that extra realistic feel of having your butt slammed gently, when sliding the shaft back and forth! So, if you’re in for an extra sensuous vibe ride, this “Crystal Ice Pistol Passion” vibrator truly meets all the qualifications… in reaching that amazing, earth shattering orgasm, we all dream of having over and over again! I also have to tell you about this unique sex gadget which is the first of it’s kind, on the sex toys market!

The  Squirting “Eros Ejaculator”!

This unique, first of it’s kind “squirting vibrator“, really brings on the sensation of having a man come inside of you! And actually, if you think about… what’s really the grand finale after a wonderful love session! This vibrator is 10.75″ inches long and 1.75″ wide. The soft, smooth shaft comes with 7 different pulsating variations,… from tingling and pulsating… to a wave-motion of vibrating, throbbing heights! Just fill it up with either water, milk or any kind of similar liquid and on demand, end your solo play with an erotic ejaculation sensation!!! You’ll love them both guaranteed… I surely do!

Unfortunately my sex partner isn’t quite the well-hung man, I’d like him to be! I enjoy my sex life with him most of the time, but there’s just those occasions, when I’m really, really turned on! And what happens then, is that my throbbing vagina fills up with juices, to the point of overflowing. I instantly become the slipperiest of Holland Tunnels and the result is that when he penetrates me, I can hardly feel him inside me! Not to mention the non-sensation he gets from this huge hole, with absolutely no friction or tightness what so ever! But we both decided that my overflowing hole of a vagina, isn’t much we can do about! But when it comes to making his penis bigger… now that’s a lot we can do about!!!

The perfect solution is called a Hollow Dildo!

Thank God, my boyfriend has a very understanding heart and totally feels for me and my gapingly wet, dilemma… and wants to do anything to make both me and him, as sexually satisfied as possible! And that’s where this hollow dildo, perfectly fits in to the picture! We where playing with the thought of me getting a very large sized dildo for a while, but that wasn’t really what I was looking for at all. No, we both wanted something which we both could actively participate in!

So off we went to the computer to search on the adult internet, for something suitable we both would like! We found it the section called “Strap Ons”, under the “Hallow Dong Attached” category! And right there, in front of our eyes we found what I was looking and dreaming of! It’s called the “Fetish Fantasy Mr. Big Hollow” and boy was that sucker big… 8 inches of glorious man meat, just waiting for me to totally indulge in!

It had everything to make my huge dick dream come true!

Well as I said before, it came with 8 inches of penetrating strap-on dildo sensation plus it also had some really natural feeling, smooth balls! And since my boyfriend is a bit on the heavy side, the elastic harness brought on a secure and comfortable fit to it! The harness has a leather like feel and the removable O-ring, can be used for other similar dongs too… in case I want to try a different dildo, with extra texture of nubs and bumps on it! And you know what, I can even wear if I like. But that didn’t sound like something he was ready to get into yet!

Well to make a long story short, it worked out the best way ever! So now, whenever I feel extra horny and the Holland Tunnel is just around the corner… both he and I know, we’re in for the ride of our lives! Well I have to tell you just a little about one thing though! I’m the kind of woman who likes to get on top. And I’m not kidding you, but I reached erogenous zones I didn’t even know existed… my Goodness that was the most thrilling, cock jumping ever! Sometimes I feel like him wearing the harness dildo more frequently, then I like to tell him… but since he’s being such a great sport about this, why be greedy and wear out my welcome! Oh, plus many thanks to the one, who came up with this great invention… I owe you “big” time!

My best girlfriend was getting married and as always, you wanna come up with a bachelorette party that’s totally different and completely unforgettable! But the jerk, backed out in the last minute which ofcourse left my girlfriend in total disbelief and loads of anger! But me and all the bridesmaids decided that the best remedy right now, is to get all that rage out of her… and the sooner the better! And thank God for Tiger Woods, who’s constantly in the news right now… cause that’s how we came up with this little “pay back” party!!

All the bridesmaids watched the “Masters” golf tournament last weekend, to get our juices flowing in the “hate” direction! And not due to us being golf enthusiast, by any means.The only reason we watched, was because we wanted this man of a dirt bag to loose, in the biggest way ever! Which I’m thankfully very pleased to report that he did! I especially liked when Tiger said that he wanted to win the “Masters” in the worst way… so at least now he gets to feel a lot of pain, just like his future ex-wife, is going through right now! Not to mention the awful pain my girlfriend was enduring too!

My theme was going to be Tiger Woods ofcourse!

First I was a bit nervous, about finding the appropriate stuff I needed for my Tiger Woods theme! But boy, was that easier than ever to find! Tons of places, especially internet sex toys shops, had an array of Tiger Woods memorabilia (if you can call it that)! Just check this out ladies… first I found a blow up Tiger Woods doll and then I found one of those Adult Wind Up Dolls of Tiger, where his jerking-off, holding a golf club in the air! And lastly I found some extra large, king sized “Tiger Woods Cover Condoms“… not that he deserves that compliment at all!

Anyway, once I’d ordered everything, we had to come up with some great ideas, how she could get back at her jerky, ex-fiance, by taking out all of her anger on the different Tiger Woods items! And this is what we came up with! First we decorated the room with all the usual bachelorette party stuff… like balloons, penis shaped party picks, pecker straws. We also made a yummy cake, in the shape of a giant dick… plus lots more dirty, funny stuff too! And ofcourse lots and lots of alcohol!

We saved the big surprise for last!

And we figured that we’d save the big Tiger Woods blow up doll surprise for last. So when she was really drunk, she could take out all the anger and frustration she felt, without any hesitation what so ever! And to get her anger going, we decided she should first start out with knocking the head off the wind up doll! Now I think it’s time to talk about what really happened after we blindfolded her, put a golf club in her hand… and lead her into the other room, where we’d hung Tiger up, like a pinata! We egged her on and told her to swing as hard as she possibly could! And boy, we all looked in total amazement how this girl swung both hard and relentless for the longest time!

After she removed the blindfold, totally exhausted and took a long look and the total destruction of the blow up doll, we all broke out into the biggest, loudest, longest laugh ever! And here comes the cherry on the cake, we had planned for her! We took down, what was left of poor Tiger and gave her a big box with some nice ribbons. Then we told her to wrap it all up. But before she did, we gave her those gigantic sized condoms, with a nice note pinned to them stating… “Wish this size would fit perfectly on your dick, not on your head”! She absolutely loved it all and couldn’t wait for her ex-fiancee to receive it “priority over night mail” the next day! Best “pay back” party ever!!!

I really love having sex, all by myself sometimes! Cause when I’m alone, I feel more sexually inhibited and can do most any little nasty sex act, I wouldn’t dream of doing in front of any of my lovers. We all have little dirty secrets, we don’t want anyone to find out about which makes… I think, the whole secret even more erotically enticing!

One special sex fantasy of mine, is to be in a room filled with naked man and everyone has their strong hands all over my body… grabbing and tearing at me like wild, horny beasts! And why they are going totally crazy, is due to me wearing a tight knitted, snug fitting, fishnet bodysuit… which enables them to get inside and completely ravish my private parts! And to make the illusion come true, this is what kind of sex toys I indulge in!

Hard squeezing pussy and breast pumps… that’s the ticket!

You have to be a bit creative ofcourse, to make your sexual fantasies materialize! But it’s so much fun to figure out how to do it, in the most realistic feeling, most believable way. So when I went to a sex toys shop, over the internet which by the way, is the greatest way in helping you find that special sex gadget! Cause sometimes you don’t really know, what your looking for… and browsing through all the sex toys categories, is always a tremendous help. Anyway… when I found the sex pump section, I instantly knew, those would be the perfect ones, to make my porn fantasy come true with!

I bought a dual breast pump which looked like it would bring on that feeling of hands grabbing you! And then a pussy pump that covers the whole vaginal area… plus one more that would go on, one of my butt cheeks! I would have liked to by more, but I only have to hands to pump with, so I left it at that! And when they all arrived, I couldn’t wait to have that very special sex dream happen right away!

I was as ready as I’ll ever be!

I got into my tight fitting, fishnet body suit, drew the curtains and then put a sex pump over my breast, a vaginal pump over my pussy… plus one on my butt cheek and started squeezing those hand pumps, like it was no tomorrow! My God, it really worked! Those sex pumps totally brought on the illusion, of having lots of mens strong hands, grabbing, squeezing, pulling… trying to tear and brake through my bodysuit! I can’t describe in words how absolutely fantastic it felt. And to have my sex dream come true, in this, the most sexually grabbing way… brought on one of the most intense, long lasting, completely earth shattering climaxes ever!

I just love to watch my favorite porn ladies, in their latest sex videos! And I was quite satisfied with jerking-off to them, like any other hornier than hell dude out there! I have a few porn queens I especially like, such as busty Chasey Lane, gorgeous Jenna Haze and sexier than ever Mary Carey! So when I realized that all these pornstar babes of mine, had made perfect replicas (called celebrity vaginas) of their luscious private parts… my imagination took off, in all kinds of dirty directions! Man, being able to watch my sexy girls, masturbating and doing all that other nasty stuff I enjoy so much… and me being able to fuck their fantasy pussies and asses, seemed like the ultimate of male sex toys fantasies come true!

Chasey Lane gave me something I really wanted!

Chasey Lane, who’s been on top of my superstar porn babe list for years now, was the first model vagina I wanted to check out! Just listen to what an amazingly realistic vagina cast she offers! First I have to say, that just being able to hold it, touch it, lick it and then ofcourse slam it long and hard, was truly fucking fantastic!!! Her vagina was to me, totally life-like and came in a stretchable type of material, where any size dick fits perfectly snug inside! And when I lubed my cock up and stuck it in there, for a virgin run… it had a really nice surprise inside, in form of sensual nubs for extra sensation! I had to hold back my freaken cum explosion, until I had the time to put her latest porn film on… and then I literally fucked the shit out of it! The best, biggest sperm deliverance ever!

Now it was time for Jenna Haze’s ass to be checked out!

After doing most every thing nasty to Chasey’s private part for months, I was ready to make a move on Jenna Haze’s luscious ass! Now to my delight, Jenna had made a perfect cast of both her glorious pussy and devilishly hot ass! And this pussy and ass cast came in a material called e-Z 1 Touch 5X realistic which I guess is the same, like that really natural feeling Cyberskin! And when I took my virgin tour up her tight pussy and then, snug asscrack, it had a very firm gripping sensation of both luscious entries! And Jenna’s private parts, had an extra added feature too! It came with a five multi-speed, vibrating and throbbing massage program, already installed… and I tell you, this was the true pathway to fucking perfection! It was so damn great, I almost forgot to put her porn flick on!

The best one of them all was definitely Mary Carey’s!

But when I found Mary Carey’s Ur3 pussy and ass, I was sent to seventh heaven in an instant! You just have to check out, this amazing piece of ass straight away! This perfect, totally realistic replica of Mary’s pussy and ass, had the most ultimate of porn surprises till this date! Here I could dive into her snug, tight little cunny opening, where she’s added her hand over her pussy, with two fingers inserted inside it! The absolutely fantastic thrill it gave, of having my rock hard cock sliding against those fingers… was almost to much to bare, when it came to the most erotically satisfying, pussy and ass rides of the century! And when watching her pretty face, her stunning body, making all those sex moves I so freaken much love… I don’t think I ever come closer to climax paradise, than that!!!

Well ofcourse, it’ll probably never be as great as having the real thing! But I tell you, the pussies and asses I’ve had run ins with lately… both smelly and wide like the Holland tunnel… I think I’ll stick, with my adult pornstars perfect private parts a while longer!!!