Archive for March, 2010

Now ladies, here you are in for the latest of clit lickers!!! This amazing new innovation of female sex toys, where created by an Irishman… who by the way, won the “LoveHoney’s design a sex toy competition” for his outstanding work. It’s called the “Sqweel Ten Toung” and instead of the usual wheel spokes, this one has a series of tongues spinning around, in three different speeds! Just imagine having ten… yes, ten luscious tongues, rapidly pleasing and teasing your clit! And if I may say so… it’s the eight wonder of the world, when it comes to the most gratifying, most satisfying, earth moving climaxes ever!!! No bragging here, I promise you!

The sensation is totally amazing!

I know that having the real thing is ofcourse always the best, but for a lot of us, sometimes that luxury isn’t available! And even if you have a willing oral enthusiast next to you at night, this very indulging clit liker, has TEN rotating tongues! Now, try to beat that! It would be like having ten men eating your pussy simultaneously, but now that wouldn’t be possible, right! But it’s sure possible when it comes to this, the freaken best clit licker in the world!

It’s not that expensive either, for having all this fantastic clit action… only about 50 bucks plus shipping! And the clit licker tongues are made out of very realistic, life-like feeling silicone too which are both easy to clean and non-toxic plus the black compartment comes in soft, easy to hold on plastic! The whole unit looks very sexually inviting as well and when I got mine… I just played around with it for a while, having the tongues spin around, first over my fingers and then my nipples!

I couldn’t wait to have the ten tongues spin over my clit!

After having it tease me royally, I was ready for some real clit action and boy, did this new love of mine deliver! I’ll try to describe the outstanding sensation it brought, and if I say that it brought on the most earth shattering, most mind blowing orgasms, I’ve ever experienced… I’m not lying one bit! But you just have to check it out for yourself, cause there’s no way in hell, it can be described in just words! So if you wanna give yourself the ultimate in Easter gifts this year, this is definitely the female sex toy to get… and trust me, you so, so much deserve it! Make sure to check out other fantastic clit lickers, in the female sex toy section too!

My husband has worked so hard at loosing weight this year and I’m as proud as can be! And not only did he lose over 30 pounds, he also put himself on a rigorous work out schedule which he has stuck too, for months now! He has the body of a buff, really muscular dude, who looks like he walked straight out of the GQ magazine! So ofcourse, I want to take full advantage of this new body of his… and the best way I think, is to dress it up in sexy mens lingerie!

I sincerely hope he’ll love to wear it!

It always seems, it’s more natural for women to dress up in hot discount lingerie, to erotically entice and romantically invite the opposite sex! Why I don’t know! But maybe it’s due to men feeling embarrassed, or even insecure about the prospect of decking themselves out in a sexy, revealing fashion! Or maybe it just makes them feel less in control, if the female is suddenly the one to sit back and have them act, all sexually seductive! You know… dancing and stripping or what not!!!

Well, I’m about to end all of those little stupid inhibitions and have him become my “boy toy” for the night! Meaning, this buff dude of mine is gonna do provocative dance moves, a sizzling hot strip tease… to seduce the hell out of me, once and for all! And this are the greatly indulging, very sexy props I’m providing him with! Just check this out and you’ll be as sold on this stuff, as I am!!!

I turned him into the gladiator, I so want him to be!

Have you ever watched that show called the Gladiators, where the guys are so damn sexy looking! When I would watch, I would dream about having a man like that… to ravish all night long! And now, when I have one that almost looks like that… I just need to dress him up, to look like one! And I found a really great one, in one of those internet, sex toys shops called the “Gladiator Harness Thong with Studs”!

This one was perfect, in the way it would show off his muscular body, in all the right places! Plus the studs that was decorating both the harness and the thong, was totally to die for! Extremely sexy, to say the least! This one called the “Apollo Black Open Pouch” was so damn sexy too… but I’m not so sure, he’ll wear that one though! Maybe it’s a bit to much revealing, for his immediate comfort! Well, I got it anyway, in case I was lucky enough he would like it!

Boy, if I only had known!!!

A few days later, I causally told him I got him a new pair of pajamas which I would do from time to time! When we where ready for bed that night he asked me, if he could try them on! With a huge smile on my face, I gladly presented them to him, all wrapped up in a box with big bow on top of it! At this time I wasn’t quite sure if this present was actually more for me than for him?

To make a long story short, little did I know… this stud of mine, had very few inhibitions, as he strutted around the bedroom like a peacock in all his glory! And the romance couldn’t have been more amazing, as my gladiator totally ravished me and I him, for hours on end! Actually, now it’s already morning and he’s still wearing his most favorite pajamas (gladiator harness)!I think I’ll wait a bit, before giving him the other “open pouch thong”! We wouldn’t like for him to get to confident now, would we!

I’ve often wondered about transsexual shemales or lady boys, as they also are called! I might be a bit weird, but different kind of sexualities, especially this one, has always intrigued me! I’m way to embarrassed or maybe I should say insecure, to admit my fetish on this subject in open… but the urge of checking it out, has always been really strong! I would never dare to contact these kind of people in real life, but getting a transsexual love doll, seemed the perfect alternative, to feed my hunger on this matter!

Don’t hold it in… go for it instead!

I feel life is way to short, not to indulge in all of your different fetishes! Why hold it in, instead, go for it… like I did! I’m so thankful for internet sex toys shop though, cause obviously, my insecurities would never let me go to one, located on the street! We actually have a sex store in the area I live in and sometimes I’ve peeked through the window, wishing I would get the nerve, to go in! But when I got ever so close to… just imagine the looks I would get from the person working there, asking to see their inventory on shemale sex dolls!!! Now, just thinking about that scenario scares the hell out of me!

No, going on the adult internet… that’s where shopping for all kinds of sex devices, makes for really comfortable and discreet buying! Anyway, I found one under sex dolls, in the section for transsexual love dolls! This one I got, is called the “Inflatable Shemale Doll” which was both reasonably prized, just over 40 bucks and looked very sexually inviting! I liked the fact that this lady boy doll, also came with a free DVD which showed off real live shemales, in all their erotic glory!

I was pleasantly surprised to find how life-like it was!

I thought for the little money I spent on it, the doll would be kind of cheap and tacky looking! But not so at all!!! Actually the sex doll had a nice looking face and the body was anatomically correct, in both size and realistic feel to it! Well, it did have a few rough edges in a few l places, but I just used a nail file to smooth them out! It had a tight, smooth vaginal and anal opening plus the penis was a good sized one which I was hoping for it to be! And when it came to the mouth which had full, silky smooth lips and a nice, snug, long throat… to give you a great old blow job, of the ballsack deep kind!

So, here’s what I indulge in, if you’re interested to hear! First I had my shemale love doll, give me deep throat head. Once my penis was rock hard, I did some anal jumping on the cock which was equally as hard as mine! And as the grand finally… I fucked that luscious pussy, long and hard! Man… this sexual fetish encounter of mine, was so damn satisfying and totally fulfilling… I fucked all of the wholes, one more time! Great stuff I tell you and I’m so freaken glad I bought her/him! Now, I don’t have that nagging urge of mine any more, for craving sex with a shemale… which was totally driving me crazy, for a long time! Oh and I almost forgot, it had a pair of nice boobs too, but I’m not into breasts at all! But if you are, these ones are nice and really realistic too!

Sometimes I feel like my vagina needs a make over, to become young and vibrant again! Just like it used to be in my twenties! Now a day, my pussy feels somewhat old and worn out… plus the color of my pubic hair, is turning a bit gray too! After my divorce, I lost over 40 pounds, mind you. And I also had a confident boosting, boob job… but when I looked down there, my new body didn’t match the way I wanted it to! So a quick cunny make over, would maybe make everything come together… for that young, overall fresh look I was aspiring for!

I shaved my pussy leaving a tiny landing strip!

My first step, in rejuvenating my pussy, was to shave off some the gray pubic hair, leaving a cute landing strip… which actually both felt and looked much better! The only thing though, was that the pussy lips looked kind of hanging, not so firm and perky like they use to be! And that’s when I remembered about vaginal pumps which are suppose to make your whole genitalia, look more puffy and younger! Plus ofcourse, it suppose to be really sensual, when you masturbate or have sexual encounters… but that wasn’t really why I wanted it!

Anyway, I went on the adult internet to find one which was really easy to do! I picked one called the “Pink Pussy Pump”, because it looked big enough, to cover the entire genital area of mine! Plus I was glad to see the cheap prizes of the vaginal pumps too… mine was only around 18 bucks! I was totally excited when it finally came, so I could check out, if it really could make my pussy look more younger! And believe you me… I was totally amazed how much it did, once I tried it!

It was more than I could ever have hoped for!

After I opened up my pussy pump/clitoral pump package, I made sure to read all the instructions carefully, on how to get the best results! The more I read though, I quickly forgot about the reason I got it in the first place… and instead started to realize, how much sexual pleasures you could get, from using a vaginal pump! It fit really snug and the coverage was just perfect too! It felt very erotically arousing, as I pumped! And after a few tries, I liked pumping really fast, to get that extra hard sucking sensation. It almost hurt a bit, but that little pleasurable pain, felt so wonderful!

After reaching a totally earth shattering orgasm, I stood up in front of the mirror and there it was… my pussy the way it used to look, all puffy, perky and rosy red! I tell you, if my husband could see me now, with my slender body, firm silicone breast and that puffy, red cunny… he would cry himself to sleep, for ever leaving me! Ahhh… it little revenge never hurt anyone! Plus now, another man is getting this whole, lovely package to call his own real soon, I hope! There’s nothing more confidence boosting, than to feel and look great!!!

My better half has always been into masturbating and it used to bother me a bit, cause I thought that maybe I wasn’t sexually enticing enough for him! Sometimes I would casually ask him about his masturbation sessions and the answer would always be the same… it relives stress and it relaxes me! But after the economic crises hit us last year, his masturbation encounters has become much more frequent! I try to remind myself of his words, when ever I get worried… “it gets rid of stress and makes him feel relaxed”, period. Nothing to do with me!

One time a followed him to the bedroom and peaked thorough the ajar door, without him knowing! And there he was, giving himself a hand job which seemed to sexually please him! I thought to myself though, after the lovely viewing was over… that if I just use my hand and fingers, it would be quite boring and unsatisfying to say the least! No, when I masturbate, I use either my rabbit vibrator or my butterfly clit licker! Sometimes I even add a butt plug, to increase all the sexual excitement I feel! But even though I think my “once in a while” masturbation sessions are much more gratifying than his, I’m ill not even close to what his sessions adds up to weekly!

Maybe I should follow his lead!

We’ve never been the kind of couple, who share in our private masturbating sessions. It’s something we’ve always done by our selves! But then it hit me… since his spending so many hours doing this, maybe it’s high time, to start sharing this experience “together”! The more I thought about it, it seemed more ridiculous by the second, we weren’t having all this sex fun together! Maybe I can introduce him to some of my sex toys, but even better… get him some which he can play with too!

I was so excited, I ran to the computer and went on the internet, to look for some great ones! I found this really cool sex toys shop which had every sex toy ever made! I actually stayed there for oven an hour, checking out all the amazing stuff available! It was so much to choose from, my head was spinning! But when I found a section that had sex kits, one caught my eye immediately! It was in the category under cock ring kits and it’s called the “Colossal Kit”!

It had everything I (we) needed and more!

It was a bit on the expensive side, but if this lovers sex kit could get us together, it was well worth every dime! Just check out all it comes with! A feather tickler and a blindfold plus some love dice, to start out with which sounded very arousing! Then it had a 6 inch vibe with vibrating eggs, 2 silicone sleeves, a rabbit finger vibrator, vibrating bullets, a cyber snatch with a 3 inch nubby extension, weighted love balls, some great looking nipple jewelry… plus a mini vibe with 4 heads, anal beads, cock rings and all the different arousing lubes and rubbing oils your heart desires!

And I really liked the erection pump which seemed very interesting to me! Plus the erection enhancement ring, sounded like something he and I could really get into! Oh boy, if this dude of mind thought his private masturbation sessions where gratifying… man is he in for the most amazing, sex session of his life! I couldn’t wait for my deluxe lovers kit to arrive, so I could go through all the different sex gadgets! I wanted to learn all about them, so I could look really sex toy savvy to him!

No more private masturbation sessions for us!

The following Friday, after a nice dinner and a couple glasses of vine… I advised him that for the next few hours, just have an open mind and do everything I tell you! Then I but the blindfold over his eyes and tickled his neck with my feather tickler, as we walked into the bedroom! I undressed him and had him lay on his back on the bed and informed him… no hands allowed, not this time anyway! To make a long story short, because it was the longest, most erotically enticing evening… and tell you in detail what went down, would be both to time consuming, as well as slightly embarrassing! Just let’s end it with this… no more private masturbation sessions for us!!!

After being divorced for a while now, I’m really starting to miss one of the mega pleasures of married life! SEX!!! I thought it would be a piece of cake, to find a new part time lover… but not so at all! After hanging out in bars and coffee shops, not to mention those online dating services… I’ve almost completely given up! So what’s a horny, lonely lady to do! Yeah, that’s right… she gets herself an adult bed side kit, like this one called the “”Deluxe Tool kit”! If there’s no willing dude around…. I certainly know how to get my own juices flowing, all by myself!!! I just need some extra help! Pleasuring yourself by hand and other kitchen utensils, gets to be highly boring after a while!

Thank God for online sex toys shop!

I was the kind of girl, who was very lucky in bed! My man always wanted me, so I never really had the need for any vibrators or what not! But not having him around anymore, to take care of my sexual needs and cravings… I was absolutely ready, for some sex toys which could give some very much needed, artificial loving! I hadn’t checked out an online, sex toys shop in years and where very pleasantly surprised, over the huge amount of great sex toys they offer!

Just going through the section on female sex toys, was a really nice experience! I can’t believe how many different ways, you can reach an orgasm, by using different sex gadgets! I surely have a lot to learn, when it comes to sex toys. I can’t wait to get one of those sex books, where they tell you all about them… plus how to use them! But that has to wait for now, because I’m in dire need of something to indulge in right now!

A variety of sex toys is what I want!

Well, like I told you… I wanna check out, a whole lot of different ones! So when I came upon sex kits, where you can have a verity of sex toys… I instantly knew that was the thing for me to start out with! Just check out all the different sex items you get, with the “Deluxe Tool Kit”! It comes with a mini shaft vibrator which has graduated vaginal sleeves and a Jelly G-spot sleeve… what ever that is! That’s why I need that book about female sex toys, to educate myself! It also has variable speed vibrating eggs… another thing I never heard about before, but I’m sure the kit comes with instructions.

I know what anal beads are ofcourse which the kits comes with too! Plus it also has cock rings included which might come in handy… if I ever meet a man! Anyway, the price was fantastic too… only $43.73 plus shipping and handling! Can’t wait for it all to arrive, so I can reach that earth shattering climax, I’s so eagerly waiting for!!!