Archive for February, 2010

I was so worried about coming up with something really special, for our first anniversary! I knew that my husband had already come up with a great anniversary present for me… cause he had that smile on his face, of being very pleased with himself! We like to compete with each other a lot, so naturally I felt the pressure of trying to out do him, with what ever surprise he had cooked up for me!

He has the biggest sweet tooth in town!

So one night I sat down, pored myself a glass of vine and put my thinking cap on! And it didn’t take me long at all, to come up with this… the perfect anniversary surprise ever! My husband got one of the biggest sweet tooth’s in town and I figured out how to cater to his love for candy in the tastiest, most sensuous of ways!!! Just listen to this fantastic idea, girls… which turned out to be the most erotic, most passionate anniversary evening ever! Not to mention all the hysteric laughing!!!

Why serve up all his little goodies in a candy dish… when you can turn yourself into all allover, body candy dish! I’ve already heard about edible underwear and so on, so I went on the internet to a sex toys shop and found all kinds of great ones! And they didn’t only have edible underwear and thongs, they also had edible candy nipple tassels and bras, candy cuffs, candy suspender belt, candy garters, candy whips and even tasty tattoos in the shapes of hearts!

I got a candy pouch for his dick too!

I also found something for him to wear too! A great looking candy pouch, he could cover his lovely penis with, plus a candy cock ring as well! It was really hard to choose, so I got them all! All this stuff, for just under 50 bucks, so how could I possibly not! I decided, I’d first wear the regular candy bra with the candy G-string undies, just to get his attention! And then later on surprise him even more, by wearing the candy suspender belt, with the candy garter belt plus the candy nipple tassels… holding the candy whip in my hand!

At that time I would give him his things to put on too which would make my whole evening, of edible sexual delights complete! Now, guess who was walking around with an equally big smile on her face! Once I received it all in the mail, I made sure to check everything out! And after I tired all the stuff on, I was even more sure that this was going to blow his idea, what ever it was… right out of the water!

My idea “sucked” much more than his!!!

Finally our anniversary evening arrived and after a nice dinner, he presented me with his surprise! It was some lovely, sexy lingerie which was very thoughtful ofcourse… but man, if he likes to see me in his stuff… he’s absolutely gonna love seeing me and himself in the body candy I got for us! It actually worked out perfect, cause when I went to try on his sexy lingerie, I put  the candy bra and the candy G-string under it!

And after parading around the room for a while, I dropped the sexy outfit and revealed my surprise to him! You should have seen the look on his face, when I did! But I didn’t let him touch anything yet, instead I invited him into the bedroom and changed my outfit to the more bondage looking one! Plus I had him get all decked out, in the pouch and cockring! Well, I’m sure you can just imagine all the fun we had that night… actually, the best one ever, according to my husband! Ahhh… I just love to win, don’t you!!!

My new boyfriend is a wild one, when it comes to the bedroom! He just loves to get into all kinds of kinky sex positions which by the way, I find to be a complete turn on! My mind is willing and ready for all these different, very limber sex positions, but sometimes my body can’t follow the way I like it too! After a week of having sex with him… my arms, legs, stomach muscles, well actually my whole body was in total pain! I literally felt, like I’d been run over by a bus! But there was no way in hell I was even close to complaining though, since the sex was so amazing!

Sex position straps are unbelievably helpful!

I was wrecking my mind for a solution, to my dilemma and then it came to me! There just has to be some kind of ropes or straps that you can use, to help you into all these wonderful sex positions… without getting totally exhausted, from stiffness and cramps allover! I’m sure I’m not the first woman, enduring a wild sex beast, as a lover!

And ofcourse I’m not! Because as soon as I went on the internet to one of those sex toys shops, there where tons of different “Strap on Bondage” or “Sex Positions Straps” to choose from. I was a bit nervous about getting them first, since I didn’t know if he would like them or not! But it was definitely worth the risk taking, because my aching body couldn’t handle one more of this body punishing love sessions.

I went for the “Wild Instinct Padded Sling”!

As I said there where an array of great looking sex position straps, but the “Wild Instinct Padded Sling” caught my eye right away! It had animal  faux-fur prints, all over the straps! I thought that, that would be the perfect accent to my wild, savage beast. Hopefully he would think I just added them to our love session, to create even more sex fun in the bedroom! I certainly didn’t want him to know, I desperately needed them!

Anyway, this one has a padded neck strap with expendable, fully adjustable straps for support! It also comes with quick release Velcro restraints plus D-rings, where you can add more restraints, if you so wish! I really liked the free pictorial guide too which had lost of very interesting sex positions that not even my lover hadn’t come up with yet!

I surely beat him in the bedroom this time!

I studied that guide a lot, before I introduced him to my new straps! I made sure I had all the new sex positions totally memorized and I even tried practicing on myself, a bit too! And once I felt totally comfortable with everything, I decided to drape myself in the straps, which by the way looked really erotic to wear! First he looked at me a bit strange, but once I started to show him one of my newly learned sex position, he was all game!

It was just great, to first be able to be in charge a bit and come up with crazy sex moves, but most of all… these straps, are totally heaven sent! All the new and old sex positions, where just a breeze to get into. The support they gave was amazing, plus not having to worry about getting cramps or stiffness, made the love making so much more pleasurable! I could tell he was really pleased with me and you know what… I told me I was the most limber, most stretchable women he’ll ever met! See it pays off to be to be creative, in all aspect of life!

I just love skimpy thongs and g-strings… don’t you!!! And when you go to Victoria Secret, you “do” find some really nice ones… but nothing close to, what you can find at an internet sex toys shop!!! I found an array of discount lingerie, in the sexy outfits section under skimpy thongs! But they have really cool ones, in the g-string and panties section too! When I get undressed, I want to show my man how hot I am for his loving. And making a great, big point that I want his dick right here and right now, is by wearing a pair of “Breakaway Panties”!

They are off in a sec with quick release clips!

They look exactly like regular thongs, but the surprise is in the quick release clips they provide! No more of that squirming around, trying to get out of your thong! Here you just stand right in front of him, release the clips and voila… he’ll have instant access to his cherished, most priced possession of mine! And they have panties for him too which comes with quick release Velcro tabs on each side, for easy fast access to his most priced possession as well!

Check out these ones which are called “Lover’s Thong with Pleasure Pearls”! These g-string panties doesn’t cover much of your privates, but they certainly enhance the look of your treasure chest! And when he sticks his dick through the pearl-finish stroker beads, he’ll absolutely love the sensation of it! My man surely does! Now I guarantee you, you won’t find anything more sexier than this, in a regular lingerie store!

How about a “Leather Chastity Thong”!

When I presented my hubby with this special thong on Valentines, he couldn’t hardly keep his hands off, of me all night long! Everyone likes a little innocent bondage play fun once in a while and this one certainly brings all that on! Ofcourse I wouldn’t let him have the key, until he went down on his knees, royally begging… ahhh, there’s nothing more exciting than to have your man plead and beg to fuck you… right!!!

And last but not least, I absolutely adore these g-string set called “tease” Tux for Two”! Here I get to wear a little maids outfit over my vagina and he has a little tux covering his penis! It’s the most darling outfits ever! I really think that wearing sexy lingerie and skimpy outfits for both a man and a women, is the perfect, most thrilling addition, to any romantic encounter!!!

I remember way back when, when a non-penetrating hand held massager… was the only thing you could get, to massage yourself into climax hysteria! Well that’s the way I felt, when I first tried a massager on my vaginal area! The sexual sensation was so completely different from just using your hands and fingers, due to that intense vibrating feeling you got instead! I used it so freaken much, when first indulging… my whole vagina swelled up, from trying to reach one orgasm after the other. After that I had to lock it in the closet for a whole, very desperate week!

But then later came the classic vibrator and then the rabbit vibrator ofcourse… and orgasms became easier, more earth shattering and long-lasting than ever! My massager was long forgotten! But do you know what happened a couple of weeks ago! I was cleaning out my mothers attic after she died and there I found an old box which had “Personal Items” in big letters on it! And when I opened it, guess what was inside… yes, you’re absolutely right, my dear old pussy massager! I didn’t know if to laugh or cry from all the memorize flooding my mind, of all my secret, totally embarrassing solo encounters under the sheets! Yes, I would actually blush all to myself back then, from engaging in this naughty hobby of mine 24/7!

Here I go… blushing to myself once again!

I ran into the kitchen to look for some batteries, to see if it still worked and to my amazement it was buzzing along, just like it used too! My mother had always left my bedroom, in exactly the same way I’d left it, after moving out! The reason she kept it for me, was due to my many failing marriages and my constant moving back home! And being back, sitting on my old bed, being alone with my massager… there I went, blushing to myself once again!

I crept under the sheets and pretended I was sixteen again! And boy, when I started to massage my vagina, it brought back that innocent, totally new found encounter of pleasuring yourself! I had the most wonderful climax, I hadn’t experienced in the longest time! It’s hard to explain, but I felt so young and so rejuvenated and instantly decided… this long lost friend, is coming home with me! The reason for my story is that exploring with all kinds of massagers and sex toys… can leave you with either a new found sexual sensation, or bring you back to sex toy memory lane, like it did for me!!! So if you don’t already have one, make sure to check out the “Hitachi Magic Wand”!

If you love indulging in oral sex, but there’s no one there to provide it… you should definitely not, having to go without! And at most sex toys shops, they make sure you have an array of mouth masturbators to choose from, all ready to bring that fantastic blow job, you so crave! You’ll find them under male sex toys and they come in all kinds of hot designs and price ranges! The manufactures has made sure that every oral desire, is catered too, for the snuggest fit and fantastic sensation possible! Here are a few I picked out which might tickle your fancy!

Check out great ones for low prices!

The “Colt Blow Job Masturbator” comes a bit disguised, looking more like a tube than a sex toy! The price is right too, only costing you $10.89 and it has great features, you really gonna like! The masturbator has a tight, gripping, nubbed tunnel inside the shaft, for added sensation! Plus every time you trust in and out, it’ll produce a sucking action, which are sure to bring on long-lasting, gratifying climaxes! Included is also a free bottle of lubricant! The Colt Blow Job Masturbator is made sturdy to last, for many future oral encounters, guaranteed!

Another one called the “Deep Throat Stroker”, costs $14.99 which comes in a stretchy soft material and has a shaft filled with two rows of stroker beads and bumps! This mouth masturbator provides a fantastic feel of tightness, for that extra vacuum like sensation! It also comes with lubricant included plus the color is in a nice shade of pinkish, flesh color!

Here are a few more expensive ones!

Take a few minutes to check out this little sucker too! This one is called the “Red Light District No Cum Dodging Allowed” and will run you about 90 bucks! But after experiencing this mouth masturbator, is absolutely worth every dollar you spent! The full, red lips looks totally doable and the entire masturbator is made from the highest quality, velvety soft “Fanta Flesh”! You’ll have no trouble, going balls deep inside her… and target practicing with those tonsils, will make the oral sex session an heavenly experience, guaranteed!

And lastly, you should definitely check out this one, called the “Devin Lane Oral Seduction”! This oral masturbator has a very seductive mouth, a pierced tongue and wonderfully soft, luscious lips! It also has some very teasing teeth added, for an extra life-like sensation. Plus the devise also has with a multi-speed, removable mini “Torpedo” (bullet) too! It’s made from a super realistic “Futurotic material which is sure to put your cock on rock immediately! A bottle of talc is included plus 2 AA batteries as well! Have fun and thoroughly enjoy!!!

It seems like guys aren’t very particular about the condoms they buy, as longs as they fit… that’s good enough for them! But to me, a condom that isn’t the kind I need and like, can turn a love session into a complete disaster! Especially when I’m being naughty, engaging in a one night stand! I can’t say that I’m the biggest connoisseur, when it comes to condoms… but I’ve definitely looked into which ones, works the best for me. Plus ofcourse which ones are the safest, to use too!

I’m a girl with a naturally dry vagina!

I guess, I was born with an extra dry vagina! And even when I’m really sexually excited, it doesn’t get very wet either! I first noticed it, when I started masturbating and had an orgasm… that very little femcum juices appeared! But when you engage in solo play, it doesn’t really matter. But when you’re having sex, it can make a huge difference… and not only for me, for the guy too! There’s nothing worse than having that constant grinding friction, where the love making feels like, it could almost start a “fire” at any moment! There’s absolutely nothing pleasurable about that what so ever, plus it’s terribly embarrassing too!!

I’ve also learned that while using condoms during intercourse and there’s very little lubrication involved, they can break much easier! Just knowing that made me make sure, to always have the right condom that not only works the best for me… but also keeps me safe! So, if you’re in the same predicament as me… here are few lubricated condoms, you might wanna check out! I really like this one called the “Rough Rider Hot Passion” and not only does it come with lubrication, it also has very exciting feeling, bumps all over it! And when you’re doing it, this ribbed condom is formulated to provide a nice warming sensation too… which I really like!

I really like the “Vivid Lubricated 3′s” too!

This Vivid kind, is really nice too! First I think the packaging is very appealing, with the pretty girl on it… since other ones, just have that hospital look to them! But most of all, they meet all my qualifications of being both reliable and lubricated! These ones, don’t have any nubs or bumps on them, but instead they give the sensation, of the guy not even wearing one! But which ever condoms you choose, always make sure they work the best for you… because it makes a world of difference, when they do!!!