Archive for January, 2010

It doesn’t get more lifelike and realistic than this! And the luscious babe who provides it all, is Linn Thomas with her identical twin sister, just a bit less of the “alive” kind! And she talks too, but none of that nagging bull shit! Only the most seductive, most naughtiest of words… and best of all, only when you fuck her! This sex doll might be a bit on the expensive side, but once you’ve spent a night with Linn Thomas, gorgeous identical twin, “Talking Love Doll”… you’ll find her to be worth every penny you spent and more, guaranteed!!!

Check out all the fantastic things Linn can do!

This celebrity sex doll comes with all original, lifelike moldings of her beautiful face, gorgeous hands with painted fingernails and feet, her very soft, squeezable breast… plus ofcourse, her extra amazing pussy and ass! She also has extra special features such as very “feel-of-real” soft lips with a rotating “French Kiss” tongue… plus extra thrilling, soft and squeezable, rubber nipples which are sure to bring out that tender love and care feeling, inside of you!

You can also place this love doll in different sex positions, like the very indulging, very exciting doggy-style which provides deep reaching penetration… all the way! And her very “feel-of-real”, 1 piece vagina and anus comes with extra sensuous, extra satisfying vibrations as well! All her wonderful features are absolutely anatomically correct and life-size which brings out the utmost of totally natural, completely realistic sensations. Her skin has a sun touched tanned, all over too!

Hurry up and get the ride of your life… love doll style!!!

So what are you waiting for… hurry up and take a ride on the wild side, with this new play mate of yours, who can’t wait to show you, all of her fantastic features! Let Linn Thomas talk dirty to you, while you fuck and make that hard dick of yours even bigger and harder, beyond your wildest imagination! Linn is completely sure that once you’ve share a night with her, all your porn fantasies and sex desires will be totally met… and more!!! Oh and I almost forgot, you’ll also receive a pin-up poster plus a tube of lube and 4 AA batteries, to get you started right away.

If you have a demanding wife like mine, regarding all of your daily sex encounters (sometimes twice daily) and she constantly wants you to be creative and unique… I have the greatest sex toy, for you to check out! I thought after being married for over ten years, she’d let up on me a bit. But no such luck, she going stronger then ever and has the biggest craving, sex appetite ever! I can’t help but tell my friends about my never-ending, lusty, horny wife which doesn’t do me any good at all! They go “buu-huh” and rub their eyes at me, all telling me I’m the luckiest guy in the world… and how dare I complain, when most of my buddies have to beg for sexual attention!

She demands oral sex for the longest time!

My sex crazed wife, just absolutely adores oral sex, mostly performed on herself ofcourse! She’s very active when it comes to “her” sex life, but when it comes to pleasing “mine”… not so much!!! Her theory is, I’m lucky to have such a stunning beauty with a gorgeously shaped body, to ravish every night! Plus she’s that kind of women, who takes the longest time ( 20 min. or more) to reach an orgasm and by the time she does… my tongue, lips and mouth is almost numb from pussy eating, exhaustion!

I shouldn’t complain though… it’s really my own fault! The first time I laid eyes on her, I fell madly in love and immediately put her on the highest of pedestals. And I haven’t stopped treating her like a spoiled princess since then, not even for one measly second! Anyway, enough complaining and lets take this little “devilette” of mine, by the horns and satisfy her oral sex hunger, once and for all!

My quest was to have her cume in less than 10 minutes!

Don’t take me wrong though, I love going down on my beautiful wife! My main complaint is that it takes to damn long, for her to reach a climax! When I started to write this blog, I didn’t think I had this much to say before even bringing up my great sex toy! Sorry guys, but here it goes… finally!!! Oh, one more thing! I forgot to mention that when we have intercourse, it only takes her about 10 minutes to reach an orgasm! But she says… the climaxes she gets from me eating her cunny, brings on much longer, stronger ones every time… and that’s why she prefers oral sex! Makes sense, I guess!

I’m not a stupid guy and can easily put two and two together… so when I found this “Chest Harness Strap on dildo” … you totally get, where I’m coming from! This adjustable dildo-harness which comfortably fits around the chest, has a 7 inch Jel-lee’ dong that’s both natural looking and gives off a very realistic sensation too. I’m sure you can picture the whole thing. With this ingenious sex gadget, I can lick her sweet, honey filled cunny, while I’m penetrating her vaginally, “at the same time”! It should work… right guys!!!

The chest harness is reversible too!

You can also get into some fantastic sex position with this “harness with cock” too! Like sitting on your chest, pussy jumping the dong… or anally if she likes. Or how about her wrapping her legs around your back while you hold onto her, as she screws the dong and you can lick and suck her nipples. And if she wants to wear it, it’s reversible so it fits her like a strap-on dildo, for some anal penetration, if you’re into that! Ahh, the possibilities are endless with this fantastic, multi-position sex toy!

To make a long story short. She absolutely loved it! And she beat my estimated orgasm time, with about 5 1/2 minutes… that’s how much she loved it! And all the other unique and fun sex positions that this chest harness with a strap-on dildo offers, has made my life so much more simpler… when it comes to coming up with new sex ideas, all the time!