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My guy always seem to be in charge, when it comes to our love making! He’s always the one who decides when and where I receive my daily sex encounter! I don’t really mean to complain though, cause he’s very inventive about the both the time, the place and what kind of sex position, is on the menu for that day or evening! But for once, I’d like to be the one, totally in control of our love sessions… and I think I found something that will keep us very sexually entertained, for hours! Especially “ME” that is!!!

This remote control toy will keep “HIM” begging!

I don’t want you to think that my man, has any trouble with getting it up and ready for action… you know, getting an erection! Sometimes though, he has a tendency to shoot a lode, before I have time to reach my orgasm. But now with this “Remote Control Robo Cock Ring”, I’ll be in full charge of both his early erections and my lingering climaxes! Plus I’ll be the one to set the time, the place and what sex position… and I know, he can’t wait for me to show him what I got up my sleeve! He’s such a sucker for surprises, especially the kind that involves sex toys!

So when he approached me the next morning, I said… hold on there dude, now you listen to me!!! I told him to get undress right then and there and then I put a blindfold over his eyes! I proceeded to slip the cock ring, on his already erect penis and I could hear his breathing getting faster and harder, by the second! Then I made sure to stamp real loud, so he could hear my walking away!

Now all my remote control fun was ready to begin!

I turned on the vibrations with my remote and I saw him jump a bit from being startled! First I gave him a tour of all the different vibrations and he seemed to like the pulsating kind the most! It was so funny watching him standing in the middle of the kitchen, completely naked… totally enjoying himself, to the fullest! And when I started to use the maximum strengths, of vibes… an instant big grin came over his face! So I naturally, quickly turned them down, cause he liked that way to much!

Ahhh, the sexual power I felt over being in charge of his height of erotic excitement, was surely glorious… to say the least! And when he began to beg me… oh baby, put the stronger throbbing on, my labor of finding the way to finally being the boss, had paid off in mega huge way! All this remote control sex play, had turned me on tremendously and I absolutely couldn’t stand it any longer! So I ran back to the kitchen and demanded him, to make love to me on the kitchen counter! The best fuck session (excuse my expression) ever and that vibrating cockring, felt wonderful, when hitting my clit too! This little baby, is going back in the closet for now though… until the next time, I get tired of his bossy love behavior!

I know, there are lots of lonely folks out there on Valentines… and special occasions like these, can be a bit sad to spend alone! But don’t let that get you down, cause sometimes being by yourself, can be really nice too! So quit feeling sorry for yourself and start thinking about how you can turn this Valentines, into a memorable evening… even though, all by yourself!

My mother saying always comforted me, when I had special occasions like New Years or Valentines… and no one to share it with! —These are the perfect times, she said, to learn how to enjoy your own company… cause if you don’t enjoy being with yourself… no one else will either! So, here’s what I’m planning for my Valentines Day!!! Pamper myself, all the way… cause this year, I’m alone on Valentines too!

Plan your favorite dinner menu with all the trimmings!

Now, eating always makes me feel good, so therefore I’m planning a feast of mega proportions! All that comfort food, I usually don’t let myself indulge in to much! My favorite ones are, Kentucky fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, soft biscuits drenched in butter plus the crunchy coleslaw! And to top it off, a whole pint of Ben and Jerry’s, chocolate monkey, banana swirl! Also, I’m gonna rinse it all down with my favorite bottle of Chardonnay! It makes me happy just thinking about this huge feast, soon coming my way!

After I’m full and totally satisfied when it comes to the food and vine department, it’s time to get out my favorite movie of all times “The Way We Were”, with totally dreamy Robert Redford! Every time after watching Mr. Redford, I always completely fall in love with him, allover again! Boy, would I love to have a Valentines evening with him! And you know what, I’m gonna… fantasy style ofcourse!

Here comes the best part to my Valentines Eve!

I’m going to get myself one of those waterproof vibrators! I’ve been wanting the Rabbit vibrator kind for a long time now, and this will be the perfect occasion to get one! There’s tons of vibrators to choose from, but I really liked the one called the “Aquatic Dancer”! It comes in my favorite color blue and has eight independent levels! From wonderful pulsating to throbbing vibrations, all providing different hights of exciting escalation! Plus it has eight different speeds of shaft rotations, with non-jamming, synchronous beads! It’s actually their “gold standard class” vibe which will cost me a pretty penny… but I’m so, so worth it!!!

Then I’m going to hook up the TV and CD player in the bathroom, using a long extension cord from my bedroom. I did it once before, so I know it works! And then I’m going run myself a lovely, warm bath, with my vanilla scented bubble bath. Plus ofcourse light tons of candles all over the bathroom, to make it really relaxing and cozy! And guess what, while I’m watching Robert, I’ll be sexually pleasuring myself… thinking he’s right next to me! Now, if my mother where still alive… she would be so, so very proud of me!!!

I know that guys are always bugging their women in their life’s, about having a threesome… and ofcourse, mine is as well! He never elaborated in great detail, but I always assumed, his desire was to have a threesome with another girl! You know those crazy fantasies which usually involves your best girlfriend or that cute chick at Starbucks. But not in my wildest imagination would I’ve ever believed, he wanted a threesome with another man!

I decided to grant him his threesome!

This is how I found out, about my husband and his fantasy threesome! Me and the girls where out for a ladies night on the town and after dinner plus a few drinks… the subject on threesomes came up! We all agreed upon that all of our men wanted one, but the question is… would we ever grant them one? Actually one of the girls, had given it a lot of thought, but was still afraid of what bad effects it could have on their marriage!

What if the other girl is better in bed… what if she falls in love with my man… or even worse, what if HE, falls in love with her! I guess it’s a risky step to take… but the more I thought about it, the more appealing it sounded. Obviously my girlfriends aren’t as secure in their relationship, as I am. And that night, I couldn’t wait to get home and spring the good news on him!

Instead he was the one to spring the news on me!!!

When I got home he was sleeping, but I woke him up and told him, he’s finally getting what he wants! I started the conversation with, which girls we should pick and so on, but I noticed he didn’t seem very happy with the choices I gave him! He kind of looked down on the bed and quietly told me, it was great and all that! It was just one little adjustment, to the threesome… he wanted the third party, to be a guy!

I instantly asked him, if he wanted the other guy to fuck me… cause I wouldn’t be very interested in that at all! And that’s when he told me… nooo, HE wants to fuck him! Here I thought I was granted him the sex wish of his life,… but this new revelation of his, definitely had to be given, a lot of thought! I didn’t turn him down right away. I knew I had to come up with either a good excuse, on why not… or come up with a great idea, on how all this could work out the best for both him and me!

What instantly came to mind… was a male sex doll!

We didn’t discuss it any further that following morning, but the thought of him wanting to have sex with a man, was quite intriguing to me! I didn’t want him to have sex with a real man though, but a male sex doll… now that was for sure, okay with me! What a fantastically erotic night, this could turn out to be! I hurried to log on to the adult internet and there I found the perfect male sex doll!

It didn’t come with a whole body, just the parts he mostly wanted to explore with and indulge in! It cost a whole lot of money, but I didn’t care at this point! I’d promised him a threesome and that’s what he was getting! Check out this really cool one I found!

It’s called the “Featherweight Cyberskin Cock and Ass” which is ultra realistic to both touch, size and feel! It’s constructed to have life-like sexual positions with a hand painted, totally realistic, movable cyber penis! It also comes with a tight anal opening and ribbed love canal plus with soft, squeezable balls too! And it all vibrates in seven different pulsating, throbbing, vibrating ways! My God, this even sounded great to me!!!

It couldn’t have turned out more thrilling and exciting!!!

I surprised him that night, by having to whole bedroom lit up with candles, his favorite bottle of wine and I had Barry White playing in the background… our favorite music, to make love too! I’d hid the love doll device partly under the blanket and all you could see was the erect penis, sticking out! When he walked into the bedroom, he looked a bit confused when he first laid eyes on it… which than quickly turned into a grinning smile, from ear to ear!

He instantly knew what I’d planned for us and with absolutely no inhibitions at all… he started to blow it, like a complete cock starved maniac! It was so amazingly erotic to watch, I don’t think I’ve ever been that turned-on before! Well, I don’t think I have to tell you what happened next, but one thing I can say… I had a very happy guy, who finally could indulge in his most hidden, of sexual desires!

I just can’t believe, I’ve had my hubby endure my smelly pussy, for so many years! It’s not my fault though, because when I inquired about it… my doctor told me, I produce a lot of discharge and mine happens to be a bit stinky unfortunately! But there’s one really great part, of having an oozing vagina… it’s always moist and ready for hot loving!

It’s like having a personal wetting machine, down there! And even if I’m not turned on, it’s still always moist! So, you can just imagine how totally drenched it gets, when I’m really turned on!!! Maybe that’s why, he never complained before! But trust me, I would never reveal the real truth! He thinks I’m so wet and juicy… all because of him and his fantastic love making!

It never occurred to me to use a flavored lube before!

I think it’s completely understandable that it didn’t occur to me, to use any kind of edible oils or sex lubes. I always thought of them, as an aid in getting women moist and stay moist for a while! And I certainly didn’t fall into that category at all! Anyway, I think this will be a great Valentines gift from me and I’m absolutely sure he’ll love it! I also have to admit that sometimes when my husband wanted oral sex, it would bother me a bit when thinking about the odor!

So, I’m sure I’ll be feeling more confident, about having oral sex in the future too… which by the way, is my man’s favorite sex thing to do! Sometimes, when I ask him why he loves having oral sex so much, he tells me it several reasons why! The first reason is… he finds it to be a huge turn-on! Another reason is that it makes his penis really hard, plus he thinks that femcum juices are healthy and will make him live for a long, long time! I think he’s a bit confused about that one though! They say that swallowing sperm is healthy, due to all the protein, but I’m not so sure about the female juices!

I got the a whole jar display of “Delicious Encounter Lubricant”!

Since I was giving him it as a present, for valentines… I decided to get a whole jar full of flavored lubricants! It cost $99.00 plus shipping, but I’m convinced I’ll be needing, every last 120 of them! Plus I really like that it came in different fruit flavors, like cherry, strawberry, peach and vanilla! That way he’ll never grow tired, of anyone flavor for a long time! The jar looked really colorful and pretty too and would add a colorful accent to my bedroom for sure! It could almost pass as cute candy jar, for all I know!

When it arrived in the mail, I opened it right away, to try it out! And not only did it feel very nice to put on, it also felt quite sensual! For the first time in my life, I could finally stick my hand down my panties and when smelling my fingers… it was like a burst, of fruity strawberry. Plus I’ll be mighty tasty too! Best 100 bucks, I’ve spent in a long time and I can’t wait to surprise him with it! And after Valentines day, I’m sure he’ll wanna eat my pussy everyday… boy, is this man of mine gonna live for a very, very long time!

There’s endless of sexy opportunities to create and surprise with, with these 50 card deck of ancient Chinese sexual positions… all done in the most erotic of illustrations and inviting, of rich colors! The story goes that the “Ancient Chines Yellow Emperor” was sexually educated by the three “Women of sexual Knowledge”, thousands of years ago! I guess you have to be an Emperor, to get that damn lucky!

These sexually explicit drawings are mouthwatering!

Watching real people having sex is great! But sometimes looking at colorful, sexually explicit drawings, can be highly erotic too in these very alluring adult books! You can take your time to study the sex photos, turn them around in different angles, to get the full view and understanding of the drawings! And most of all, you can educate yourself and enhance your love techniques, from these wonderfully exciting illustrations too! I think we all should get more sexual enlightenment, whenever it’s presented to us! You’re never to old, to learn something new every day… especially when it comes to our unique and individual love making skills!

All people who indulge in sex, loves to be able to bring something completely different and sexually engaging to the table… it doesn’t matter if giving or receiving! Being a great lover, is being able to always keep the sexual encounter fresh and interesting and most of all, sexually satisfying! So hurry up and get your sexual mind both stimulated and as well as updated, together with the Yellow Emperor and his Three Nymphs!

Here’s some fantastic ideas how to use them!

Now, first I suggest you study the sex positions thoroughly in this very unique sex guide and practice the positions by imagining yourself engaging in them! If you are totally in sink with the moves, you look more secure and convincing in what you’re doing! And after you conquered the favorite sex positions, you’ve decided to indulge in, it’s time to share them with someone else!

You can also use these erotic cards, in a special way of inducing a romantic encounter! You can put a card in your lovers pocket before work with a note saying, you’ll love try this great sex position when he or she gets home that evening! Or how about placing a card on the bedroom pillow, as a hint to what new sexual experience, is set for tonight’s romantic adventure! Or if you have all the sex positions totally down, why not have your special someone pick a card from the deck and indulge in the one picked! Enjoy!!!

I have used a regular, smooth shafted vibrator for years now and it has pleased me sexually in every way, at least… so I thought! But one night when I was surfing the TV channels… I landed on a sex toys talk show, where some cute girls where talking about the “Swirl Vibrator“! I quickly ran into my bedroom to fetch my classic vibrator and instantly saw that my shaft, had no swirls or nubs what so ever!

I started to run my hand over the smooth shaft and realized that a rod with bumps and swirls, would probably feel much better! And then I just remembered something, I totally forgotten about! One time when I was about fourteen or fifteen and my folks where out of town… my hormones where raging and I was so damn horny, I masturbated with one of those really nubby, bumpy European cucumbers! And if I remember correctly, it brought on the best, freaken climax ever!

Swirl vibrators… here I cume again!

What a naughty, little girl I was back then. But I’m sure I wasn’t alone when it came to those raging hormones, where your vagina would literally start hurting, if you didn’t relief it with something fulfilling inside! Anyway, the next day I went on the adult internet and searched for an exciting swirl vibrator! I was happy to see, they offered lots of different kinds! They had ones that provided a stiffer, harder shaft plus ones that where more soft and flexible, but still promised firmness! And they where all covered with exciting looking swirls, ridges and bumps!

Actually, I think these are much more sexually pleasing to both the eye as well as the imagination! I picked one called the “Climax Gems 7 Inch Splash” which was colored all over, in a very pretty shade of pink! Not to mention, the unique shape it came in too! I had swirly waves from the very top, to the very bottom, not like my European cucumber of course. But it surely brought back some truly, sexually satisfying moments from my youth!

Just like my cucumber… it’s waterproof too!

It also comes with a powerful vibrator which is located at the tip of the pink, swirly shaft and at the base, you’ll find the multi-speed twist knob, for easy maneuvering for different hights, of exciting vibrations! And just like my European cucumber, it’s waterproof too! Plus the price definitely fit into my barely, existing budget! I also noticed that these swirl vibrators, comes in the rabbit vibe style too… you know, the one that has an extra device which stimulates the clit, at the same time!

If I really like this one, maybe I’ll invest in the “Pure Climax Vibe” too! —-Three days has past and I received my new swirl vibrator, in the mail today! And since I unpacked it… this, my new best friend, hasn’t gotten to rest for hours! I’m so afraid the batteries are gonna quit on me, so I have to get dressed and run out to buy more! Thanks cute girls on that sex talk show, who brought back forgotten memorize about my first encounter with that very infamous, European cucumber of mine, long ago!!! And remember how I said, I might invest in the swirly Rabbit kind one… now that’s a total “duh”, for sure!

Oral sex is a lot of fun to both give and receive. But when you add a vibrating tongue ring, oral sex instantly becomes an extraordinaire sensation… well above any tongue licking, you’ll ever experienced before! Go to the category for “vibrators” and in the “tongue vibe” section, you’ll find an array of great ones to choose from! Let me explain how a tongue vibe works and all the exciting features it offers!

Let your tongue vibe to the walking!

The tongue vibrator is both safe and completely painless, plus really easy to use! Most of the tongue vibes are placed on top of your tongue, using an elastic band… which comes in different sizes for the most snuggest, most comfortable of fits! The unit is entirely wireless ofcourse and usually works on a very high powered watch battery! The piece itself has a rod that fits through the hole, in the band and once the vibrator is screwed into the battery housing, all the tickling, teasing fun can begin!

Now, the vibration intensity can be varied from low, medium to high on some units and some comes with an extra power pack, to give it an extra boost if needed! Sometimes the vibrations on the tongue can be too intense, or not intense enough to both the one who’s wearing it, as well as for the receiver! Therefore I suggest getting the “Tongue Joy Turbo Pack”, to make sure everyone involved enjoys their perfect sensation!

There’s protection for sensitive teeth too!

And if you have sensitive teeth… that’s been taken care of too! Sometimes some people can feel, the “high power” level gets a bit uncomfortable on the teeth. Therefore this tongue kit also comes with four silicone sleeves which has different textures added, for all kinds of wonderful feeling, sensations! This particular one is made from metal and the sleeves might be a nice warm buffer from the cold metal, on some very highly sensitive, very intimate areas as well! Others are made from various plastic materials which you might prefer!

The batteries usually last for about an hour which leaves plenty of time, to achieve all of your oral sex desires. And one of the more unusual accessories the “Tongue Joy Turbo Pack” comes with… is the “metal barbell”! This piece is especially designed, for folks with pierced tongues! All you do is attache the “tongue joy” barbell through the hole and then just replace your pierced jewelry with the barbell! Talk about turning your tongue into a vibrating masterpiece, of the utmost oral kind!

Be creative and attache it to other body parts too!

And this very creative little sex toy, can be worn on other body part too! Try it on your finger, for some deep penetrating loving… or for the fetish foot lover, place it on your toe for some very alluring touching, at exactly the right spots! Just run with it and show off your creative side! I’m sure wherever you place it and whenever you wear it… it’s gonna bring both of you, to that special porn paradise, of the very orgasmic kind! Make sure to check out the “Romance Gift Edition Tongue Joy” too! This chrome plated, tongue vibe comes in a beautiful, red satin jewelry box which makes it perfect as a Valentines gift, for that someone special in your life!

If you didn’t catch the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas last week… here’s what I had the pleasure to check out! First I have to say that the tickets where expensive, but it was for sure worth every dime! You walk into this huge place and all you see is awesome looking booths, filled with the most gorgeous, sexy looking pornstars ever! Some babes where all decked out in naughty, very sexy lingerie and others wore next to nothing! But listen to this! Some erotic beauties, where wearing absolutely nothing… I mean, not one single tread where covering there stunningly shaped bodies, except for some spiky,  platform shoes! Nakedness everywhere, now that’s what I like!

Tons of new sex toys are coming your way!

Well, I tell you it was really hard to concentrate, but I did see tons of new and very interesting sex toys being introduced to the sex toys market! You’ll catch them all, when you go visit your favorite sex toys shop next time! But back to the totally fascinating booths they sat up! One had a king size bed which was occupied by two famous pornstars… and please don’t ask me their name… because I’ve already forgotten, in all the excitement! But believe me, they where all the “cream de la cream” of the porn industry!

But back to the king size bed, filled with luscious pornstars! At this booth, you just jumped on the bed and positioned yourself between the sexy chicks and they took a picture! Nice memorize to bring home and jerk off too! And forget taking a picture together with a pornstars face, like in the olden days! Now if you want a picture, you get an extra special one, of the utmost round and delectable butt kind! Yeah that’s right… some of the babes, gladly exposed their gorgeous behinds, for some gloriously attractive, picture taking!

Talk about going to porn paradise and never wanting to leave!

I’m sure after this little introduction to the adult entertainment expo, next year you’ll be there with bells on… right! Anyway as thrilling as it was, I did see some really beautiful, extra sleek looking sex toys which stood out, well above the rest! This sex toys company is from Sweden and it’s named Laylo! And here you don’t see any raunchy, nasty looking sex toys at all. Their sleek style, makes their special sex toys, especially their vibrators look like works of art, worthy of the most luxurious of tastes!

They even have a vibrator that’s gold plated and has a price tag of $4.000! Oh, and did you hear about the vibrator that was sold to an Australian women a couple of months ago! The price tag on that sucker, was a whopping, cool mill!!! Anyway, the show was more than I could ever have wished for and I can’t wait to go back next year! So, make sure to check out all the new stuff that’s available… and remember, “Valentines Day” is just around the corner!

Being married for over thirty-five years, has for sure taken a lot of excitement out of our sex life! Not to mention my husbands very protruding beer belly and nearly bald head, but for a few strands of thin gray hair. Not very attractive or sexually enticing at all! And I have to admit that when we do get the urge for some sex, I sometimes have a really hard time getting wet and juicy for him down there! But I still love him a lot! So to keep my eyes from wandering, checking out much younger, more attractive looking men, I decided to find some help!!!

The Adult internet had all the answers plus some I didn’t want!

I’ve never been big on checking out the adult internet and those sex toys shops, everyone swears by! Sometimes I overhear my daughters on the phone though, telling each other about all the great sex toys, they’ve tried out lately! From finger vibrators and rabbit vibrators… to eggs, bullets and wands which sounds like mostly gibberish to me! How can eggs and bullets have anything to do with sex toys???

It was time to find out for myself, cause I wouldn’t dare to ask any of my daughters about it! So I went on the internet and found a nice looking sex toys shop which seemed to be in good taste! When I saw all the categories listed, I couldn’t wait to see what eggs & bullets really are! Well, I was kind of disappointed finding out what it was, especially that my gorgeous, innocent girls, like to play with stuff up their little behinds!

I found my wonder panties under female sex toys!

Beside all that naughty stuff my darling daughters are into, I took a chance and checked out female sex toys! And I really liked this category! They had cute things like butterfly vibrators, clit lickers and mini stimulators which all sounded quite innocent. But when I saw the vibrating panties section, I instantly felt I’d hit on something I could use!

Now, this is something I could make good use of! Just listen to how the vibrating panties work! They have a vibrating device built into the material of the panties which vibrates and pulsates at various speeds! The vibrating device or bullet as they also are called, can be removed at any time too! And the vibrating device is put at exactly the right erogenous zones, for the ultimate of erotic pleasures! And they even have vibrating panties that can be remote controlled, from across the room!

They got my fem juices flowing more than ever!

Once I received them in the mail, I couldn’t wait to put them on! Oh, I forgot to tell you which one I got… this one is called the “Berman Astrea I Remote”. I just had to have the remote control one, even though they where a bit on the expensive side… $67.40 plus shipping. Just imagine all the fun my husband can have, with that controller in his hand… that is, if I let him in on my little secret weapon!

Oh boy, did those panties feel fantastic to wear! After I put them on, I didn’t want to take them off! I walked around the house, doing household shores and when I moved or bent over… it was a new and exciting thrill every time! Believe me, when I took them off, my vagina was overflowing with juices! And guess who walks through the door, just in time for some afternoon delight and the ride of his life!!! “The milkman”… just kidding! No, it was my husband ofcourse and boy, I can’t thank the adult sex toys industry enough. You totally came through for me and a very surprised husband!

If you and your lover haven’t decided, what to do for Valentines yet… here’s a really fun suggestion, the two of you will absolutely love! You can either create his perfect rubber replica dildo “together”… or make the rubber dick by “yourself” and give it to her, as a valentines gift! I kind of suggest though, to present her with the whole Clone-a-Willy, sex kit and make it together! I’ll guarantee you, you’ll be laughing and fucking your heads off… the entire evening!

You’ll find it under “Kits” in the “Clone A Willy” section!

Go to your favorite sex toys shop and under “Kits”, in the “Clone A Willy” section, you’ll find the ‘Make Your Own Dildo And Vibrator kit”! It’s a bit expensive, around 67 bucks, but you won’t regret the money you spent at all! This kit comes with everything you need, to make the perfect rubber replica of your penis and balls! Plus the extra catch with this special kit is… that it also comes with an exciting vibrating, pulsating egg or bullet too!

Hopefully, your dick isn’t over eleven inches long, because that’s what this kit requires! The rubber material is super realistic, totally life-like which captures every detail, such as texture, length and width perfectly! Only using the most state of the art, easy to make process ever! And it’s very important, you remember to place the tiny, high-powered egg inside the perfect replica of your penis, before the rubber sets too!

Go ahead and enjoy the freaken best Valentines ever!

So hurry up and get your kit right now! Maye you can plan in advance a little too, by having your favorite food and drinks all prepared! How about having her favorite scented candles all ready to be lit and a nice bouquet of red roses, to add to the romantic ambiance too! And if you want to turn your own penis into a sexy gift, before you give her the “make your own dildo kit”… dress it up with a cock ring, like the “Double Helix” one and put a red bow on top of it! She’ll absolutely love that thoughtful, little gesture too!