Archive for December, 2009

Do you wanna try something totally different, when it comes to a new sexual experience! I certainly did, when I found out about these very attractive, very sensual looking pleasure balls! The sex toys name is “misnomer” and this special one is called “Gold Vibro Balls”! And when I read up on them, it said vibrating balls, I naturally assumed they came with batteries! But not so at all… !!!

I’ve once and for all secured my position as his one and only and is going to stay his main squeeze for ever and ever and ever…. and this was totally in his own words! Now a day, I have him on his knees every Saturday night, begging and slobbering allover my feet, to put it on for him! I’m sure you’re really interested in hearing how I accomplished that… right!

All day long, I hear how worried the wife’s are, especially the ones married to famous men… all due to Tiger Woods and his many romantic liaisons! He’s up to 15, unsuspecting women right now! I think this panic started, because Tiger always maintained his flawless, stand-up reputation, of being a truthful, loyal husband and father which has now, turned out to be a total lie! So hey, let’s put all those worries to rest and present your wife with a reassuring gesture… in form of a romantic sex kit!

I have two sons which both finally reached, the legal drinking age! It would always make me real nervous, before they turned 21 and I knew they where out drinking. Especially at outdoor festivities! The police totally cracks down on underage drinking and lots of my boys friends, got in tons of trouble by the authorities, when caught. But what I really wanted to talk about, are all the fun party drinking games available these days! When I compare the parties I used to go to and the parties they have now… boy what a huge difference!!!

All men want to surprise their wife or girlfriend with beautiful jewelry made from  silver, gold or even diamonds this Christmas! But since the economy is really bad and a lot of hard working guys, can’t really afford any… why not let him of the hook and tell him about some nice body jewelry, of the Cleopatra Nipple and Clit kind! There’s some really nice clip-on navel rings too, if you feel that nipple and clit jewelry is a bit to much. And it’s just clip ons, so you don’t have to worry about any piercing! Actually, I personally think he’ll prefer you wearing this kind of jewelry, even more!

If you want to make your better half really happy, this Christmas season, surprise him with a late night present… being you, all decked out in a very sexy, “Teddy” outfit! He’ll ofcourse get the standard tie and cotton shirt, with matching socks… but the budget doesn’t allow me for that extra nice present this year, like the one he got last year. A new computer! But that doesn’t mean I can’t get him a really nice and equally exciting present, right… just for a lot less money!!!

The new and exciting finger vibrator has been a huge success with all females like me, who loves vibrating sex toys! The classic vibrator is ofcourse the favorite, especially the rabbit vibe. But bringing them along in the purse or pocket, was to me unthinkable… actually, it never even entered my mind to do so! They where best kept handy, under the bed or tucked away in the nightstand! So, when they came out with the bring along, pocket sized finger vibrator which is small and easy to hide most anywhere… was to me, a totally new way of being able to enjoy a quicky, if I happened to get sexually motivated!

It’s pretty scary to see what can happen, even though you’re a gorgeous model from Sweden! I’m referring to Tiger Woods beautiful, young wife! I’ve personally seen them together in public and she seemed really confident in both Tiger and her marriage to him! I have to admit that I’ve been a bit jealous over her looks and all the money she gets to enjoy… but now, I’m just happy being me, after seeing what happened to that gorgeous piece, of Swedish ass! She must be totally mortified and if she moves back to Sweden for a while, I really don’t blame her one bit!

If you have problems getting your partner to indulge, in even just a tiny bit of bondage play, it might be because you’ve taken the wrong approach! Being to aggressive might work against you… even though you think, you’re not being pushy at all. The whole concept of bondage play, can sometimes be scary or somewhat intimidating to many beginners! And some bondage devises can look quite strange, to say the least. Not to mention some of those scary black leather outfits, masks and cat-o-nine whips!

You might think that “all” the sex toys shops has to offer, are naughty looking sex toys which wouldn’t be appropriate to put under the Christmas tree… when the whole family is together, opening gifts! But not so at all… most sex toys sites have an array of great looking, romantic gift kits, of the purely innocent kind! And when your lover opens one of these perfect, love kits, all you’ll see… is a lot of smiling faces, telling you what a romantic hunk of guy, you really are!