I Almost Invented the See-Through Pussy and Ass Stroker!

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I guess, all of us guys are bit pretensions and egocentric, when it comes the sight of our own penis. Especially when it’s completely erected… standing in full attention, in all its big and hard glory! Don’t tell me, you haven’t stood in front of the mirror and admired yourself, uttering all kinds of compliments… over how damn good you look in that very impressive hard-on you just created, through a satisfying hand-job! But there are times when I wish I could see my really good looking, handsome cock sliding back and forth inside a wet vagina, or even better… a tight, virgin asshole! Well ofcourse that will never happen, since all women aren’t transparent and won’t be anytime soon either!

I was hailing as the creator of the greatest sex toy!

So I got to thinking a bit and soon came to the conclusion that the pussy shaped, penis strokers I used should actually be made out of a clear material! Not the whole part ofcourse, just the shaft part you insert the penis inside! Yeah that’s the ticket… a see-through pussy and ass stroker! Man, was I happy and really amazed with myself! Here I’ve been walking around, thinking I have no special talents at all… when I was all along going to hail as the creator, of the new found, see-through penis stroker!

I was already counting and spending the money, as fast I could in my mind! A new Ferrari, a new condo, tons of new Armani suits… Ah, life was good! And I wasn’t about to tell any of my friends either. Those assholes would steal my fantastic sex toy idea right from under me, without a blink of an eye! Well, maybe I was going a bit overboard there, but you can’t trust anyone when it comes to money… right!!!

I was way to late with this one unfortunately!

But then I thought to myself, I better go check on the adult internet in some of the sex toys shops, to make sure they don’t exist already! I was so damn nervous, when I clicked on the male sex toys section, under penis strokers, my hand was literally shaking! I couldn’t believe how many penis strokers there where! Over 9 pages to browse through! So I clicked on page one and there where no clear penis strokers, same on page two. But when I reached page 6… there it was, in all its see-through glory!

Man, was I depressed! I went to bed and sulked for a couple of hours, but then I realized… it wasn’t quite so bad after all! At least I could buy one and get to see myself fuck! And once I got to check it out, I couldn’t find one single thing, to change about it! It fit real snug and tight and the whole see-through shaft was smooth and comfortable, to glide back and forth inside! And boy, it was really erotically enticing and sexually stimulating to watch my cock do all the right moves and groves, the ladies like so much!!!

Pussy Pumps are to Die for as You Enter the Gates of Orgasm Paradise!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

If you’re into using female sex toys, such as dildos, vibrators and an occasional butt plug here and there, to reach great climaxes every time you indulge in solo play… here’s another great sex toy that will tickle your senses for sure! I’ve been into female sex toys of all kinds, for a long time and find them to be very pleasing to the eye, as well as very sexually satisfying! One thing that I’ve noticed is… that they all bring an array of different feeling sensations plus orgasms.

I, for example think that when I use my regular dildo, I have a shorter, not to intense climax… more like a “quicky” one! But when I indulge in my rabbit vibrator, it seems to be more long-lasting and stronger. But when I have some extra time on my hands and want to experience an earthquake like orgasm, I use a butt plug together with my rabbit vibe.

You just “have” to check out all of them!

If you haven’t done that before, I strongly urge you to check it out! It’s absolute orgasm paradise!!! I’m always looking for ways to replace my latest orgasm with an even stronger one, if that’s at all possible! And I tell you, I just found out there is! I’ve always wanted to check out female pumps. You know… those ones you put over your breast, or over the vagina! I’ve heard that they supposedly makes your erogenous zones much more sensitive… plus totally alerts your sexual stimulation, both during and afterward!

I went on the adult internet to check out a few different pumps and what they had to say about them! I found them in the “Pumps” section, under “Breast and Nipple Pumps” or just breast pumps and “Vaginal Pumps”, or pussy pumps! I didn’t realize there where that many different looking pumps. All kinds made from different materials, different shapes and colors! They actually looked quite sexually attractive to me and I couldn’t wait to order one! And with all these pumps, there must be women just like me out there, who has a demands for such sex gadgets. I guess, I’m trying to make myself look less weird for some reason!

Better than the rabbit vibe and butt plug together!

I got one called the “Butterfly Clitoral Pump” for $24.92 plus a breast and nipple pump called “Vibrating Nipple Pumps” for $27.23 which sounded real interesting too! I couldn’t wait for them to arrive, so I could test them out, to see if they would bring on even stronger and better orgasms! When they finally arrive, I was already to go! First a glass of vino, to get in the sexy mood and then I started to pump my little heart out!

I tried on the vibrating nipple pump first and that felt absolutely fantastic. I could feel it start tingling, down there! So I decided to try the clit pump to see… that if I wore them together,  it would make my pussy throb and tingle even more. And boy, did it get truly sexually exciting! This is the first time ever, I’ve been able to reach an orgasm, without any kind of vaginal or anal penetration! And the orgasm I had, was completely different feeling from the other once I usually enjoy! This one felt so totally natural, so completely noninvasive, so non-probing… it felt like I’d entered the gates, of orgasm heaven!

My Mistress Plus-size Corset with Strap-on Dildo… was the “BOMB”!

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

I’m a big girl who likes to indulge in lesbo women that enjoys a bit of bondage play, mixed into their love making! It’s hard to find plus-size, sexy lingerie and especially mistress, sexy lingerie and when I find it, I get both thrilled and elated every time! But when I ran upon the plus-sized corset, with a strap-on dildo attached to it, I was as excited as anyone could be!

I’ll be the center of attention!

I belong to a group of lesbian girls who like to indulge in bondage play and we get together about once a month, to act out all of our fetish fantasies! But unfortunately, I’m the only chick that’s a bit on the chunky side and all the other girls are tall and really slender in stature! It’s my fault though, because I like to surround myself with only the skinniest of lesbians… they’ve always been a huge turn-on to me! Therefore, when all the sex action starts, I’m the one which the other girls are less drawn too!

I just have to describe it detail to you, so you understand how fantastic looking this mistress outfit is! It comes in black, soft PVC and has a sexy lace-up, crotchless corset that’s laced up in both the front and the back… so it can be adjusted to fit snug and tight! It also comes with black fishnet stockings, plus a satin love blindfold and some samples of of the greatest smelling lube and toy cleaners! The black matching dong, is made from phthalate-free rubber and can be removed, if you so choose!

Those days are long gone for sure!

I couldn’t wait for our upcoming, monthly get together to happen, so I could surprise them all with my new, very eye catching mistress outfit! Actually, when I tried it on the first time, it was a bit tight, so I was definitely encouraged to lose some weight! And after I lost a few pounds and tried it on again, I looked so amazingly great in it, I literally turned myself on! Hopefully, this was going to get all their attention and I would finally be the star attraction, I so longed to be!

That evening I wore a new coat which they all thought I was showing off to them… not realizing that what I was wearing underneath, was gong to be the featured show-case attraction, of the evening! I kind of just sat back for a while and watched all the sex action begin, like usual! But after about twenty minutes, when the lesbo action was getting really hot, I stood up and flashed my outfit for a couple of seconds!

Oh man… all their eyes where on me!

First one of the girls looked up and then she started to alert all the others, to get their attention my way! One after the other lit up like candles, with big, fascinated smiles of their faces and quickly began to flock around me! They all wanted me to flash them again, so they could get a good look at what I was wearing! After that last flashing, they tore the coat off, of me and lined up to have me fuck them, like good little slave girls should!

I’d finally reached center stage and the other two mistresses, had to step back for once! I was the queen bee and all my little work bees, where stuck on me, like glue on paper! They took turns wearing the blindfold and rubbing each other with the aroma scented lotions. I don’t think I have to tell you, but this was the best night ever… playing lesbo bondage games, with my fellow ladies in crime!

Glow in the Dark Body Paint Brought Back the Psychedelic 60′s!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

It’s hard to come up with fun and exciting birthday presents, especially now when my husband is out of work and the bank accounts are empty! But I was brought up, never to give in or give up! My parents always used to quote Sam Waldon’s saying… you have to keep on walking, until you reach the last mile… meaning that most people always think they reached the last mile already and therefore give up! I also like this quote my dad used to say, when we where extra depressed… If you’re in hell, don’t stop… just keep on walking! He’s dead now, but I keep those words close to my heart!

A little imagination goes a long way!

I’ve always had a wild imagination and was caught over exaggerating or even lying sometimes, when telling my parents about my daily adventures! But this time I was going to put it to good use and make up the best, most adventures birthday ever! And I thought, since we’re still very active in the bedroom, why not make up a sex adventure of the erotic kind! Not that we’re wild and crazy when it comes to sex, by all means… but I could still make it quite naughty!

We both grow up in the 60′s and experimented with some psychedelic drugs which most of the kids we hung out with did. Most being pot or hashish which would bring on some colorful episodes of deep conversations plus wild and crazy love making at times! Ofcourse, those days are long gone, but if I could bring those days back, if only for one evening… I think he’ll be really happy! So, I let my imagination flow and this is what I came up with!!!

Black light sexy body paining!

I haven’t been on the adult internet for ages. But boy, was I pleasantly surprised over all the fantastic sex toys, they offer now! I literally spent hours, just checking out tons of different sex gadgets, one more unique and inventive looking then the other. But that’s not really for us and when I was about to click the go back key, I saw something called “Body Paints“! And when I landed on the “Black Lite Body Paint Kit”… now that was something, I could definitely work with!

The unassuming beginning… act one!

I started to plan the intriguing scenario, with all the small details! It all had to fit like a well written screenplay, with an unassuming beginning a dick raising middle and that perfect, wild and crazy love-making end! So, this is how it panned out! I begun his birthday evening with his favorite dinner and his favorite Chianti and acted like, this was the extent of the birthday party. And to throw him for an extra loop, I gave him his birthday present, in the thrilling shape of a shirt box!

The dick raising middle… act two!

I’d used my sexy body paint to decorate my body with, earlier that day. The theme was totally “Flower Power” inspired ofcourse, with lots of big flowers and all the colors the body paint kit provided! I literally looked like Walt Disney had thrown up allover me, when I checked myself out, in the black light!! But as you know, none of the paint would show up, until I walked into the bedroom and turned on the black light bulb!

I kind of yawned a bit, to give him the clue that maybe it was time to retire for the evening! And as he dragged himself into the bedroom, looking a whole lot disappointed, the words of “our song” filled the room! If you’re going to San Fransisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair…it’s by Scott Mackenzie … maybe you’ve heard it! And when he turned on the lights, there I stood on the bed, in all my colorful, naked glory… wiggling my arms and ass to the music, in the most psychedelic way!

The perfect wild and crazy love-making end… act three!

I told him to rip his clothes off, so I could paint his body too! I wrote happy birthday all over him and kissed his body, with every paint stroke I made! After I was done, we stood in front of the mirror hand in hand, just admiring each other! It totally felt like we where back in the 60′s acting all wild and crazy, like we use to in our late teenage years! He couldn’t keep his hands off, of me that whole night. And we broke our love-making record… by two whole times! Not to puny for and old, but very loving, very happy couple! We had a love-making encore, the next morning which started with sensuous licking and nibbling. I had just remembered that the body paint was edible too!

“Alladin” the Perfect 3 in One Wonder of a Vibrator!

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

When Alladin opened his treasure box this time, it contained one of the most erotically enticing, female sex toy ever! This perfect 3 in one wonder of a vibrator, has it all! Before… when you wanted clitoral, vaginal and anal penetration, you usually had to get out two or more sex toys, to get all that great stimulation!

But with this ingenious put together sex toy, you have it all simultaneously, in just one convenient one!!! Also, this solo female sex toy is so incredible soft and flexible… you can choose which combination of shafts, is the one or two most desirable at the time… without using another! This 3 in one vibrator also has the most fantastic, new and improved “chestnut 11 vibe”! It’s seven functions vibes are 100% reliable and is guaranteed to never let you down, when it counts!

Have one or all the erogenous zones stimulated simultaneously!

When female sex toys became popular, women where first introduced to a regular penis shaped dildo which had it’s place, for the time being! But as their popularity grow, so was the demands for better and more exciting female sex gadgets! That’s when the vibrator was introduced and women who indulged in them, swore by their efficiency and the wonderful orgasms they provided!

Lots of women who’s been sexually active for years and have had difficult times, in reaching orgasms through intercourse… now found a much easier, much more satisfying way of experiencing intense, long-lasting climaxes! But as you know, us women will always strive for better and more advanced sex toys… and that’s when the ever beloved, Rabbit Vibrator was invented!

The Rabbit Vibrator brought orgasms to new highs!

And when the Rabbit vibrator hit the market, all the women who indulged in female sex toys, where absolutely elated! Because this wonderful, new vibrator did not only offer vaginal pleasures, it also offered clitoral pleasures at the same time! And the combination of the two, made having an orgasms, even faster and more satisfying!

And I tell you, I didn’t even know that having your anus stimulated too, together with the vaginal and clitoris stimulation, was going to bring out the ultimate in orgasms ever! So when the triple stimulator was introduced, I just couldn’t believe the earthquake like, climaxes you could reach! It truly brings tears to my eyes, when I think about women throughout the world… especially women from the Arab states and other undeveloped countries,…who are denied access to female sex toys and all the fantastic, sexual rewards they bring!

Did you know more women reach orgasms through solo-play!

It’s a proven fact that more women reach orgasms through hand masturbating and though the use of sex gadgets, of all sorts! Therefore, when religious groups and other organizations are so damn against sex toys and the porn industry over all… do a total injustice, to both young and old females alike. Telling them it’s a sin or otherwise ungodly deed, to indulge and appreciate the true value of a female sex toy, is to me a crime!

Just think about all the wonderful things, sex toys can bring. Take for example, male and female sex dolls which can provide a sex life, to all the mentally challenged people of our society! Through sex dolls, everyone can have a sexual experience which are to some forever denied, because of either mental or physical challenges! And if you don’t believe that the sex industry is the cause of bringing tons of people, lots of happiness and satisfaction… you’re still burying your head in the sand, just like the ostrich does, when it gets scared of bewildered!

Hands Up for this Chockingly Handy Sex Toy/Prank Device!

Monday, November 16th, 2009

I just love to play pranks and chock my surroundings, as much as I possibly can… especially my immediate family! Most of my family and friends are used to me and my revoltingly, disgusting pranks and has actually grown quite bored… and even quite angry on occasions with me, to say the least! I love bloody, gory pranks, and most of my pranks is usually me cutting myself or losing a limb… something along those lines! But trust me, the sight of real blood, causes me to faint, every time I get near it, especially my own!!!

I’m single and I love my sex toys!

At least a couple of times a month, I go and check out my favorite online female sex toys sites, to see if something new and unique has been added! Usually I go to see what’s new in the vibrators department, especially the rabbit vibes! But this time I noticed a totally new category, I hadn’t seen before called “unusual vibrators” which got my full attention! There where tons of odd looking vibrators, some which you couldn’t even tell they where vibrators! They looked more like works of art that could be put on a coffee table as a controversial, conversation piece!

But man, when I came upon the “Bad Seed Ez Bend Double Shocker 7x” I knew my prayers had been answered! It was a vibrator shaped like a mans hand! His thumb for the clit, the point and index finger for the vagina and the pinkie, for the stinky hole! The ring finger, is just folded down, I guess to make needed space! It has 7 different vibrating functions, of individual, triple stimulation! Not only could I have a lot of sexual solo play with this one. Just imagine how my head started spinning, over all the incredibly chocking pranks I could come up with… with this unbelievably fantastic, sex toy/prank device ever!

It was the perfect sex toy plus chocking prank device combined!

I couldn’t wait to get my hands on this really unique, sex gadget! Not only did I want to check it out, for its erotically satisfying value… I also couldn’t wait to come up with the nastiest, most chocking prank ever! It was a bit on the expensive side, but nothing was going to keep me from buying it… even if I had to give up a few dinners, to afford it! Which I did. But now I’m the proud owner of my totally life-like, realistic feeling masturbating “hand sex toy”! It felt completely different from my other vibrators which is easily understood, just look at the shape of it! But I tell you, this vibrating hand sex toy was both as sexually entertaining for the eyes, as well as your private parts down there!

Now to the prank… probably my last one!

As I was masturbating with it in the tub, I came up with the greatest prank ever, to pull on my family! It would probably be the last one, I’ll get away with… without them killing me first! So here it goes! I decided to call one of my most gullible, unsuspecting sisters to come over to feed my cat, since I was going to be out of town for the weekend! I wasn’t ofcourse! I’d emerged the hand in the bag of dry cat food and closed it up! I’d also added a bit of sticky, fake blood I had left over from Halloween, to make it extra realistic!

Then I hid behind the kitchen counter and waited for her arrival! Oh, I forgot to mention that a few days earlier, the police had found some human body parts in downtown LA… so I knew she was already freaken out a bit, since we live not to far away from there! I heard my front door open and steps going towards the kitchen. And as she opened up the bag of cat food and stuck her hand inside, her blood curling scream almost got me rattled, it was so frightening real! Well, as I told you, this was probably going to be my last prank and I was right! My whole family thought it was in real bad taste and didn’t speak to me for a whole month! But I tell you, to see that totally scared look on her face, was to me the funniest thing ever! From now on, I’ll better just use it for my own entertainment!

Remote Control, Inflatable and Portable Love Lounge with Sex Machine!

Friday, November 13th, 2009

You’ll absolutely go nuts when you see this incredibly exciting, totally new… remote control, inflatable and portable, love lounger! Or should I come directly to the point and just call it… the ultimate of sex furniture and sex machines! Just check this out!!! All you do is inflate it, position yourself… then strap your legs and arms in, activate the remote control and start the most fantastic, most erotically enticing ride of your life! You can either enjoy this fantastic sex invention alone, or together with your lover! Or if you’ve ever wanted to be part of a threesome… “you and two guys”, but never dared too… this is the closest you’re ever gonna get to it, for sure!!!

It’ll please all kinds of sex!

Take a look at the picture, because it’s a bit hard to put this love lounge into words. You can see that at the end of the bondage furniture lounge, there’s the sex machine part where the dildo is mounted onto. It can be positioned for a lazy “doggy style” encounter with the straps on, or regular doggy style, without the straps! You can also turn it to an upward position, for some on top, deep penetrating pussy or anal action! Or if your lover is with you, you can tie each other up and create lots of great sex positions together! How about indulging in some make believe threesome action, of the utmost thrilling kind! Oh also, the sex machine part can be removed from the love lounger as well, so you can play with it, wherever you choose!

This really comfortable, sleek vinyl lounge, can quickly be inflated and will hold up to 300 pounds of tough, raunchy sex play, either alone or for the two of you together! So let all the fun begin with a push of the button, to activate the remote control, so the sex machine on your love lounge can come alive! Enjoy deep, satisfying in and out…up and down, sensuous thrusts, with every gratifying, erotically intensifying stroke!

It comes with great sex toys too!

You’ll also receive some great additional sex toys! It includes one regular dildo, one vibrator and one G-spot vibrator. Plus a satin blindfold mask, a leather cat o’nine tail whip, a feather tickler, some hot wax candles, a bottle of antibacterial toy cleaner, some wonderful personal lubricants and last but no least, a foot pump! It requires eight (8) C batteries which aren’t included, so make sure you have those handy! The batteries for the remote control, is included though!

I already checked out the inflatable bondage chair and bondage bed/mattress and those are really great, when indulging in all kinds of bondage fun. But this one is completely different, since it offers solo play, where you can indulge in the sex machine all by yourself… or if you wish, together with your lover! Plus I love the fact that it gives the chance for women and/or men, to find out what indulging in a threesome, is all about… only the make believe kind, ofcourse!

I Demand for All My Lovers to Wear Scary Looking Cockrings!

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

I’m an absolute sucker for cock rings… all kinds of cock rings and demand that every man who wants to have sex with me, wears one! Obviously I’m a single girl, who gets around plenty which puts me in the position of having my demands met… at least, I convince myself of that! I figured out that when men wear a cockring, the cock gets much bigger and the love making last much longer! I absolutely hate premature ejaculations and this way I make sure, nothing like that ever happens! I’m a selfish bitch that knows what she wants, but these horny guys I meet up with, gets what they want too… right!!!

I probably have the largest collection of cockrings around!

The last time I counted, I had over 50 different cock rings! And believe me, there’s a very good reason why I have them! Most guys that I hook up with, are a bit nervous making love to me for the first time which is completely understandable! They have a tendency not to get hard, or stay hard for a long time which puts me in a really bad mood, right away. And I tell you, it makes me turn into a total bitch when they say, they don’t need any kind of stamina enhancing, sex gadgets to perform… which usually turns out to be completely wrong!

Well, I have to mention though that it takes me at least an hour to reach an orgasm. And once they find out I’m one of those women, they usually change their mind and slide on, one of my cockrings!!! I usually bring out my whole cock ring collection and let them pick the one they like. But like I said, I’m a bit of a naughty girl, so I always try to lure them into the one that I would fancy him to wear the most!

I like the scary looking ones the best!

If the guy is adamant about wearing just a regular, innocent looking cock ring, I usually go along with it. But I probably won’t see him any more after that! I like the guy who’s adventurous and gutsy… one who wants to try out one of my vibrating cockrings, or my favorite “5 Ring Gates of Hell”. Or how about the “Ear Twin Rabbit Cock Ring”, with little monstrous jaws on the sides of it! When he penetrates me, wearing the last one I mentioned, it’s like turning him into a human vibrator! I also love my unique cock rings, especially the one who’s got some butt action attached to it! It’s called a “Double Penetrator Ultimate Cockring” and boy… this one brings on the most earth shattering orgasms ever!

The guy who puts on the “5 Gates of Hell” is my definite favorite lover though! The cold metal rings, (five in a row) makes me feel like I’m fucking one of King Arthur’s five Knights, of the round table! Yeah that guy, is definitely a keeper! Anyway, you might think I’m a bit loony! But I love to be in charge of my sexual encounters… who else is going to make sure, they always turn out to be the greatest ones ever!!!

Adult Wind Up Toys makes Your Friends Act All Naughty!

Monday, November 9th, 2009

If you want to have the best bachelorette party ever, just do what I did! It really doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor… or how much or little money you spend on the party! I’ve been to the most lavish bachelorette parties and to the most cheap ones… but the one that I put together, was by far the best one, of them all… if I may say so! And that says a lot, if you count all the bachelorette parties, I’ve attended over the years!

Forget all the usual party stuff!

Forget about all the same old party games, featured at every single bachelorette party! You know, all the little stupid games like pin the penis and the “been there, done that” boring scavenger hunts! Or all those penis shaped cups, candles, decorations and most of all that over rated, male stripper! No, no, no that’s not where it’s at anymore… plus it’s totally boring! Now, check this out instead!!! I’d made up my own little bachelorette game which involves the funniest, cutest “adult wind up toys” ever!

First I went on the adult internet, under party gag gifts and in the section featuring all kinds of adult wind up toys… I found a bunch of really great ones! I picked the “wind up beatin’ Barack” toy, where he jerks himself off! Then the “wind up macho man”, the “wind up blowjob”, the “wind up masturbating monkey”, the “wind up walking flasher” , the wind up Santa Clause jerk off toy” and finally the ” wind up cocky copper-jerk off” toy!

This is how it all went down!

I had tons of liquor ofcourse! That’s one of the “must” keep traditions, I’m not ready to give up on yet! And now to the little game, I’d put together! First I glued all the wind up toys onto a large plate and in the middle, I’d made an arrow that you could spin! Then I covered all the toys with handkerchiefs, so no one but you could see which and what kind of wind up toy you landed on!

After landing on one after spinning the arrow, you would then carefully look under the handkerchief, so no one could see which and what kind of wind up toy it was! Then you had to act out, using all of your body parts… without saying a word, what the toy is doing and what kind of occupation it has! I strongly suggest that you wait until all the participants are really drunk. You have to work up your nerve a bit, because it gets pretty sexually graphic at times!

I’d never seen my friends act this naughty before!

Well I guess you can just imagine, how hysterically funny they all looked, trying to describe the wind up toys, by only acting it out! And the girl that landed on the Barack wind up toy, was truly the best one, watching her desperately trying to act like President Obama, while he’s jerking off! Those who landed on the “wind up blow job”, where really fun to watch too… well actually, they where all hysterically funny! And once the guessing participants figured out which wind up toy it was, you’d remove the handkerchief and wind up the toy, to compare the toy’s performance to hers!

The Ultimate in Inflatable Bondage Chairs and Bondage Beds!

Friday, November 6th, 2009

I think most people have off and on thought about bondage and fetish and the way it would feel, being tied up to a bed or a chair! Some of us have already checked it out, by letting our lover have the honor of tying us up! But sometimes getting those straps out, then finding a perfect place to tie them onto and be comfortable… can be a quick turn-off! But here’s a perfect solution to all these snags, by getting an inflatable bondage chair or how about a whole inflatable bondage bed/mattress, if you have the budget for it!

This is how the inflatable bondage chair works!

First, this bondage chair is really cheap, only $28.88 which most can afford! Secondly, what’s really great about it, is that when you’re done using it, all you do is deflate it! It’ll fit under your bed or in the closet with ease! Try to have a great pump, like a foot or an electrical pump, since it takes quite a lot of air, to pump it up! You don’t want to be all tired before the bondage fun starts… right!!!

Once you have it pumped up and ready to go, you’ll have your willing participant sit in it. Fasten the wrist set and the above elbow set first and if that feels comfortable, you can fasten the ankle sets too! You have to make sure everyone are really okay, with what’s happening before you continue! The above elbow set is there to hold your lover back in the seat, but if you want him or her to lean forward, just release those! It comes with a free blindfold, if the person wants to be blindfolded as well!

This is how the inflatable bondage bed/mattress works!

Like I said before, it can be cumbersome to find suitable places to tie your partner down to, on your regular bed. But when you get the inflatable bondage bed, all those little annoying problems are long gone! This queen sized mattress is made from water-resistant, cozy flocked vinyl and is slightly slanted for the utmost of comfort! It has 8 position handles and 13 multi-purpose eyelets… which makes it possible to create endless of indulging, erotically arousing sex positions!

It has 4 adjustable cuffs and 4 adjustable tethers, each which can be connected to the eyelets… to form all kinds of exciting, elaborate restraint combinations! Plus it also comes with “bondage tape”, a “waterproof mini-massager”, a pair of “nipple clamp’s”, a “feather streamer”, a ‘”hollow strap-on dildo”, a “ball gag”, a “paddle”, a “satin blindfold”, some “hot wax candles”, a bottle of great “moist lubricants” a bottle of “toy cleaner”and a foot pump! I know this bed is a bit on the expensive side, around $250, but with all these extra bondage sex toys, those makes up for it a bit!

I’ve checked out the chair plus the bed… and they are great!

These bondage furniture are very, well made and extra sturdy. The bed and chair holds over 550 lbs which are sure to withhold all kinds of heavy duty, porn action! All the straps a fury and comfortable and are easy to tie on and take off! So, what are you waiting for!!! Either get your inflatable bondage chair and start all the bondage fun… you’ll instantly receive form this clever, little sex toy device! Or indulge big, in a more expensive, lavish bed/mattress, with all the different complimentary bondage sex toys! Oh, I forgot to mention that the bed also turns into a regular inflatable mattress, with a built-in comfy pillow, for overnight guests!

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