Archive for October, 2009

We all need a bit of extra help from time to time… at least I do!!! My girlfriend is a complete nymph and she likes to have sex, at least twice a day! One quicky in the morning, before work and a more serious fuck session at night, with extensive foreplay and all! Believe me, when we first met, I thought I struck gold and believed myself to be the luckiest man alive! But after a few years, it sometimes became more, a task of hard labor… worrying about getting a raging hard-on, the way she expected and demanded it to be!

I needed to stay her Knight in Shining Armor!

Turning this horny chick of mine down, might work in the morning, but when night time falls, she’s expecting the royal fuck of the century, from her Knight in Shining Armor! Off and on, I would get so damn nervous… it could literally ruin my whole day, just thinking about not being able to get it up, at a moments notice! I needed some help, pronto!!! That’s when a colleague of mine, suggested to check out some sex toys sites on the internet and he guaranteed me… I’ll be able to find something suitable right away!

I hadn’t quite worked out in my mind what I wanted and needed. But when I saw the humongous amount of male sex toys and devices available, I felt like a new and inspired man again! And when I came upon the section on penis pumps, I drew a breath of relief… because I knew, this was the perfect sex gadget aid for me! There where hundreds of penis enlargement systems to choose from, so it took me while to find, what I thought would work the best for me!

I found the perfect sex device for me!

All of them looked pretty much the same, but there was one that stood out! It was the “Knights of 1.000 Pleasures”! Not only did it have the pump to increase the size of your dick. It also had a strap-on, hallow dildo which you insert your penis into! Remember how I told you that she wants me to have an instant raging hard-on, ready and waiting for her! But like a said, sometimes the pressures of performing, gets me so freaken nervous, I’ll go totally limp just thinking about it!

There in all it’s glory… was my perfect solution! While I would fuck her with the hallow dildo, I could be pumping away! And when I was big and ready for her, I’ll slip it off and she could enjoy the real thing! And you know what… she always wants to make love in the dark which used to bother me. She thinks she horribly overweight and is embarrasses over her plump body, but obviously that would work out great for me now, since she couldn’t see what I was up too!

Man… did I fool my plump nymph!

I was going to wait for Saturday night which is our evening of over indulging in both good food as well alcoholic beverages! I figured that if she was extra full and extra intoxicated, she wouldn’t notice my “dick switch” in the dark! And that’s exactly what happened! After I carefully slid under the covers with my hollow dildo plus pump contraption and penetrated her with the dong… all I heard was extra loud moaning which instantly told me, she was very pleased with, what was inside her!

First I thought the pumping sound would give me away, but she didn’t even notice it. Actually, the pumping sound was minimal! And when I felt my penis throbbing and aching to burst out of that hollow dildo… I was ready to bury my huge, fat dick… deep inside her juicer than hell, snatch! The pumping sensation was a huge turn-on too which I think, made my dick grow even bigger! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve used it, but it’s for sure a lot! And still, till this day, she’s never said a word about it! It’s gotta be, either she likes it so much… or she doesn’t want to burst my hugely, inflated bubble!

My wife past away a few years ago… oh boy, does it get lonesome at times… and I so terribly miss, everything about her! I miss the smell of her perfume, her constant companionship, her tender touch, her great cocking… and believe it or not… I even miss her constant nagging! But what I miss the most, is the wonderful love making we enjoyed together over the years! I’m way to old and tired to even think about dating, or joining one of those dating services, my friends keeps bugging me about! And I know in my heart, I’ll never be able to find someone just like my darling, sweet Toko!

There was a way I could replace her private parts!

I always spray her favorite perfume around the house which makes me really happy. Off and on I even cock her signature dish which is oriental noodles with roasted chicken… to remind me of her too! But I always seemed to be extra miserable at night, laying there all by myself, in my empty bed. I used to pleasure myself through hand masturbation, but it just wasn’t satisfying at all! There had to be something I could do or find, to ease my pain a bit!

And believe me there is, once I learned about vibrating, female private parts which I found online on a sex toys site, under male sex toys! I instantly knew my troubles where over, right there and then!!! I haven’t mentioned anything about this to my friends… I’m afraid they are gonna think, I’ve gone a bit nutty. But I seriously think that if I can stay active in the love making department… even though it would be through masturbating, maybe I wouldn’t miss her so much! It was definitely worth a try, plus I’m hornier than hell!!!

My wife was a “Tokyo Diva”, just like my knew sex toy!

There where lots of different vibrating pussy and ass sextoys! They even had ones that where molded exactly after famous porn stars, private parts too… those are called “Celebrity vaginas“! But the one that caught my attention, was the “Tokyo Diva Cyberskin Vibrating” pussy and ass sex device. I couldn’t believe it, but the picture of the pretty Japanese girl on the box, almost looked like my wife! And when I saw the the image of the private parts which had that cute, black pubic hair on it, I completely fell in love! I couldn’t wait to order it!!!

After I received the package… I started to prepare roasted chicken with oriental noodles, to fill the house of that wonderful aroma! Plus I sprayed an extra large amount of her favorite perfume, allover the house… especially in the bedroom! I also put on some of our great vacation movies from Japan… to reminisce a bit! We use to go there a lot and one day, maybe I’ll go back there, for one last time! Everything was absolutely perfect for an evening of romance, from all her familiar smells… to her ever so inviting pussy!

It was almost like she’s come alive again!

I sat down in my lazy boy chair, switched on our vacation movies and started to indulge in my “Tokyo Diva”! It felt absolutely fantastic! The vibrating pussy felt really snug and very silky smooth inside! It comes in this new material called cyberskin and I’m not lying when I say… it feels exactly like real skin!!! I loved the vibrating function a great deal too, it made the sex toy come alive! I tell you, it was like my Japanese princess had come back to me… and I can’t wait to see her in heaven soon! But for now I’m very happy with all of her wonderful smells and ofcourse her delightful private parts!

It’s getting harder and harder to find things to do, when you’re stuck at home weekend after weekend, because you don’t have any money to go party with! I tell you, it really tears at your relationship when having to be the money pincher, telling your spouse… there’s no extra money, for just about anything! It kills me to see her this way! I love her so much and she certainly doesn’t deserve this one bit… plus I’m mostly to blame, since I spoiled her rotten, when things where great and the mullah was rolling in! But it just has to be a way, where I can put together at least one night of weekend fun that even my measly budget can allow!

I know she loves to be pampered!

She’s the kind of wife that loves to go and have her hair done, followed with weekly manicures and pedicures. Plus at least once or twice a month, a whole day spa treatments! So, if I can’t buy her all this anymore, doesn’t mean she can’t have it… right!!! I went to my mother and asked her to give me a quicky lesson on how to give a manicure and pedicure! And how hard could it be to polish my wife’s finger and toe nails, in her favorite nail polish color??? Plus I know how to shampoo her hair, since I’ve already done that a few times!

And when it came to the spa treatment with a facial and a full body massage, I looked for some educational tips, on how to give a great massage! There where tons of great techniques to learn from…like Swedish and Japanese massages plus the directions at these sites, where real easy to follow too! After practicing a bit on her beloved poodle, I felt confident I had perfected my new craft to a thee, after the pleasant responses I got from the dog!

And now for the finishing touches!

My mother told me I also needed some great massage oils which I could rub allover her body, as a nice finishing touch! I checked out a few massage oil sites, but nothing looked attractive to me! So I decided to go and take look at some sex toys sites and see what hey had to offer! And there, suddenly things got much more interesting! Wow, in the sex candles, I found this great “edible body wax candle” which has a chocolate scent plus it tastes like creamy chocolate too! And boy, does my wife love chocolate!

The edible chocolate candle comes in the shape of a heart which I thought was cute and it seemed really easy to work with too! All you have to do, is burn the candle until it’s completely liquefied and then just pour a few drops into the palm of your hand, a gently start rubbing it in! The body wax candle has all natural ingredients too, such as soy bean oil, hemp seed oil, coconut oil, almond oil plus vitamin D! It also comes with a spoon, so you can easily dispense it!

Which me luck!

I could totally tell, my wife knew I was up to something! I guess I had a grin of accomplishment on my face… and I couldn’t wait to start her evening of pampering! Everything went down, even better than I suspected and ever could have wished for! Well, only for a few mishaps, like getting shampoo in her eyes which made her all teary eyed! Oh… I also found out, it’s pretty hard to keep the nail polish just on the nail… instead of all around it too! Boy, it did get a bit messy there for a while, but I thought I did pretty good anyway!

But for those few mishaps, everything went according to plans! And she absolutely loved the edible chocolate candle which she had me lick off, of her entire body! Actually, she acted exactly the way her little poodle did, with all the same pleasant responses! And I didn’t do to badly either! As thanks for my special evening of pampering, she gave me a very pleasant surprise too! I rather not tell you what it was, since it might make my wife look a bit on the extra naught side!

My wife named me the most unromantic husband of the century and she went out of her way, to make me a coffee cup stating that so I wouldn’t ever forget it! I don’t blame her really though… but making romantic moves, makes me feel booth insecure and embarrassed! What if I say or do something romantic that comes out looking stupid and she’ll be laughing at me instead. And you know what… that’s exactly the kind of wife she is! Whenever I go out of my way to do something special, she always ends up complaining or laughing at me! I really don’t know why it gets to me, but that’s how she makes me feel.

This time there will be no complaining…hopefully!!!

But I couldn’t let her get away with this! I do believe, she has some part in having me feel insecure, when it comes to this highly sensitive subject of mine. I began thinking of all the things she likes and I know she loves chocolate… so a nice, large box of Sees candies, would probably make her change her mind a bit. But knowing her, she’ll like it at first, but then she’ll start complaining about me, never doing anything nice in the romantic department and visa verse!

No, under no circumstances was I going to fall for that little scenario of hers again! This time I was going to put a lot of effort into this project and do some research into what “wife’s like mine” really consider a romantic, successful evening! Well, I didn’t know quite how to go about it, so I took the chance to ask some of my work buddies for tips, but no one seemed that interested in helping me out. Most of the suggestions I got where… “get her some flowers or some chocolate or something to shut her up with”, it works for my old lady when she acts up!!!

The adult shops saved my “beat up” ass!

I was way to busy to hit the regular stores and malls, but surfing the internet for some ideas before she got home, would totally work for me! Actually, I decided to go right to the adult stores. If I wanted to find something that both involved sweets and sex… there was my best chance, in finding that perfect combination of the two! Obviously she wasn’t going to go for any body invasive sex toys, like a dildo or butt plug etc…she’s way to prude for that stuff! Even though I think she’d get into sex toys, if I really pressed her on the subject! But lets first start with something she would really like, not what I would really like!

I hit the jack pot with “Strip Chocolate Checkers”!

My instincts took me directly to the sex games departments and there it was; the perfect adult game for her… “Strip Chocolate Checkers”! This game had it all!!! She loves to beat me at any games we ever play, so that will get her in a great mood, then the game has chocolate pieces which will get her in an even greater mood! Plus she’ll love the fact, she can stick me with all the dark chocolate pieces, since she knows I hate dark chocolate! And finally knowing, she has the chance to completely humiliate me, by leaving me butt naked in the end. Trust me… she’ll be totally ecstatic, to say the least!!!

When the strip poker game arrived, I made sure to read all the instructions to have a few ups on her, before we started to play! Inside, there where cards added which depicted great ideas on how to undress and eat the chocolate pieces, in a very sexually arousing way! If there was ever a time to get away with cheating, this was the perfect time! Instead of leaving the cards inside the game for her to see, I read them carefully and followed the instructions to a tee, on how to be extra sexy during the duration of the game! Smart haaa!!!

My coffee cup had mysteriously disappeared!

That following Saturday I surprised her, by having some of her favorite, fragrant candles lit all over the bedroom and I’d set up the strip chocolate checkers, neatly on the bed! I’d also bought her a great, big bouquet of red roses… her absolute favorite! I could immediately tell, on her not to revealing facial expression that she was plenty pleased. For the first time, she didn’t say “one itty bitty” word… and man…that was very rewarding music to my ears!

And when we started the game, I ofcourse let her win most the moves and ate my dreaded dark chocolate, as she had my undress! She was in seventh heaven and could hardly hold back her extreme enthusiasm and complete satisfaction! She was a bit confused over the way I was undressing and eating the chocolate though! But I could tell, I’d succeeded in getting her really horny while watching me be all seductive and what not! Not one peep, not one chuckle, not even one complaint came out of her mouth, the whole evening! And if you wonder how I knew, she was really excited and horny… her pussy was like the Niagara Falls, when we made love that night! And you know what… that coffee cup had mysteriously disappeared, when I went looking for it the next morning! Mission accomplished!!!

Playing all kinds of games, either it’s card, board or sex games… they all bring tons of fun, both together with our friends, or playing just the two of us! I’m actually called the ultimate “game freak” by all our friends, but they love to come over on Saturday nights, to play the new game I found! Plus they always know, it’s a really fun one with lots of mind and body twisting turns and innuendos!

This game was just for the two of us!

It’s getting a little expensive to have our friends over almost every weekend, playing a new game and socialize a bit! It doesn’t seem to matter how much I give little hints, on bringing their own wine and drinks… not that they don’t do! It just that the stuff they bring, never last long enough and they always start dipping into my supplies, way before the evening is over! So this time, when I was looking for a new game to play, I decided it was going to be one, just for me and my husband… alone!!!

When I look for different games, I usually go on the internet, to stores like Game Town etc. But for some reason I wanted to check out one of those porn sites, to see if they had some interesting sex games! I’ve never really played a sex game with my husband before, well once we played a board game which had dice you rolled… and wherever you landed, you had to do what ever the card said! It was really innocent though, just some kissing or massaging.

The Adult sites had lots of fun sex games!

There was a bunch of sex games to choose from, like fun board and card games, but when I saw something called “sexy body paint” games, it really got my attention! Especially this one called “Hot Spot – The Body Paint Game” which sounded very romantic, plus a bit erotic too! Listen to this!!! The edible body paint comes in three colors… red for really hot spots, orange for moderate hot spots and blue paint for cold, non erotic spots on your body! It comes with 1 spinner and one paint brush plus the paint is edible… the red is strawberry flavored, the orange is orange flavored and the blue, is blueberry flavored!

All you do, is get undressed and lay down on your bed… I put some towels over the bedspread, not that the paint will stain or anything… but my husband is a bit of a clean freak, so that made it less nervy for him! And then you take turns painting red spots, where you think your partner gets the most sexual stimulation from! Orange spots, for places not so erotic and finally blue spots, for totally non-sexually enticing areas!

The hot spot body paint game taught us a lot about each other!

We didn’t paint spots on all the obvious hot spots, like on and around the penis and vagina. Instead we painted spots on areas that we thought the other person might like! And boy, did I find out, about a lot of spots I thought he liked to be kissed and licked at… wasn’t even close to what turned him on! Such as the back of his ears and his earlobes which I had painted red… turned out to be totally blue, cold spots for him!

And check this out, he had painted cold, blue spots around my ears, which are totally red, hot spots for me! So where you love to be touched, doesn’t necessarily mean the other one does… which kind of make sense, if you think about it! I tell you, we had the best time learning and licking hot plus cold spots allover our bodies. Actually, when we gave the other one the chance, to really get into licking the not so hot spots… after a while they became quite pleasurable! Great game and I highly recommend it, for both it’s educational as well as it’s sex entertainment value…plus the unbeatable prize too!!!

I’ve gone to so many bachelorette parties over the years my head start spinning, just thinking about coming up with a present, the “bride-to-be” will both love and have use for! When I had my party, all I got was a bunch of stupid, novelty stuff that the girls thought where hilarious and where totally laughing at me, at my expense… but nothing I could ever have any use for! Why spend money that way, especially when times are really tough right now! Besides, I really like this girl, so I’m gonna find something extra nice! And if it’s to expensive, maybe I can get the other girls to go in on it!

Shopping online is the way to go!

I do almost all my personal shopping online now a day! I few years ago, I hardly did any, but once I started buying online, I found it to be much easier and less time consuming! You can sit back and take your time browsing through the different stuff your looking for, without having sales people bugging you! Anyway, before I started searching for something special, I had to decide what to look for first!

After brain storming for a while, I seemed to be stuck on getting nice candles, romantic, intimate lotions and bubble baths, but it all seemed a bit boring! And then I remembered that at my bachelorette party, I’d gotten some really cheap, nasty looking female sex toys. But instead of getting sex toys that everyone would be laughing over… how about getting some that both she and her hubby to be, could really appreciate and enjoy together!

I found the perfect gift in a sex toys shop!

I found lots of sex toys stores online and started to surf through their inventory! They offer tons of different sex toys ofcourse! But I already had in mind that a bunch of different male and female sex toys, neatly put together in a nice package, was the way to go! And under the section for vibrator kits, I found exactly what I was looking for!

It’s called the “Party Girl Toys in the Bag” and it had most everything, for a night of romance and pleasure! It had a vibrator with two sleeves, a string of vibrating anal beads, a vibrating anal bullet, some pleasure balls, a vibrating cock ring and some flavored lubrication! And best of all, the different sex toys came in the greatest looking bag ever! The bag was shaped like a French olden days, pink corset, with black tie strings and handles! It came in black too, but I thought she’d like the pink one better! Plus the prize for all that, was only $55.00!!!

I’m totally gonna out do all the other party goers!

Actually I liked it so much, I got one for myself too, but in black, in case she really didn’t like the one in pink! For the first time in years, I was literally looking forward going to a bachelorette party! Oh, by the way, I’d also gone to a section for gag gifts and found some fun wrapping paper depicting gorgeous, naked hunks allover it which I knew the girls would like a lot! But the party wasn’t for another week and I found myself steering at the two bags full of sex toys, until I couldn’t resist it any longer!!!

I pored myself a drink, put on a porn video, (my last boyfriend left it behind) and started to check out all the sex toys! I liked the vibrator, especially because it had those two interchangeable sleeves, which brought on different erotic sensations! Both the bullet and the anal beads where really enticing and exciting too! I’ve never tried vibrating bullets before and together with the vibrator, it was orgasm heaven… here I come, all the way! And the lubricant was really nice too! The cock ring, I’m letting my next boyfriend check out, when ever he comes around!

I guess she’s stuck with the pink bag now!!!

In away I’m kind of happy I checked out all the sex toys, before I gave her the present! Now, I was completely confident that my gift would be the hit of the party, guaranteed! I was so excited, when finally the time came for her to open mine and once she opened it… you should have heard the girls yelling, over what a cute bag it was! But when they all realized the inside was filled with a bunch of great sex toys, the yelling hit the roof! It’s such a nice feeling, when everyone just loves your special gift, it makes you feel really special!!!

Having sex with the same old partner, for what sometimes can feel like a hundred years… because all the sex encounters have lost most of it’s originality… and is now, mostly an uneventful, weekly routine! It really doesn’t have to be like that at all, if you start looking into ways of rekindling your boring sex life, a bit! And a great way of doing so, is to check out what’s happening in the sex toy department!

That’s what me and my old hubby did!!!

I know it’s really easy to both get lazy and kind of set in your old sexual routines! But the longer you wait to make any changes, the more you’re gonna find your partner to look old and really sexually boring to you! And we soon realized that if we didn’t re-boost our sex life, it was headed for big trouble! And as we all should know, that if things aren’t great in the love making department, things are usually going south in the whole marriage! At least, that’s how we felt!

We both had watched lots of late night commercial on TV which advertised sex toys and enhancing sex lubes of all kinds. But one night I just said out loud… why don’t we check out some that stuff!!! After a few short second, we found ourselves almost running one another over, getting to the computer first… to log in and find some great sex toys stores! He got there first, so now he was in control of the computer and the sex websites we logged onto… and to my amazement, he went to the bondage section immediately!

Boy, did I find out about some hidden desires!

I was careful not to startle him one bit though, because I couldn’t wait to see what he was going to come up with next!!! And when he went to the restraint section under bondage, my attention was at its utmost peak! As he browsed through several different body restraints, without saying  word… he finally stopped at something called “Neck and Wrist restraints”! Then he just casually said, what do you think about this one?

I was still almost gasping for air but completely held my composure in check and answered him calmly… those restraints looks very erotically interesting to me… what about you??? So, without further discussion he clicked on the item and bought it! Well, I guess I should tell you a bit more to be fair, right! It’s a body restraint which has a neck and two separate wrist cuffs, where either just one can be cuffed or the two people together! When you check out the image, you’ll better understand how it works and what different, exciting sexual positions you can get into!

Our love life was more than rekindled, to say the least!

For the next few days, we where both standing outside waiting for the postman to arrive and when he did… the postman must have thought we where totally crazy, the way fought over that package! This time I was faster than him and got control of our new sex toy. And now it was his turn, to follow my lead. I quickly ran into our bedroom and got undressed as fast as I could and believe me… he wasn’t far behind!

I got the collar around my neck and then had him help me handcuff both my wrists. And just like the picture showed, he handcuffed himself behind me, with his hands right above my vagina, so he had easy access to it! It was the most erotic position we’ve ever been in… and the feeling of being tied up, so close to each other, was completely out of this world, heavenly arousing! He was massaging my clit vigorously and then from behind, he penetrated me, with the biggest, hardest cock ever!

Bondage is from now on our new found sex game!

Never would I ever in my wildest dreams, thought our sex life was going to be rekindled to this extent, when I we first went on the web, looking for new and fun sex toys! And not only did our love making become so much more interesting and sexually gratifying… our whole marriage and the way we viewed each other, completely changed for the better too! Promise me, you and your old time lover check it out… it’s gonna make a world of difference guaranteed!

It always sounds like a great idea to indulge in some romantic sex encounters, “in the shower”! But once you get in the shower, there’s tons of little annoying things that occurs! starting with one of you not getting any of the warm water on you… to tons of slipping and sliding around, from lack of sturdy foot or hand holds to hang onto! And usually after a while, the two of you are so aggravated, that raging hard-on and that sweet, honey filled pussy are long over with! Well, it’s the thought that counts and at least, you gave it hell of a try!

All the aggravation is dealt with in one big swoop!

Obviously you’re not the only ones who deals with these re-occurring problems, when you wanna get some sex in the shower started! Because now, check this out… a sex toy manufacturer has come up with some great shower sex handles, which instantly solves all of the slipping and sliding problems, once and for all!

First there’s the “Sex in the shower single locking suction foot rest” which gives you the perfect foot hold in achieving all those great sex positions! It works fantastic for both the “standing missionary” as well as the doggy-style… plus the foot rest also provides optimal angel of entry, for vaginal and anal penetration too! And look at the price… only a measly $11.14!

Add the dual locking suction handle too!

And to make your shower perfect for having fantastic sex encounters in, add the “Dual locking suction handle” too! This large hand, handle has dual lock-down areas, for the utmost in safety control and definitely adds to the number of different sex positions, you can get into! And last but not least, I highly recommend to invest in the “Sex in the shower sexual position cards” too!

The cards are waterproof, so you can read from them while in the shower and they come with a section cup for hands-free reading too! The cards show a loving, attractive couple demonstrating 12 different “shower-ready”, sex positions! The illustration are both sexually alluring as well as easy to mimic… and hopefully will get you some great tips and new, extra erotic, sex positions to try out!

The “Dual Shower Heads” puts the cherry on the cake!

And now, with all these new, great stuff in your shower… there’s still one more, very important part missing! You know how your old shower head, will only spray one person at the time, with warm water! But not so anymore!!! Because when you get the “Dual Shower Heads”, it can be position where the two of you will have streaming, warm water, showering your bodies equally, at the same time!

Needless to say, I’ve already checked out this whole, fantastic setup… and I can’t tell you enough, what a huge difference it made, when indulging in “sex in the shower”! All of a sudden, no more “turn-off” slipping and sliding… and creating lots of fun and really sexually pleasing, sex positions is easier than ever! And all this great stuff for less than 40 bucks… and try to beat that for an evenings entertainment, when everyone’s budget is pretty much in the toilet, right now!!!

If you and your partner have a thing about making love in the shower, you probably know by now, it’s always one that’s left out in the cold, while the other is enjoying a warm shower stream! Taking turns getting under the warm shower head, is a pain too! And taking turns, means changing positions which might have a negative effect, on either partners love making performance! But listen to this, all love-making shower enthusiasts… here’s the perfect answer to your problem!

Dual Shower heads… are here to the rescue!

As you know, there has to be quite a big shower to have room for two separate shower heads and usually those only exist in the movies or in wealthy folks mansions! But unfortunately, all of us don’t have the means for that kind of luxury and have to do without! And when you’re in the mood, for satisfying your lust for sex in the shower, with just one warm stream… we already know the results of that!

So here it goes! What would you say to a dual shower head, in your shower stall! Just check this out…. this shower head has two separate outlets and are wet enough for two, guaranteed!!! All you do is unscrew the old one and put this new one, in its place! Not only does this dual shower head conserve water, you also invite your partner to the luxury of never having to shower alone!

Just imagine how much more sex you can get now!

I’m sure the many times when sudden urges has erupted for sex in the shower, it’s always that fight over… who gets to be under the warm shower stream and who doesn’t! Just fighting over this prospect, can be a huge turn-off to the wettest pussy and biggest, boner ever! So now, just imagine how much more sex you’ll be getting from this day on… with your new, sex enhancing, dual head shower!!!

You’ll find this great sex enhancing, sex gadget in the intimate care section under water sport nozzles! And while you’re at it, get some wonderfully fragrant body care lotions, to make the sex encounter even more enjoyable!

When I was young and every one of my close buddies started dating and eventually had their first-time, sex encounter which was usually with a virgin in my days… I didn’t even get as much as a kiss. I was way to shy to look at a girl, never the less, ask her for a date! I knew the reason why though, I had an oddly shaped penis!

I would have been completely mortified, if a girl caught a glimpse of my odd looking dick and then told everyone in school about it! I didn’t get my courage up to have sex, until I was well into my twenties. And when a girl, finally laid eyes on my strange looking penis… she didn’t show any negative reactions, what so ever! Since that time my shyness and insecurities totally disappeared and I finally felt like a normal fellow!

I never got to have sex with a virgin!

By the time I started to have sex, most of the ladies I dated had lost there virginity a long time ago! Once I tired to pick up a younger girl that I thought, might still be a virgin. But right away, she made it crystal clear, she doesn’t date guys in the same age bracket, as her dear old dad!

I did get an offer though, to have anal sex with a woman who hadn’t had anal sex before, so I guess that could count as screwing a virgin! But after giving it some thought, I realized that woman don’t have an hymen to pop back there, so I turned her down!

Unfortunately my wife wasn’t a virgin either!

I soon realized that I probably should stop looking for a virgin and instead start looking for a lovely, future wife! And when I found her, she wasn’t a virgin of course. I knew once I took the plunge, my chances of nailing a never been touched woman, would be forever gone! But not so fast there, fellow virgin lovers! This isn’t where my quest for virgin pussy ended, by far!

If you can’t go real … go life-like fake!

A few years into my marriage, it was still bugging me, I never got to pop an hymen! Just because I couldn’t have the real thing, why not go fake! At night I secretly started to browse the adult internet and at several sex toys shops I found realistic vaginas, but not one that especially depicted the virgin vagina kind! I’d almost given up on finding a virgin vagina, when all of a sudden it popped out right in front of me, like a sore thumb!

Ahhh… there it was, the male sex toy of my dreams! I was understandably very, very excited to finally be able to lay hands on my virgin vagina, but I had to order it rather quickly… before my bursting nuts, exploded all over the computer screen! I had to wait for the postman to arrive the next day, so I could personally sign for it! I didn’t want my wife to spoil the moment, with lots of questions and what not, about my secret package! It’s okay to have secrets sometimes… don’t you think so too!

My X-Rated First Time Virgin Cyberskin pussy is beyond belief!

Just listen to all… this fantastic sex toy provides! This “X-rated Virgin Cherry Virtual Touch Pussy” supposedly feels exactly like the first time you pop her hymen! The cyberskin material perfectly recreates the sensation of the delicate, never been fucked before, virgin skin! And then the cherry pops, just like it states, when you penetrate her for the first time!

The virgin vagina also has dual entry passages which was great… because now, I had the chance to drill a woman anally too! And I tell you, the inside of both the vaginal and the anal entrance, was so smooth and tight with those, very pleasing ridges they added! I could hardly tell the difference between my wife’s pussy and this one… if it wasn’t for the wonderful tightness, my virgin vagina offered!

And Pop goes the hymen…!

Finally, I had fulfilled my dreams of popping an hymen and I’m so glad I pursued and conquered my ultimate sex fantasy! I haven’t indulged in my virgin vagina again and I probably never will! In my mind, it would kind of take away the one-time experience of screwing a virgin and I like to keep it that way. Even though it was of the fake, but oh so realistic, life-like kind!