Archive for September, 2009

Having multiple partners in your bedroom has been a fantasy to most of us! And if they where twins… that would be the ultimate, in a threesome fantasy come true! But it’s much harder said than done, to make that happen! Some people where lucky enough to conquer that experience in their youth… but seems to be very reluctant sharing, in their memorable moment!

Talking to people who’s been part of a “twins threesome”, always leave you with the “been there, done that” attitude, without offering a whole lot of interesting details! Therefore you’re continuously left with your own imaginary thoughts which makes the urge and longing of wanting to be part of this very special, sexual encounter even bigger!

I been trying to talk my wife into getting her pussy pierced, but she absolutely refuses! I would do it for her, if I was a woman and had a delicious pussy like hers! I’ve even offered to have my penis pierced, but I’m talking to the hand, when ever I bring up the subject! I don’t really know why I’m so damn set, on fucking a pierced pussy! And just thinking about it, gets my dick to harden up right away!

Once I had a girlfriend with the most gorgeous, delectable feet, I’d ever laid eyes on. Her perfect feet had high arches, long slender toes with beautifully shaped, red painted toe nails! I’ve always had a bit of a foot fetish, but when I saw her gorgeous feet, it became a completely full blown one! She knew I absolutely adored her feet and loved to caress, lick and suck those adorable toes, when ever she let me! Sometimes she would actually accused me of liking her feet more than I liked her face, body and even her personality!

I think this is really freaken cool! A rabbit vibrator with a talking head that comes in the MP3 series. It has 32 mega bytes of Ram, USB port and a built in audio recorder with CD quality speaker headphones! Plus the vibrators comes in the highest of quality too. It has a finely sculptured silicone shaft, in the shape of a glorious, wonderful penis… with rotating pearls and multi-function vibrating, pulsating action! Now, how in hell can you go wrong with this clever, little sex gadget!!!

Tired of always trying to find the perfect speed or precise vibration mode in a moments notice, on your vibrators! I always think it’s a huge interruption in my solo play, to either have to look down or even have to remove the vibrator completely, to be able to press the right buttons! Sometimes I get so frustrated trying to find the right speed or vibe button on my rabbit vibrator, I get myself totally turned-off sexually! But a short while ago, all my problems where over in an instant, when I found this voice activated vibrator in a sex toys shop over the internet!

Me and my favorite sex babe, have come up with some insane porn ideas over the years! And thanks to the sex toys industry, they totally make all my crazy sex fantasies materialize… exactly the way I plan them too! And when ever we run out of new and exciting porn ideas, we always access the adult internet and start browsing through sex shops! Every time, at least one store comes true with a totally new and unique sex gadget! And then we send our dirty minds to work, in inventing the best sex fantasies ever!

I’m always looking for new and improved female sex toys! I have to admit, I’m a total sex toy junkie and my closet is literally busting at the seams! One time when I opened my bedroom closet door, I had sex toys falling out, allover the floor! Just imagine if my parents would have been here, witnessing this little embarrassing event of mine! That was definitely a strong indication for me, to arrange my sex gadgets a bit better! Anyway, as I told you… I’m always searching for fun, new sex toys. So when I found this silicone beaded butterfly, I was absolutely elated and undoubtedly tickled to death!

I’ve never had a one-night-stand before and I probably never will again! I’ve always kind of looked down on girls that do. Not only for the reason that they appear like sluts to guys, but also because it’s not safe to make love to a strange guy, you’ve never met before! Who knows where that dick of his has been previously, not to mention what kind of yucky germs he might be carrying around! It’s always better to be safe than sorry, even though those sexual urges are racing around your whole body 24/7! Thank God for my “Mr. BOB”, you know… all girls best friend, the “battery operated boyfriend”! My vibrators surely keeps me out of trouble a lot!

Never thought me and my husband, would get this raunchy in our sex life! But it’s really amazing how inventive and extra creative you can get, when times are hard and your money belt is completely empty! After spending most of our free time in front of the TV for the last six months, one night we just looked at each other and at the same time we both said… it just has to be more to life than this! I went into the kitchen and got some pens and pieces of papers and handed one set to my bored hubby and kept one for myself! Here’s the deal babe… I said! Write down one special thing you like to do over the weekend which doesn’t involve a bunch of money and I’ll do the same! The only specifications where… it had to involve sex!

If you haven’t used this wonderful sex toy called the Rabbit Vibrator, you’re surely missing out on something totally incredible! I thought that my regular vibrator was something really special and I had always been satisfied with its performance! Well actually, tons of years ago I started out with the “plain old dong” which also took care of my sexual needs! So when the vibrating dildo hit the market… I was completely elated about experiencing a whole new erotic sensation! But never in my wildest dreams, did I think they could improve and perfect the “girls best friend” even more!