Archive for September, 2009

Having multiple partners in your bedroom has been a fantasy to most of us! And if they where twins… that would be the ultimate, in a threesome fantasy come true! But it’s much harder said than done, to make that happen! Some people where lucky enough to conquer that experience in their youth… but seems to be very reluctant sharing, in their memorable moment!

Talking to people who’s been part of a “twins threesome”, always leave you with the “been there, done that” attitude, without offering a whole lot of interesting details! Therefore you’re continuously left with your own imaginary thoughts which makes the urge and longing of wanting to be part of this very special, sexual encounter even bigger!

I’ll probably be 80 before I find my “threesome twins”!

Finding twins for a threesome, has almost become an obsession of mine! I know for a certain that my best chance of ever having my sexual fantasy come true, is before I get married! I have a strong feeling, my future wife won’t be to interested in having a threesome! And having it with twins, would probably not be on top of her list of erotic conquest either! My parents are unfortunately also rushing me which makes everything much more stressful! I’m already in my late 30′s and they’re eager for me to marry, so they can have grandchildren! And being their only son, I can’t bring myself to tell them the reason “why”!

Please somebody… I need help!

My best friend, whom I let in on my problem, had a great suggestion a couple of weeks ago! I guess he’s convinced that I’ll never be able to materialize this dream, so what would be the next best thing for me! Finding a sex toy of course… that will help me end, my hunger for twin pussy! First I was a bit skeptic, but after surfing some of the internet sex toys stores, I was amazed over how many different sex gadgets they offer! You could find most anything that would take care of everyone’s special fetish or sexual fantasy!

Finally my search was over!

I found my “Twins Dual Pussy” and Ass” in the “male sex toys” section under “Realistic Vaginas“! It was a bit expensive, about $115.00! But this wasn’t the time to be frugal, if I wanted my dream to come true, even if it wasn’t of the “real live” kind! After waiting and longing for over half of my life and to finally have my sex fantasy come true… was both unbelievably thrilling and extremely exciting, to say the least!

I totally prepared myself mentally, for my threesome encounter! I’ve always been great at creating imaginary situations and this time, I was completely enthralled in my “make belief” play role! I placed my twin girls on the bed and turned down the lights, just enough where I could still see what I was doing! And then I ravished those pussies and asses, like there was no tomorrow!

It couldn’t have turned out better!

I think being so obsessed over having a twin threesome, was so overwhelmingly strong… it made the sensation completely natural and totally realistic! I truly felt like I’d been with the most fabulous twins, in the best threesome ever! And lots of thanks to Doc Johnson Enterprises too, for creating such a fantastic, life-like and realistic feeling sex toy too! I absolutely couldn’t have had this sexual experience without you! I’m also happy to announce that I’m now ready to be married, as soon I find a suitable, life-long counter part! I hope I can get the “real” kind, this time though!

I been trying to talk my wife into getting her pussy pierced, but she absolutely refuses! I would do it for her, if I was a woman and had a delicious pussy like hers! I’ve even offered to have my penis pierced, but I’m talking to the hand, when ever I bring up the subject! I don’t really know why I’m so damn set, on fucking a pierced pussy! And just thinking about it, gets my dick to harden up right away!

I’ve even gone as far, as thinking about hiring a hooker with a pierced pussy. But my wife tells me, our marriage will be over right then and there, if I ever do! Well, I guess it would be a bit selfish to have your marriage dissolved, just over a pierced pussy! But I should never have doubted my wonderful wife, not even for a second. Because guess what I got for my birthday that following month!!!

It was definitely the next best thing!

Hey, hold on there… I know your mind is racing a hundred miles an hour right now! You think my submissive, adoring wife finally gave in and got her pussy pierced for my birthday! Well, not quite! Late that night, when I opened my last birthday gift… I had “Wicked – Carmen’s Pierced pussy” steering back at me instead! She told me she found it in a sex toys shop over the internet under “male sex toys” categorized as “realistic vaginas” or “pussy masturbators“!

Talk about loosing a hard-on real fast!

First I didn’t know what to say and when I looked up and saw her head nodding enthusiastically, urging me on, saying … go ahead birthday boy, go for it!!! I instantly got terribly embarrassed! I’d never masturbated in front of my wife before, especially not with a sex toy and I could feel my penis getting softer and smaller by the second!

Of course her taunting started right away! What’s the matter dear… isn’t this what you’ve been begging me for, for the longest time. Which quickly followed with… what’s happened to the hard-on you always get, just thinking about nailing a pierced pussy! She went on and on like that for a few minutes. But then, all of a sudden, she grabbed my softer than soft dick and gave me the best blow-job of the century! She knew she had to do something drastic, if she wanted the slightest chance to get laid that night!

Best birthday present ever!

By now, my inhibitions where long gone and with a raging hard-on, I proceeded to give my wicked Carmen, the pussy drilling of a life time! I was fucking that pierced pussy so wild and hard, my wife got jealous! I think the combination of screwing that pierced pussy plus having her present, was completely mind-blowing to me! But soon I could literally feel her piercing eyes, going straight through my back.

I quickly realized, I might be having a bit too much fun… and should probably share some of my huge, stiff cock with her! I don’t think I’ve heard my wife moan and groan louder before. And during the whole love making session, she’s continuously complemented me on how big and strong my body is, especially my cock! After this, “the best birthday ever”, I’m actually glad she didn’t get her pussy pierced. This way, was tons more fun. I could never have put all this together, on my own. One thing bothers me though…why do woman always know what’s best for you!!!

Once I had a girlfriend with the most gorgeous, delectable feet, I’d ever laid eyes on. Her perfect feet had high arches, long slender toes with beautifully shaped, red painted toe nails! I’ve always had a bit of a foot fetish, but when I saw her gorgeous feet, it became a completely full blown one! She knew I absolutely adored her feet and loved to caress, lick and suck those adorable toes, when ever she let me! Sometimes she would actually accused me of liking her feet more than I liked her face, body and even her personality!

Well, I guess her face and the rest of her body weren’t as perfect… and I have to admit, her personality wasn’t really great either! But I couldn’t have cared less at the time. Because when she gave me a foot job with those angel feet of hers, time stood still as she rubbed and squeezed the life out of my stiffer than hell cock! But like always, nothing last forever! After a year, she broke up with me and for months I yearned for those sensuous, nut blasting feet of hers!!!

Nothing and no one could replace those feet!

I was looking long and hard, to find a suitable replacement! And strangely enough, the cuter the babe was, the uglier the feet! Could that really be possible! But I soon found out after months of more searching that even the ugly girls, didn’t have such attractive feet either! I guess the feet my x-girlfriend had, where one in a billion! I actually found myself to be terribly depressed, plus my climaxes weren’t that great anymore either! I just had to find those feet again!!!

Justin Joli came to my rescue!

I was a desperate man, looking for relief in all the wrong places, until I finally by accident, stumbled upon the right one! Thank God for the internet and sex toys shops… because that’s where my search promptly ended! Right there, before my eyes… where my angle feet! I couldn’t believe it. They looked exactly like hers with those high arches, cute shaped toes and toe nails! Unfortunately these toe nails where pink instead of red, but I could easily fix that!

I found Justin’s feet in the section called “male sex toys” under “penis strokers“. The feet are made in CyberSkin with dual density technology which creates the best, most ultra realistic, feeling sensation… when you stick your penis between them! The arches felt really firm and smooth and the toes felt very life-like too. Oh and I almost forgot, they where the exact right size…  a perfect size 6!!! I knew now, my perfect foot job was just around the corner!

I finally have my fantastic orgasms back!

It’s amazing how a thing like this, can either have you totally depressed and frustrated… or extremely happy and satisfied! I think that people who are against sex toys, are ignorant and stubborn idiots! They obviously don’t realize how important sex toys are and how much they belong in our society! After all, sex gadgets of some sort, have been around since ancient times! I read somewhere that young ancient girls, where given dildo looking toys to sexually exlpore with, before getting married!

I realize though that this is only a temporary replacement, for the real thing! But for now, Justin’s feet brings me so much happiness and gratification. And not until the real thing comes along… I’m hanging on to these, for dear life! Thanks again Justine and your gorgeous, luscious feet… for wonderful masturbation session that ends in mega sperm deposits, every time I indulge!

I think this is really freaken cool! A rabbit vibrator with a talking head that comes in the MP3 series. It has 32 mega bytes of Ram, USB port and a built in audio recorder with CD quality speaker headphones! Plus the vibrators comes in the highest of quality too. It has a finely sculptured silicone shaft, in the shape of a glorious, wonderful penis… with rotating pearls and multi-function vibrating, pulsating action! Now, how in hell can you go wrong with this clever, little sex gadget!!!

Let this talking rabbit vibe rock your world!

The talking head rabbit vibrator was a bit on the pricey side, about 100 bucks. But sometimes it’s really worth it, to splurge a bit on yourself. Especially now, when my boyfriend has no money to take me places with! Not that I’m going to tell him about my new, secret sex toy. It would only put more salt in his wounds right now, being without a job and what not! Anyway, let’s get back to the talking head rabbit vibe some more! While waiting for it to arrive, I spent my time thinking of what kind of music I should record. And to make it extra interesting, maybe I should integrate it with some talk too!

Then all of a sudden my creative, dirty mind took over and I had this idea of recording my favorite actor, in my favorite movie! If you’ve seen “The Way We Where, with Robert Redford, it’s a part in there when Robert is telling Barbara… how he used to think she was kind of weird, but how he’s now, fallen in love with her! You know, she’s the ugly girl who ends up with the gorgeous, most popular guy on campus! I always was “that weird girl” growing up, but unfortunately my “prince charming” never showed up!

I got the man of my dreams to fulfill my erotic desires!

All my work and planning came out perfectly on tape and now it was time to test it out! With Robert Redford’s face plastered on my mind, I was ready to have some imaginary, one-on-one play! I put the headphones on and turned on my Rabbit vibe! And as I was inserting the rotating, tingling shaft between my throbbing loins and listen to him say, how much he loves me! Man oh man… I was totally in romance, erotic heaven!

This little fantasy project of mine, turned out to be the best masturbation sessions I’ve ever pleasured myself with! It’s amazing how the power of your mind together with your body working in total harmony… can make imaginary, romantic porn wishes become so freaken realistic and completely believable! I really felt like I was in his arms and the world belonged to just him and me… if only for a few short minutes!

Tired of always trying to find the perfect speed or precise vibration mode in a moments notice, on your vibrators! I always think it’s a huge interruption in my solo play, to either have to look down or even have to remove the vibrator completely, to be able to press the right buttons! Sometimes I get so frustrated trying to find the right speed or vibe button on my rabbit vibrator, I get myself totally turned-off sexually! But a short while ago, all my problems where over in an instant, when I found this voice activated vibrator in a sex toys shop over the internet!

Never again will I lose my concentration!

I’m always so amazed over the fact that you can find the perfect sex toy, if you just take the time to look for it! I guess, it must be more woman like me, having complaints with the regular button vibrators and constantly finding themselves totally distracted by them! But thanks to this fantastic voice activated vibrator, all easily distracted women like me out there… will never have to lose their concentration ever again!

So check this out! You can choose from three different kinds of voice activated ones! First you have the “slim & sultry” kind which has a regular looking shaft! Or you can choose the “hunk” one which has a penis shaped shaft. Or get the rabbit vibrator one which has those extra rabbit ears that tickles your clit as well! They all come in my favorite color pink and are made in a soft, smooth PVC plastic material!

My erotic wish is my voice activated vibe’s command!

So now to the really great part, of this cool vibrator! You can program it to your own voice (it’s really easy to do too) with all of your commands! The vibrator will respond to your wishes instantly and all you have to do… is lay back and enjoy 9 uniquely vibrating, rotating, throbbing sensations! And I tell you, it made such a huge difference, not having to worry about pressing the right button at the right time anymore!

Now I can finally excite myself, by only having sexual fantasies on my mind! I feel so much more relaxed which results in much longer-lasting, more intense orgasms every time I indulge! One note though, they are a bit on the expensive side, so make sure you pick the exact one you want! But if you’re totally blown away by this new voice activated vibrator and have the budget for it, get all of them… I did! Best money I ever spent!!!

Me and my favorite sex babe, have come up with some insane porn ideas over the years! And thanks to the sex toys industry, they totally make all my crazy sex fantasies materialize… exactly the way I plan them too! And when ever we run out of new and exciting porn ideas, we always access the adult internet and start browsing through sex shops! Every time, at least one store comes true with a totally new and unique sex gadget! And then we send our dirty minds to work, in inventing the best sex fantasies ever!

What a fantastic sex toy find… this turned out to be!

So like a mentioned, we browse through sex toys shops to find new, exciting sex toys which we can integrate into our sex acts! One time when we where checking out rabbit vibrators, we noticed a rabbit vibe which kind of looked like a regular rabbit vibe. But this one, definitely had something extra added!. And when we looked a bit closer, it had a strap on harness attached! The rabbit vibrator is by far, our ultimate climax performer… but as you know, you have to hold onto it with your hand!

And get this… not long ago, we where trying to figure out, how we could turn the rabbit vibrator into a strap-on one, instead of just using a regular strap-on vibrator! I guess our wishes where heard, because right there before our bulging eyes, it was! And this rabbit vibrator, was way cooler than ours too! It had a rotating neck with pearlescent beads inside which came in lots of different speeds with either a pulsating, or throbbing, or vibrating sensation. Actually it had over 50 different functions, to choose from! It would be virtually impossible, not to find your exact speed and vibe with this one! It also came in our favorite material and color… pink, jelly!

Here comes the best part!

It had comfortable, fully adjustable straps (one size fits most) and the part that holds the vibrator, looked sturdy enough to stay in place, at all times… no matter how rough it would get. Believe me, we’ve given this little guy, quite a work-out at times! I’m sure you’ve figured out, we’re a lesbian couple by now and we love to indulge in all kinds of sex fun! Especially now, when staying home, is about all you can afford!

This became one of our most favorite sex encounters!

So here it goes! This is the sex story we made up, together with our new sex toy! We decided to meet up in a bar, we frequently visit! The catch was though, to act like total strangers to each other and then I would hit on her, to try to pick her up! It really makes it so much more fun, when you totally get into the role playing! And if you take it extra seriously and act like a different person with a different personality, the whole encounter becomes quite realistic!

When we got back to our apartment, I had added a few extra surprises, she didn’t now about! I’d bought a new sexy outfit with a matching blindfold for her wear and then I acted real dominant by ordering her around a bit… kind of like my personal sex slave! I put on the strap-on harness rabbit vibrator and told her to lay back and enjoy the sexual pleasures, she was about to receive!

The best fuck she’s had in a long time!

And man… I could totally tell, she got extremely excited and tremendously juicy down there, when I penetrated her! And when I penetrated her even deeper, so the rabbit ears could touche her clit, she started moaning like crazy! After a few minutes a flipped her over, so the clit massager could give her some butt action too! This was the best fuck and best climax, she’d ever encountered, she revealed to me later! I couldn’t wait for the roles to be reversed next time, so I could have the pleasure of being fucked with our new strap-on Rabbit vibrator too!

I’m always looking for new and improved female sex toys! I have to admit, I’m a total sex toy junkie and my closet is literally busting at the seams! One time when I opened my bedroom closet door, I had sex toys falling out, allover the floor! Just imagine if my parents would have been here, witnessing this little embarrassing event of mine! That was definitely a strong indication for me, to arrange my sex gadgets a bit better! Anyway, as I told you… I’m always searching for fun, new sex toys. So when I found this silicone beaded butterfly, I was absolutely elated and undoubtedly tickled to death!

I just had to add it to my sex toy collection!

As I’m sure you’ve already figured out, I enjoy a multitude assortment of butterfly vibrators as well as rabbit vibrators! They both have unique and totally different levels of bringing on great orgasms and I thoroughly enjoy and crave them equally! Well, I also enjoy my butt plugs, realistic dildos, pleasure beads and what not of course! But this one really caught my attention and I just had to add it to my sex toy collection!

Once I received it, I carefully read everything I could about it. Like what functions and features it has, so I could get the ultimate in sexual gratification! Actually, it’s really a great idea to read up on your new sex toys before you use them! The manufacturer always have something you haven’t heard or thought of before to say. After all, they came up with this sex toy and therefore knows the most about it… right!!!

I’m so damn excited, I can’t wait to tell you all about it!

Listen to all this, this fantastic female sex toy has to offer! Not only do you get the enjoyment you receive from your regular Rabbit vibe… you also get the fluttering sensation, the butterfly vibe gives! The rotating multi-speed and smooth, penis-shaped shaft starts out with a rounded, easy to insert tip… which then flares outwards, into a thrilling ridged neck! Then the shaft gradually descends into the beaded part which has 8 rows of massaging beads. These rotates both clockwise and counter-clockwise, for the ultimate in erogenous stimulation!

And here comes the part, I really like! Right under the beads, there’s where the butterfly attachment is located! The fluttering wings are really spread wide with a large ball-head antenna which reaches both the surrounding erotic areas, as well as the sensitive clitoris! Try to momorize where all the different buttons are located and represent too. Because when you have that down in your head, without having to look… you’ll have a much more enjoyable, sexual experience for sure!

If you don’t find this exciting, you better check for a pulse!

When I was finish reading all this great stuff this new found, best friend of mine offered, I couldn’t wait to give it a go! And I tell you, this combination of the rabbit/butterfly vibrators couldn’t be just a genius stroke of luck! It had to have been carefully researched by very smart, really sex educated female doctors… who knows exactly what a woman’s needs are. I honest to God reached the ultimate in earth shattering, completely debilitating climaxes! You just have to check out this amazing female sex toy, right now! I’ll personally guarantee you, it’ll be the best money you ever spent!!!

I’ve never had a one-night-stand before and I probably never will again! I’ve always kind of looked down on girls that do. Not only for the reason that they appear like sluts to guys, but also because it’s not safe to make love to a strange guy, you’ve never met before! Who knows where that dick of his has been previously, not to mention what kind of yucky germs he might be carrying around! It’s always better to be safe than sorry, even though those sexual urges are racing around your whole body 24/7! Thank God for my “Mr. BOB”, you know… all girls best friend, the “battery operated boyfriend”! My vibrators surely keeps me out of trouble a lot!

He was my knight in shining armor!

But like always, rules are meant to be broken and that’s exactly what I did last Saturday night! Me and my girlfriend went to this new bar, they just opened around the corner from where we live! Well, I guess it’s more like a mini-sports bar, because they had huge screens that where showing all kinds of sporting events! And another thing I noticed… there was an unusually high number of cute guys! We totally felt like two girls in an unattended candy store and everything was up for grabs!

My girlfriend is really beautiful, so she always attract the boys to our table! She’s not the smartest tool in the shed though, so I have the chance to catch a few guys attention with my intellect and outgoing personality. Anyway, a few hours after we arrived and tons of cool studs had been hitting on us… there he was! It was like a bright light surrounded him and I swear to God… I instantly knew he was my knight in shining armor, who was going to sweep me of my feet tonight!

I would have followed him to the moon, if I had to!

I right then and there knew, if it ever was the most perfect time to have my first one-night stand… this was it!!! He walked towards me, without even looking at my girlfriend! His and my eyes where locked in admiration and erotic desires and when he finally got close enough to touch me… his touch felt like burning fire, all over my slightly shaking body! He asked me to dance and when he took me in his arms, I felt completely overwhelmed by emotions, but so, so damn safe at the same time!

Actually after that, everything kind of became a blur! Not because I was drinking to much booze though… I think I was just a young girl, completely blinded by love and sexual desires! Now, here comes the best part of this little romantic interlude! Around midnight he invited me to his apartment and I wasn’t offended a bit. At this time I was ready to follow my dream boy to the moon and further, if I had to!

He turned out to be a sex wizard with a vibrating wand!

When we arrived at his apartment, he tried to show me around. But by now, I was so eager to have sex, I took the liberty to show myself into his bedroom. It was easy to find, since it was a one bedroom place! I swear I have no idea what came over me and I’ve never acted this promiscuous before! I just started ripping his shirt open and all the buttons went flying all over the place. Then with my teeth, I pulled down his pant zipper, like a horny wild cat in heat, completely out of control!

I soon realized that my insane behavior, was having a positive effect on him and he totally took over from then on! He put a fuzzy blindfold over my eyes and instructed me to not make one move, or utter a single word! I could hear some drawers open and some buzzing starting and I instantly knew it was a massager. I could feel his mouth and warm tongue all over my wetter than wet, throbbing vagina while I was listening to the buzzing sound in the background!

The anal stimulation was like being in erotic euphoria!

I was waiting for the shaft to penetrate my pussy, but instead I felt a wonderful tickling sensation entering my anus, one so arousing and exciting I could hardly stand it! I was holding my breath and wishing for my body not to release a premature orgasm! Because what I was experiencing, was the ultimate in sexual gratification! It was like being in a erotic euphoric state which never seemed to end!

It seemed like he knew exactly when the climax was coming and had the skills how to prevent it, by moving the anal vibrator around, in a certain special way! I’m not lying if I tell you that this fantastic sensation went on for at least an hour! And when I finally couldn’t take it anymore and begged him to release my orgasm… it was so strong, so never ending, so fucking blissful!!! I felt I’d died and gone to climax heaven! I knew in that instant, I’ll never see this guy again! So I quickly got up… gathered my clothes and with a completely exhausted smile, excused myself and ran out the front door! Maybe I acted this way, because of feeling intense shame and guilt, as to the sinful way I had both enjoyed and explored my hidden sexual desires!

Never thought me and my husband, would get this raunchy in our sex life! But it’s really amazing how inventive and extra creative you can get, when times are hard and your money belt is completely empty! After spending most of our free time in front of the TV for the last six months, one night we just looked at each other and at the same time we both said… it just has to be more to life than this! I went into the kitchen and got some pens and pieces of papers and handed one set to my bored hubby and kept one for myself! Here’s the deal babe… I said! Write down one special thing you like to do over the weekend which doesn’t involve a bunch of money and I’ll do the same! The only specifications where… it had to involve sex!

We both thought we’ve gone freaken crazy!

After exchanging notes, we stayed silent for at least one minute and then looked up at each other and said… Have you completely lost your mind, or are you freaken crazy or something to that effect. After some arguing back and forth over who had the dirtiest, most corrupted sex mind… we both realized that it was shamefully obvious, we both wanted nasty, raw, uncensored XXX hardcore sex! I still think his notes where ten times nastier than mine though!!!

This is what my sex note revealed!

Anyway, I think it’s clearly time to reveal the notes content and I’ll start with my perfectly innocent, completely romantic porn wishes! I wanted him to cater and pamper me for a whole evening, both on the outside and inside… if you get my drift! First I wanted him to run me a bubble bath, light all my aromatic candles and have a chilled bottle of Chardonnay ready! Then leave for about fifteen minutes, so I could relax and groom myself for our special rendezvous. Plus of course sip on my chilled vine, to get in a romantic mode!

Then he was invited to join me in the bathtub and we would start preforming oral sex on each other! After that was over and done with, we would retire into the bedroom and make wonderful, blissful love! Now, any man would be really happy to have all that… don’t you think! Oh, I almost forgot, I also had him in a Robin Hood “role play” outfit, holding a leather whip in one hand and spanking paddle in the other! I guess that’s the part which he referred to me of being completely crazy! Since I was little, I always wanted to be Marion in those old Robin Hood movies! Plus I’ve always been intrigued with the thought of being spanked a bit, before sex! Now, it’s nothing wrong with that… is there???

This is what his sex note had to say!

The only thing that was similar to my notes, was that we both wanted each other to wear sexy lingerie and role outfits! He wanted me to wear a school girl outfit, with my long hair in pig tails! Well that was all fine and dandy with me, but then listen to this!!! Under my innocent little outfit, he wanted me to wear one of those strap-on dildos, or some kind of dildo harness! I really thought I knew my husband more than that! But this little horny husband of mine, wanted me to fuck him in the ass… imagine that!!!

It further had a short explanation as to why which in plain English stated… he always wanted to know what a woman felt like being fucked! And this was the closest, most realistic way to find out! After expanding a bit on his porn request, I decided to give this dude the ass fucking ride of his life! We both decided to cram both our wishes into one exciting, thrilling evening which meant this upcoming Friday night! I gave myself the task to buy all the stuff we needed…. and all I wanted him to do, was to provide my favorite wine!

The adult internet sex shops quickly became my best friends!

Since time was of the essence… be cause Friday was just around the corner, I had to get all our role playing outfits and bondage gadgets in a hurry! And thanks to great internet sex toys shops, it was really easy to accomplish! I found both of our outfits which looked fantastic and the whip and paddle looked really exciting too! And when it came to the strap-on dildo, I choose one called the “Fetish Fantasy Heart Strp” which looked large enough, to cause some pleasurable pain to my husbands rectum! Best of all, all this for under 100 bucks plus they shipped instantly, so you could have your package in just two days!

Finally our hidden porn desires where acted upon!

We didn’t talk much about our upcoming night, of extreme pleasures! It was like we both wanted to refrain from all kinds of verbal or hands-on sex encounters, until it was time to express our new found porn desires. It took forever for the sun to set that Friday and you could clearly see the gleaming anticipation in our eyes. And I tell you… I saw an extra, large bulge in his pants as soon as the clock struck eight that infamous evening! But I also have to admit that during that Friday, I literally had to wipe my juice femcum filled pussy, several times from not running over.

First our evening started with the bubble bath, lit candles and chilled vine, just like my wishes had stated. And after the fifteen minutes where up… my gorgeous, handsome husband had transformed into my childhood first love “Robin Hood”! He ordered my out of the bathtub and put me over his knee, as he’s telling me that Marion has been a bad, bad girl and deserves a real hard spanking! Then we performed oral sex on each other which turned out to be the best, most erotically enchanting thing ever!

It’s time for the school girl with the strap-on dildo to emerge!

After that huge turn-on licking and sucking feast, I was ready to take on my role as the nasty school girl with that hidden strap-on dildo, under her red pleaded skirt! I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited before. But that was nothing, towards what my husband was experiencing apparently! When I penetrated him, I could see his penis grow into gigantic proportions right before my bulging eyes! And he was loudly demonstrating his complete and total satisfaction as his humongous, hard dick exploded in a massive sperm deposit all over my face!

Soon after that, I had the most intense, long-lasting, earth shattering orgasm… I was left, literally gasping for air! Well, I don’t think I have to go into more detailed descriptions of our incredibly, hotter than hell sex encounter… I think you got the picture all ready! Either of us cries about being bored, or out of money anymore. We both decided that being poor, isn’t so bad after all! I guess we finally have something to thank President Bush for!

If you haven’t used this wonderful sex toy called the Rabbit Vibrator, you’re surely missing out on something totally incredible! I thought that my regular vibrator was something really special and I had always been satisfied with its performance! Well actually, tons of years ago I started out with the “plain old dong” which also took care of my sexual needs! So when the vibrating dildo hit the market… I was completely elated about experiencing a whole new erotic sensation! But never in my wildest dreams, did I think they could improve and perfect the “girls best friend” even more!

The Rabbit Vibrator is truly a stroke of genius!

When I first tested out my new rabbit vibrator, I did have a bit trouble with it! Those extra little gadgets called the rabbit ears which massages the clitoris, while you’re penetrating the shaft part… took a few minutes to position, in precisely the right spots! But I tell you, once you find those extra sensitive, arousing areas… you’re in an instant, on your way to orgasm heaven! Remember how much work you had to put in, trying to reach an orgasm with a regular vibrator! Come to think of it, I have absolutely know idea how I ever had a climax with my old plastic dildo!

With the rabbit vibrator you don’t hardly have to do anything! Just lay there and have the rabbit vibrator do all the work! The only thing you have to work at now, is not coming to fast! The first time I used it, it would take me less than a minute to have an orgasm! But I felt kind of cheated a bit, since I wanted my solo play to last much, much longer! So I started to practice on holding my climax in check more and instead have them linger like summer winds across the sea… just like Frank Sinatra sings in his great song “The Summer Winds”!!! That’s my favorite song to masturbate to, if anyone is interested! Check it out… it’s absolutely fantastic, especially if you’re a huge “Mr. Blue Eyes” fan like I am!

I’ll totally faint if they come up with an even better one!

And I tell you, less than a month later when I was bragging about my new Jack Rabbit Vibrator, I was the closest I’ve ever been to fainting before! You know why??? Because as I’m explaining all my great features on my vibrator, she runs into her bedroom and comes back with a vibrator called the “Rabbit Pearl plus” vibrator! I couldn’t believe my eyes! This one did not only have the little rabbit ears in front, it also had a pointed device on the other side of the shaft that penetrates your anus too!

I wanted to test it out right then and there, but after coming to my senses I soon realized… that was a bit much to ask for! Instead I ran home as fast as I could, went on the adult internet under “female sex toys” and checked them out for myself! I first looked at my girlfriends one, but after some more searching, I found the perfect one for me! It’s called the “Honey Bunny Rotating Rabbit Vibe” which comes with rotating beads and a way bigger shaft than the other one plus two separate ticklers! One for the clit and one for the butt! And what attracted me to this one too, was the wonderful shade of blue it came in… just the color of Frankie boy eyes!

Man… was I and Mr. Sinatra in for a special treat!

After a long, relaxing bath I was ready to put on my favorite Frank Sinatra album and enjoy my maiden voyage, with my latest sexually enticing find! And man, oh man was this vibrator a treat for all senses! I loved the sensation those twirling beads brought on inside my vagina! And the combination of having your clitoris and anus tickled and massaged simultaneously, is something you have to check out for yourself! The height of sensation and arousing enticement, cannot be described in words! That’s how incredibly thrilling and exciting it felt!

I hope after reading my blog about rabbit vibrators and beyond that you take the time to test one out for yourself! There’s nothing more stress releasing and nerve calming plus totally rejuvenating… than an earth shattering, long-lasting, completely satisfying orgasm! If we all pamper ourselves like this every day, I’m sure it’s going to make us enjoy a longer, happier and more productive life in these trying times… don’t you think so too!!!