Archive for August, 2009

When I was younger me and my girlfriends would play horse and rider, during our lunch break at school! It must have looked really funny to all the teachers, to watch a bunch of girls lined up in a row, bent over with a class mate on their back! We would of course take turns being the horse and rider! But I especially remember, me always preferring to be the horse! Our blue uniforms had matching blue belts which we would use as horse bit and a rein! I remember the feel of my girlfriend bouncing up and down on my back, pulling hard on that blue belt… bringing on some special sensations, I hadn’t ever felt before!

It was a bit strange but I really liked it!

It wasn’t at all that I was turning into a lesbian or preferred being around girls more… I just simply liked the sensation of having something in my mouth that I could bite down on and have someone pull on! Obviously this little obsession of mine, has grown into a full blown fetish and I guess I’m part of the exclusive bondage family now! I tried to become a member at a bondage site once, but I soon found out that the people where far more into this stuff than I was… so I started to experiment at home, by myself instead!

You can totally tell that “Ball gags” or “Throat Gags” have a huge following, after all the different styles, materials and colors the online adult sex toys stores offers! They have rubber ball gags, penis gags, silicone bit gags, full head ball gags plus double ball gags for couples, just to mention a few different kinds! Well I’m sure you already figured out which one is my favorite kind! And yes… it’s the silicone bit gag of course!

I would love to share this sex experience with someone!

For now, I masturbate and indulge in my bondage play by myself… but I’m fully aware of that lots of people have solo bondage play all the time, so I’m not alone by all means!! But I would love to find a nice guy, who’d like to share this special fetish of mine! I just have to be patient and not drive myself crazy trying to look for my Mr. Right! One day I’ll unexpectedly run into him around the corner and I’ll be living happily ever after! But until that happens, I’ll do my own thing!

Remember I told you, how I like to have someone pull on the gag bit too! To get that sensation to happen… I just added a regular leather belt to the bit gag which I then put around my high bedposts and pull on it as hard as I can! It works just fine! And if I want that feeling of someone bouning up and down on my back… I strap on my big teddy bear I won at the local carneval, a few years back! It certainly payes of to be creative, once in a while!

I have always been fascinated with magicians! Especially magicians that are into escaping from all kinds of restraints such as handcuffs, strait-jackets and iron chains… just like that famous guy “Hodini” used to do! Once I let someone handcuff me and as much as I tried, there was no way in hell I could get out of them! But I remember that I really enjoyed the struggling part of the challenge which left me quite horny at the end! I guess the enormous frustration of being unsuccessful and feeling trapped, turned into something totally erotic and sexually challenging to me!

I just had to explore this fantasy of mine further!

When times are bad and your work has become unexciting plus very unrewarding! You’re just barely hanging in there, waiting for that pink slip to be attached to your next paycheck! It’s times like these, when people start looking into ways to keep their sanity and hopes up! And that’s exactly what I did, by exploring my sexuality and try to fulfill some of my weird porn fantasies!

One night I sat down with a pen and paper and wrote down what kind of props I needed, together with a little plan on how I would execute my sexual fantasy! And once that was done, I went on the internet to check out what was available in the bondage area! Man oh man… bondage must have a huge following, from all the different bondage and extreme restraints they offer at the adult sex toys stores! Just looking at all these great bondage gadgets, I immediately started to fantasies about all the fun I could have!

In one neat package… there was my sex dream come true!

I guess that’s how that Carradine guy, who accidentally hung himself in the closet must have felt too. Even though I don’t think I would ever need to get that deep into bondage, to be able to reach a climax! Anyway, I decided to fulfill my biggest fantasy of restraining myself, using a pair of handcuffs… and maybe adding a blindfold, would make the fantasy even more gratifying and sexually satisfying!

But when I saw this item, all my thoughts came to a screeching halt… a “Fetish Fantasy Unisex Strait Jacket” was glaring in my face, almost begging me to buy it! I could feel my Adams apple pounding in my troth, from total excitement! There right before my eyes, in one neatly put together package, where all my dreams come true! One problem though, how could I possibly tie myself up in this one! But I was willing to take a chance, maybe I could figure out a way to do it. Plus this would certainly be the challenge I was looking for! Well, like the saying goes… if there’s a will, there’s always a way!

I quickly figured out how I could tighten the belts by myself!

The day my life-changing package arrived, I felt that wonderful feeling I use to get on Christmas morning, when really young! When I was finish checking it out, I quickly stripped down and put the jacket on! I had already figured out that I could tightened the buckles, by attaching long rubber bands to the ends of the arms! I was completely convinced, I could probably with a lot of effort and complete concentration, slowly wiggle into it!

And my efforts certainly paid off! Not only was able to get into the strait jacket… I could also tighten the long rubber like arms through the buckles, by pulling on the rubber bands with me teeth! It’s hard to describe how I did it, but believe me, it worked out to my total satisfaction! Now, the problem was to get out of this thing, in a timely fashion! I had tighten the rubber bands to the absolute limit so, trust me… they where as tight as can be!

The biggest sexual excitement I’ve ever felt before!

I right away have to admit that during the whole process, of figuring out how to get into and out of my strait jacket, was a complete turn on to me! And the sensation of being trapped in this rubberlike strait jacket, was unbelievably, erotically exciting too! It was a sexual excitement, I had never before experinced! Even though this kind of sexual enjoyment, is quite out of the ordinary! But I guess that’s what makes this kind of bondage solo play, such a freaken big turn-on… knowing you’re a bit luney!

I’m always on the go and most of the time, I don’t even have time to feed myself! I guess I fall into the category, of the ultimate workaholic. But at my down-time, though very limited… I like to relax and enjoy some wonderful masturbation sessions! And I tell you, these solo gigs which I pamper myself with, are really the secret to me staying energized 24/7! I used to indulge in masturbation session, maybe twice or three times a week… but lately I find myself extra stressed out and is desperately in need for a tension relieving orgasm, at least once a day!

I need a sex toy that gets me a tension relieving climax fast!

I usually try to wined down a bit before I begin my solo play, because otherwise… not even my rabbit vibrator could turn me on enough, to reach a nice and “soothing to the nerves” climax! But sometimes that could mean me having to give up, at least an hour or so of my valuable time… trying to concentrate on getting in the mood and really horny. I found myself getting really frustrated that my rabbit vibrator couldn’t get me off, fast enough! But then it suddenly occurred to me… maybe it was time to look for a new sex toy that would fit my needs better!

“Lickity Split” came to the rescue!

Thank God for the internet and the online adult sex stores, where you can easily, fast and conveniently find what you’re looking for! I went to the section that carries female sex toys which are specially designed for woman’s needs! Browsing through the different female toy sections, I found the clit lickers or the lesbian clit lickers, to be the most interesting ones. And when I came upon the “Lickity Split Stimulator“, I instantly knew I’d found what I was searching for! And when reading up on this special clit licker, it described all its advantages in detail… plus I especially liked  the part on how you can have fun, without putting in a lot of time!

This clit licker has everything I need and like!

I also liked the tongue shape of the clit licker and the multiple vibrating tip, sounded really arousing too! The silky soft, jelly material is my favorite kind, because it still stays firm enough to withstand a lot of punishing pressure! And last but not least, the price was fantastic too… only $15.68 plus they shipped within 24 hours! Just knowing I found my perfect sex toy, was making me feel calmer already! With my Lickity split stimulator, it’s a definate chance I’ll have time for two daily orgasms… which sounds like heaven to me right now!!!

I must have a strange put together vagina! Nothing seems to be in the right place, when I try to indulge in sex toys! It’s not that I don’t like sex toys… they just don’t seem to fit my dimensions of my vagina very well! Take for example the wonderful Rabbit vibrator that all my girlfriends are completely nuts over! But when I tried it, the extra device that they call the rabbit ears which massages the clit… wouldn’t quite reach mine, when I inserted the shaft part of the vibrator! It’s like my clit is located to far up or something! And I’m the kind of woman that needs clit massaging, to be able to reach an orgasm! So, it was of the utmost importance to find something that works for me, because I was getting more frustrated by the minute!

I’ve checked out all kinds of vibrating sex gadgets!

And believe me, I have checked out lots of different female sex toys, to find the perfect one for me! I’ve tired the Rabbit vibrator like I said, but also other female vibrators such as the Clit Lickers which are designed to stimulate your clitoris! But for some reason, it didn’t hit that especially sensitive spot hard enough. It kind of just laid on top of my clit with a fluttering, rotating motion which didn’t bring on much of anything! Even though I tried to push on the vibrating bullet with my fingers to get more pressure, it still wouldn’t change the impact at all!

I also tried the Butterfly Vibrator which I had little success with as well! I even tried the vibrating panties that I found really sexy and alluring, when I read about them! But when I wore them, I just couldn’t find the right position, to receive those exact clit vibrations, I so desperately craved and longed for! But I wasn’t about to give up just yet, because of a few set backs. Instead I sat down and started to figure out which clit vibrator had come the closest, to bring me an orgasm. And after a few minutes, I came to the conclusion that the clit licker was definitively the one which had given me the most pleasure!

It pays off not to ever give up!

So I went back online once again, to look for more clit lickers! Maybe there was one out there that catered to my specific needs, if I just searched for it some more! When I go and look for sex toys, I usually just go through the first couple of pages… but maybe that’s a big mistake, not to look further down the pages. I noticed that some sex toys, especially female vibrators, can have up to 10 pages on different ones! And to my amazement… on the last page, there it was!

It’s called the “Mr. Buzz Stimulator” and it has an intense pinpointed stimulating device, where you can target the exact spot on the clit that arouses you the most! I could tell right away from just looking at the picture that my sex toy finding days, had finally come to an end! And I couldn’t believe the low price either, just $13.61 plus shipping and handling of course!

It brought on the most glorious, long-lasting climaxes ever!

It arrived two “loooong” days later and my whole body was trembling from all the antisipation and excitement I felt! I decided to try it out in my tub which I had filled up with warm water and soothing, fragrant bubbles… plus my favorite strawberry aroma candles, flickering all around it! Ahhh… finally the moment of truth had arrived and I was totally ready for it! Boy oh boy… the pinpointed intensety I felt, hitting the perfect spot on my clit, was like an earth quake suddenly erupting! Instead of constantly trying to find that right spot and push real hard on it… I acctaully had to take the vibrating tip of my clit, so I wouldn’t reach an orgasm right away! Now that’s a vibrating toy that fits all my needs! If I’m in a hurry, I can have a climax real fast. Or if I want it to linger and last a long time… this new best friend of mine, can do that too!

I always like to use some kind of sex toy, when I’m either masturbating or having intercourse! Having solo sex or sex together with other partners without integrating sex gadgets, has become quite a boring event to me! Sometimes I like having a little foreplay to arouse myself, by using my finger vibrator first and then indulge in my vibrator to penetrate further inside my vagina… to reach great orgasms! But sometimes I find myself getting a bit bored with using vibrating, pulsating sex toys all together! So when I found this non-vibrating G-spot finger sleeve, I couldn’t wait to check it out!

Lots of fun finger massagers to choose from!

I went on the internet to some of my favorite sex toys shop, like I usually do when I want to get a new sex toy, to entertain both myself and my partners with! I already knew a little about finger massagers and vibrators, but I hadn’t heard about the G-spot finger sleeve yet, so it was both interesting as well as educational to read up on it! They are compared to regular penis sleeves… if you know what a penis sleeve is that is! If you don’t… they are rubber or silicone sleeves that you put over the penis! It can either make the penis bigger and longer… or just have pleasurable bumps, ridges and nubs allover it, to give a more exciting, erotic sensation to both parties.

The finger sleeves are a bit smaller in size though. Around three inches in length and are of course available with all kinds of great and exciting ridges, swirls, nubs and what not too! These little finger stimulators are made of jelly, rubber or silicone and are usually bent slightly at the top plus are conveniently flexible… so you can find that wonderful, extra sensitive g-spot a bit easier inside your vagina! Now, that’s sounds really arousing… doesn’t it!!!

They are so cheap… I picked a few different ones!

Once I discovered how cheap they where, I quickly decided to get  a few different ones, if I happened not to like one! I mean, you get two finger sleeves for less than five bucks… how can you possible go wrong with that! I picked one that’s called the “G-spot Jelly Finger Sleeves” which was only $3.71 and then I picked “His and Hers Lust Finger” for exactly the same measly price! And when I saw that they have special finger massagers for the butt too, I thought that maybe some simultaneous double penetrating action, would bring on some fantastic climaxes! And if you want some glow in the dark fun under the covers, they have those kinds as well!

They are a great change from vibrating sex toys!

I have to say that these are a great change from vibrating toys, because number one… you don’t get that kind of numb feeling, you get from using a vibrating toy for over an hour or so ! Number two is that sensuous feeling of being able to use your other uncovered fingers, to pleasure yourself around the vagina and anus! It’s almost like going back in time, when I first started out masturbating, just using my bare fingers and hands!

Remember that I also got the the “His and Hers lust fingers”! And when me and my partner indulged in some great foreplay using them, we both felt it didn’t have that sometimes unnatural, electronic sensation. It was a much more natural and down to earth feel which had the effect of bringing on a more closer and intimate sex encounter! Anyway, great stuff at a low, low price! Therefore I highly recomend these little G-spot finger sleeves, for you to check out too!

Watching porno movies, has been part of my life for a long time! I love to watch everything from vintage porn dating back to the early 1900′s, all the way til today’s date! I particularly love the late sixties and mid seventies, when movies like “Deep Throat” with Linda Lovelace and the “King of Cocks”… John Holmes was dominating the porn industry. Their unique way of turning a regular sex movie into a fabulous masterpiece of highly erotic, XXX hardcore porn, was a complete honor to be part of! I think watching porn movies really became more accepted and more mainstream during those years!

I love to interact with her porn flick plus her celebrity vagina!

I really love the new concept of these gorgeous porn ladies, sharing their delicious celebrity vaginas with the public! I wish I could have a replica, of Linda Lovelace extra hot ass… well actually, her mouth and long neck would be great too! After all that’s what her specialty was… swallowing big cocks, lips to the balls deep! But then, I would like to have been blessed with John Holmes cock too… but we can’t have everything we wish for… right!!!

But there’s plenty of great porn starlets of this era too and I especially like to watch stunningly gorgeous “Nikky Tyler”, with her amazing body and extra ordinary porn talents! Her porno’s are way up there with some of my favorite classics, but I’ve never tried the combination of watching her, as well as fucking her at the same time! To a lonely guy like me, this is really fantastic stuff to be able to indulge in! I’m also a breast man, but Nikki’s breasts hasn’t been copied yet, so I settled for some celebrity breasts called “Denni’s “Jiggly Fantasy Boobs” which are the size that I like!

A solo night of ecstasy with Nikki and Denni!

Like I said, I’m a man who doesn’t get out a lot and meeting real, live women… I’ve totally given up on! So you can just imagine how incredibly exciting this evening was going to be! I pored myself a stiff scotch, to get in the mood for love. This might sound really stupid… but I was actually nervous! When you’ve been fantasizing and dreaming about romantic interludes for as long as I have, they actually become quite real!

Anyhow, I put my favorite Nikki porno DVD on, dimmed the lights and placed her celebrity pussy and ass on the bed with Denni’s jiggling, big boobs… a bit higher up! And then I carefully positioned my body over them, so I could squeeze the bobs, as I was fucking the vibrating vagina box! Man oh man… this could not have turned out more realistic or life-like!

They had a completely realistic feel to them!

The breast where unbelivably natural feeling and the celebrity pussy and ass, had an even more realistic feel to both holes. They where easy to penetrate and when going deep indside, it brought on a very tight and juicy sensation! Watching Nikki looking directly in my eyes, as she was teasing me with erotic, alluring phrases… was as accelerating and as arousing, than I could ever have imagined it to be! When I woke up the next morning, I actually felt really happy and really lucky to have such a nice sex life… even though imaginary!

Since this recession started, I’ve lost over 60 glorious, really hard-to-loose pounds… so I have to say that for me… something good came out of this economic crisis for sure! My hours where cut down to almost half about 10 months ago and I was as miserable as can be! But I quickly picked myself up and decided… than what better time to do something for myself, when faith had left me with so many free hours to do so! All my hard work has reworded  me with some absolutely fantastic results! I feel and look the way I did on my wedding day and my better half is just as excited as I am, over my complete transformation both to my body and mind!

I got the perfect birthday gift that keeps on giving!

Not only did I feel and look my absolute best, my husband showed so much more attention when it came to the sex department! He could hardly keep his hand off, of me plus the sex was better than ever! It’s amazing how much longer you can indulge in all kinds of sex positions… without getting tired which would happen to me a lot, before loosing all that weight!

I couldn’t wait for his birthday to arrive this year, so I could plan a romantic evening at home. A candle light dinner with all the trimmings and an extra delightful dessert which included me and my gorgeous body of course! But I wanted to something extra too, where I could really entice and sexually invite him to a wonderful night of bodily pleasures of the naughty kind! And then it came to me… what better way than to do it with a “Private Dancer Pole“!

Easy to install and easy to dismantle!

I went on the internet and under “furniture for sex” I found a great “dancer pole kit” in my favorite color pink which looked really sturdy and was easy to install! It also came with accessories like a black feather boa, a black lace garter and even some play money! Plus it had an easy to follow, erotic dance instruction DVD which was so much fun to practice and perfect your stripper pole dancing moves to!

What I really liked about this dance pole though, was that it could either be permanently attached with screws in the ceiling and still be easily removed from the ceiling attachment and stored away! But if you choose not to use the ceiling attachment at all, because you don’t want to leave any screw marks in the ceiling… that was possible as well! It also has a rubber non-slip pad that protects the floors and carpeting from any scratches or indentation marks.

I couldn’t wait to start practicing!

Once I had the whole contraption set up in the bedroom in front of the big closet mirrors and the DVD showing the dance moves… I slowly started to take on the part of being a sexy, hot looking  pole stripper! It took about a week to get some of the simpler moves down. But the harder once like hanging upside down and things like that, needed much more practice! But why show off everything right away. I could always practice in secret and surprise him with new, and more risky moves at other special occasions… right!

I totally decked myself out with the black feather boa and the black garter it came with. And since my breast are my best assets, I decorated them with some sexy, black butterfly pasties plus a pair of see-through G-string panties which I’d received at my bachelorette party years ago! I never thought I’d ever have a chance to wear these things, but I’m so glad I kept them… because they completed the outfit perfectly!

What a wonderful evening with a perfect ending!

When we sat down for his birthday dinner, I acted as normal as I possibly could. But I was so, so nervous… it felt like our first date, with all those butterflies in my stomach. I couldn’t wait for him to finish eating, almost to the point where he actually accused me of rushing him! Finally he was done and I was ready for my show stopping dessert! I put a blindfold over his eyes and led him into the bedroom which I had decorated with tons of fragrance candles… plus had the the best of the Moody blues playing softly in the background!

And when he saw me leaning against the dancing pole in a very provocative and seductive way, I thought he was going to faint! But after the initial chock wore off, he got all his senses together and just watched me with the most adoring, thankful eyes ever! He actually got the camera out and filmed my dancing which made me feel even more sensual and exotic! Well, I’m sure that you can imagine how this evening ended and your absolutely right… we had the most fantastic, most sensational sex ever! Plus he broke his record of staying erected, by at least twenty minutes! Now, who can complain about this recession, when we’re having all this blissfully arousing, sex fun!

I still feel like twenty-five years old when it comes to my appetite for great, thrilling sex but unfortunately my age is really sixty-five… and my aging body sometimes feel exactly that old! By there’s no way in hell I’m going to give up some of my favorite sex positions, just because of a few worn out, aching joints! And I tell you… now a day you absolutely don’t have to. Not with the great sex furniture and exciting accessories I found available on the adult internet!

I have to keep my favorite sex position alive!

I’m sure you, just as I do… have favorite sex positions. One of mine is being on top, bouncing up and down on my lovers penis! This position has always given me the most pleasure and has always brought me, my most long-lasting and most powerful climaxes! Once, when I asked my doctor why… she said that my  g-spot was probably further up inside my vagina than normal and needed deep massaging penetration! So, of course I’ve stuck with this position trough the years!

My aching joints in my knees started out quite mildly. But over the years the pain has become worse and on bad days, I can’t hardly enjoy my favorite position of being on top at all! Plus my thigh muscles where getting weaker too which meant less bouncing up and down. I also forgot to mention that we’ve always performed this position on the floor. Doing it on the bed was never good enough, since the mattress is way to soft to achieve the deep penetration I need to reach my orgasm! We tried to put pillows under my knees or even wrap towels around them, but nothing really worked out… to both of our satisfaction!

Check out this bouncing “Sex Stool”!

This is when me and my lover decided to go on the adult internet, to find some furniture for sex which could aid us, in our quest of keeping our favorite sex position alive and well! We saw several ones that looked really interesting, but nothing that would be perfect for our sex position! But when we both locked eyes on the “Fetish Fantasy Incredible” sex stool, we instantly knew, this was the exact sex gadget, we so desperately needed! With this fantastic stool I could see that my favorite position was once again possible to enjoy… with absolutely no strains to my lower body what so ever!

And even better, this sex stool is built to hold over 300 pounds and since I’m a big voluptuous woman, I could feel safe bouncing up and down, without the fear of it braking on top of him! The material is very flexible and easy to keep clean which was really good news too! And here comes the part which makes this wonderful contraption perfect for us! In the center of the seat there’s an opening, where his penis can protrude from!

This piece of sex furniture is a definite keeper!

It delivered everything it promised plus much, much more! Not only could I enjoy an even deeper penetrating sensation. I could also experience that weightless bouncing up and down for long periods of times, without any pain or strain on my knees or thigh muscles! It was absolutely fantastic to so, so effortless being able to reach the ultimate, in incredibly satisfying climaxes… one after the other! We also created some new sex positions too! We tried putting the stool over my face, with him laying on his stomach… having his penis stuck through the hole and me giving him a great bouncy, deep throat blowjob! The different ways to use this chair is endless and we absolutley love it! Thanks so much, to the genius who invented this one!