This Tireless Love Machine gave Me 7 Inches of Glorious Dildo Fucking!

Friday, July 31st, 2009

You might think that getting this sex machine is going a bit to far, when trying to find the utmost in sexual gratification! And I would probably have agreed with you a while back, until I saw a porno flick with a gorgeous woman, absolutely salvaging over this piece of “furniture for sex” called a love machine! The way this female was getting into different sex positions, I thought almost impossible to create, was the ultimate in porno viewing! Not only could I tell this lucky chick, was having the fuck session of her life… I was having the biggest orgasms ever, just watching her!

I just had to have my own fuck machine!

Looking at this sex furniture contraption, I could tell right away, it wasn’t going to be a cheap purchase! But thinking back… I really couldn’t remember the last time I’d spoiled myself rotten! I’m also sorry to admit… but my sexual urges and erotic desires, had completely taken over! I literally had dreams about being drilled by this fuck machine and having that amazing sensation of being totally, sexually satisfied! But after the third night of waking up all frustrated and horny, I got up… went on the internet and ordered one called the “Ceasar 2.0 Love Machine” for $775.50, all painted in a pretty pink color!

While I was waiting for my love machine to arrive, I read all I could about it and how to get the best possible use of it! I also checked out special places, besides the bed that I could mount it too, like some of my furniture or even in the bathtub, if that would work. As you can imagine I could hardly wait, never the less dream about it! I couldn’t even fall asleep, thinking of all the different sexual positions I could get into, plus all the different places I fantasized about putting it!

I wanted the delivery truck to show up so badly!

I was sitting by the window, waiting for the delivery truck to arrive and when it did, I ran out to sign for it! It was quite heavy, but with all the adrenalin I was producing, I just danced up those two flights of stairs… light as a feather! I tore the packaging open and quickly figured out how to put it together… which by the way, was really easy to do! I decided to have my maiden voyage with my new sex toy, in my comfy bed! I just slid the flat base between the mattress and the box spring and in an instant i was ready to receive some fantastic sex action!

Oh… all those exciting sex positions I can indulge in!

I wanted to start out slow, so I put the level at 75 thrust per minutes and in an angle that looked enticing to me! I decided to go doggy-style, as my first sex position… definitely my favorite one! I placed my ass in the best targeted position for the deepest, most satisfying penetration possible and eagerly flicked the “on” switch! It felt so good, I can hardly describe it, when that tireless dildo was sliding in and out of my wetter than wet vagina! Acctually, it got me so freaken horny… I even had that 7 inch cock slide up my ass, for some very naughty but very thrilling butt action as well! Talk about going to climax heaven and never wanting to come back!

Oh, I forgot to tell you about the great dildo it comes with! It’s a realistic feeling, flexible but still stiff… in the perfect size of 7 inches, of magnificent looking dildo! It also came with a cyber-skin vaginal masturbator which I haven’t figured out what to do with yet. But believe me… I’ll find some sexual purpose for it, somewhere in my wild, erotic mind! This is the best money I’ve ever spent and I cannot tell you enough… that if you’re looking into something like this, just go ahead and buy it! You’ll be thanking me for the rest of your life, guaranteed!

Door Jam Cuffs… plus Me and My “Prince of Bondage”!

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

I’ve always been fascinated with bondage and why I am, I don’t really know… but I guess the feeling of being tied up, has always been profoundly attractive to me! Unfortunately the guys I’ve been hooking up with lately, hasn’t shown the same interest what so ever! I thought most men like to tie up their woman, but I guess I was sadly mistaken! Maybe showing off my whips, handcuffs, blindfolds and other scary looking bondage devises, has something to do with it! I’ve tried to contact other like-minded people thought the internet, but for some reason I haven’t been able to connect sexually, with any of them!

Wanna get a bit naughty, without scaring your lover away!

I think the problem I have, with meeting people that are already into bondage like me, takes away the excitement of turning a complete novice on to bondage… if you get my drift! I like to just meet a regular man and then seduce him into my bedroom and have him tie me up! Now, is that to much to ask for!!! Okay, lets put all the sarcasm away for a moment… and instead try to figure out a way how to entice him into some naughty bondage, without scaring him away!

Once I get into my bedroom though, I always get so damn overly excited and can’t hold back my bondage urges. But I’m going to have to, if I want someone to play bondage with me! So I tucked everything away in my closet, looked the door and trough away the key! Well not really, I had a girlfriend of mine hold it for me! Now, all I had to do was to figure out which “one” bondage device I would be really happy and satisfied with… plus of course, didn’t look to intimidating to my partner!

How about checking out my door jam cuffs!

After wrecking my brain for hours, I decided that my “door jam cuffs set” would bring me the most sexual pleasure and him the feeling, of not having bondage stuff thrown in his face! This bondage devise is really great! The wrist and ankle straps fits instantly over and under the door (you’ll see how it works when you get yours) and when you’re all tied up against the door, it the greatest feeling ever! I think this bondage gadget would bring out some erotic feelings to anyone, who’s first presented with it… don’t you!

Now, the moment of truth has finally arrived!

I was praying to God my whole plan would work out, just the way I wanted it to! So therefore I made sure to look extra good and inviting, to all men that laid eyes on me… “and on the prowl I went”! I picked a new hang out this time, to make sure nobody knew me… and then I waited like a hungry tiger, for its next prey! It didn’t take long until I had locked eyes with my victim and was dragging him home to my den, to devour him! I’m at that age where woman like me are called “cougars” and not to brag or anything… but it fits me perfectly!

The cougar has made her move and is ready for action!

This must have been my luckiest night ever, because as soon as we hit the bedroom and I presented him with my little sex toy, he was all eager to check it out! He watched me carefully as I put the straps over and under the door… got completely undressed and then softly asked him to tie me up! I could feel his warm breath on my face and I instantly realized, he was just as excited and horny as I was!

He ravished my body all night, until we both where so exhausted from sucking and fucking, we litterally feel asleep on my soft Afghan rug! When I woke up that morning, he was already gone and I haven’t seen him since! I often go back to that same hang out, hoping to run in to my “prince of bondage” again… but I guess this guy was just to good to be true! Sometimes I feel that maybe this was just a dream all along!

Turn Your Whole Body into a Yummy Birthday Cake!

Monday, July 27th, 2009

A tasty birthday cake is always nice to have on your husbands special day! And of course he’s always expecting his favorite one, with lots of candles to blow out! But this birthday I decided to have “two” instead! His regular one… and then one which I expect might be his new favorite cake, from now on! This little idea of mine, turned out to be the best freaken idea I’d ever had… trust me!!!

Here’s the recipe for his new favorite birthday cake!

This year his yummy birthday cake, would involve my entire body! Be cause of money problems, we weren’t going to do anything special… but it certainly didn’t mean, we weren’t gonna have a lot of fun anyway! Since our evening was going to be spent at home, this gave me the perfect opportunity to “prepare myself “, before he arrived home. I went on the adult internet and started to plan all my body decorations using sexy candy! I found some great erotic sex candy that would make me taste deviously, delicious for sure!

Check this out! In the “Adult Gag Gifts” section, under “Sexy Candy”, I saw some “Edible Candy Cuffs” that sounded both sweet and very naughty! And a nice little “Boobie Candy Necklace” would look inviting on me too! I also found some really sexy looking “Nipple Pasties” made out of candy that looked absolutely fantastic! And here comes the really yummy part! I found something called “Sugar Kiss Body Icing” which comes with great tasting icing and has candy hearts and sugar crystals to sprinkle on top! Just imagine all the little intimate areas you can decorate for him, to nibble on!

Lets have something to decorate him with too!

I decided I should have a little something to decorate him with too. And you probably know which body part of his, is my ultimate favorite one. So I got a “Dicky Charms Candy Necklace” that was super stretchy and I could wined around his penis several times… covering it completely, in little succulent candies! Oh, and I almost forgot… I also got some “Sex Rocks” that pops inside your mouth, while having oral sex! The perfect position would be 69, so the both of us can feel the great sensation of those little poppers, allover the private part! Doesn’t all this sound absolutely fabulous… I’ll just know he’ll absolutely love it!!!!

Turning myself into a birthday cake was so much fun!

As you can imagine, I had the best time decorating myself allover! I started about half an hour before he’s estimated arrival time, in case the icing and sprinkles would start to itch or something like that! I put some icing on my nose and on my lips and then inside and around my belly button so he could work his way down! I also put some on my feet and toes, be cause I just love when he sucks my toes! And then I put tons of sprinkles on top of it!

After all that it was time to put the edible necklace and the nipple pasties on and when I looked myself in the mirror… I couldn’t believe how fantastically delicious I looked! I took a quick glans at my watch and it was time for the finishing touches! First I put some more of the icing allover my pussy and lastly I hand cuffed myself with the candy cuffs! When I heard the front door open, I laid down on the bed which I covered with some cute towels and waited!

I don’t think I can top this birthday of his… ever!

My heart and my pussy was pounding so hard from excitement, I could hardly control myself! And when he stuck his head through the bedroom door and observed me, his “birthday cake wife”… I thought his eyes where going to fall out of his head! Well, to make a long story short. After all the hysterical laughing finally stopped, we actually got some serious licking and sucking plus heavenly fucking to happen too!

I don’t think he’s ever made love to me with such tenderness and care before! I could totally feel how much he really loves me! And rolling around in all that creamy, slippery icing… is something you have to check out for yourself! But I can tell you this much, it was the most erotically arousing thing I’ve ever done! Oh, if you wonder what happened to my other candy necklace, I completley forgot about it! But maybe I’ll use that one to decorate him with… so he can be “my birthday cake” next year!

Guide for Sex Books Turned my Sex Life Around Completely!

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Once I started reading erotic books which are adult books about most everything regarding sex… I soon realized that sex is a huge subject to learn about and perfect! There are books that deals with the subject on masturbation and orgasms, to massaging and different sexual positions! Plus picture books that depicts various sexual positions… and lots more subjects, I’ll get into later in this blog! The most famous guide for sex book, is probably the Kama Sutra book. This book was written in India, centuries ago which describes both in illustrations and words, all about the ancient sensual wisdom’s! It’s been re-written into modern English and still keeps on delighting young lovers alike, around the world today!

Learning about sex made me much  less nervous!

I always used to be a bit on the shy side when it came to sex! And I mean, not only discussing sex! Having sex was a huge deal to me and got me so nervous, I could hardly perform. I would start perspiring a lot and completely dry up like the Sahara desert which made it almost impossible for any man to penetrate me! I struggled with this for years, until I decided… that why I got so damn nervous, was maybe because I didn’t know what sex is really all about!

I stared by reading the famous Kama Sutra, sex guide which gave me both a philosophic as well as a  deep sensual sense, as how to sex was viewed in the ancient times! It’s amazing how enthralled and captivated I got with this book, from just reading the first page! For the first time in my life I felt connected to sex. I finally felt I was on my way, in understanding the true way of enjoying love encounters to the fullest… without all the stress!

I become a more knowledgeable and relaxed lover!

After I finished the Kama Sutra book, I started reading everything I could get my hands on! I went on the adult internet and found an array of great books that dealt with everything that had to do with sex! I especially liked this doctor woman named “Sadie Allison”, who has written books and guides that deals with great subjects like how to have great oral sex for example! She tells you all about how to give the best blow jobs possible… plus which positions that pleases the most! This one is called “Tickle his Pickle”.

I also read her book called “Toygasms” and here she teaches you all about every sex toy that’s ever been made! She also talks about the best way how to get acquainted with them, without totally freaking out! I actually loved this book and now feel I can really enjoy sex toys by myself, or together with someone! She also has a fantastic guide on tons of different “sex positions” which are her personal secrets, on having the best intercourse ever! I can’t express enough, how much these very special books and guides helped me with my insecurities… and turned me into the lover I wanted to be!

Sadie also taught me how to enjoy my own body to the fullest!

But last but certainly not least, I have to say that my favorite book by Sadie, is the one called “Tickle Your Fancy”. This is a womans guide that deals with learning all about your own body and how to reach the best orgasms! I abolutley loved when she said that lots of woman reaches orgasms more often through masturbation, than through intercource! I have never had an orgasm with a man and I used to think it was something wrong with me! So knowing there’s tons of woman like me outhere, makes me feel real good. Thanks so much Saide! I’m forever greatful to you and your dedication is teaching us insecure woman, how to become the best possible lovers!

Vibrating Anal Beads Helped Him Come Out of His Shell!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a couple of months now and at first I was “kind of” pleased with the sex he provided! I know that sounds a bit selfish the way I put it… but he’s so damn unimaginative, when it comes to spicing up his quite boring and uneventful sex life! Therefore… what’s a sex starved, less than satisfied, horny bitch to do! Now, this is what I did!!! I took things into my own hands and began taking control over this failing relationship, right away. This shy, but wonderful guy is definitely a keeper, so it’ll be well worth my efforts!

I hope my vibrating anal beads will do the trick!

I could always tell that he’s a very sensitive and insecure person and maybe that’s what attracted me to him in the first place! Immediately when I saw him… that motherhood feeling of having to protect and care for a lost little boy, came over me like a hurricane! But let’s go back to my little problem now! I think if I told him right out… “you’re the worst lover I’ve ever had”, would probably devastate him totally! Even though I’ve many times over… just felt like shaking him violently and yell those exact words, straight to his face! Obviously I can’t be that cold and insensitive to him! I should just introduce him to some of my favorite anal toys which should add some instant spice to our romantic encounters… I know it certainly will for me!!!

I wasn’t going to turn this into a big event either! Just make it look like nothing major and act like this is something that all couples “in love” does! I figured I’ll start with my ocean blue vibrating anal beads, because they look kind of cute and not intimidating at all. Throwing my big, black dildo on the bed, would probably be very intimidating to him, right! Everything has its time and place… but I assure you, I’ll ll be working my way up to that one later, if every thing goes well that is!

It’s nothing more exciting than turning a “chump” into a “champ”!

I thought some Margaritas (his favorite drink) was in order to get both our courage up, before I spring my anal beads on him. And I tell you… introducing him to my favorite sex toys, was incredibly exciting to me! Just like when I got my younger sister to try pot, for the first time! I casually revealed my anal beads, by pulling them out from under the covers and with a smile on my face, I said… would you like to watch me play with these! From the look on his face, I didn’t need an answer right away. I quickly spread my legs and as sensually as I could, slowly inserted the beads up my throbbing asshole, one bead at the time! Boy, it felt so freaken hot to do this in front of him, I could literally feel my juices exploding inside my pulsating pussy!

Sex has been fantastic ever since… no questions asked!

The strange thing is though, he never did give me an answer, over me playing with the beads. Acctually ever since this happened, we’ve never even discussed the matter! He just acts like he’s completely comfortable with it, no questions asked! I have to admit though… the time I introduced him to my big, black dong, I could see his eyes opened a bit wider, but only for a second!

Anyway, what does this little story of mine tell us! Well, first of all it tells us that I’m a complete control freak, when it comes to what happens in the bedroom. Secondly, I think… just as much as I was looking for a little, lost boy to care for… he was looking for a controlling mother type figure, just like me! One that could open up all his secret sexual desires, without challenging my authority and expertice one bit! There’s always someone for everyone in this big, great world of ours!!

Add a Penis Stroker into Your regular Masturbation Sessions!

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

We all love to masturbate, right… but using your hand has become a completely outdated, totally un-cool thing to do! At least that’s what I discovered when I checked out one of those Adult Sex Toys stores, on the internet a while ago! I have to admit that I’m by no means a seasoned connoisseur when it comes to male sex toys, so the whole experience was quite overwhelming to say the least! I just couldn’t believe how many different sex toys there are to choose from!

I found it both educational as well as a huge turn-on!

I found flipping from page to page, reading about different male sex toys, was very informative and educational! But I have to tell you… I had a hard-on the whole time I was viewing these very erotic sex gadgets, one more sexually arousing looking than the other! I’m also a confused young man right now and for one reason or another, I haven’t quite decided if I’m more into pussies or dicks yet!

Sometimes I find the female private parts really attractive and sexually inviting. But then sometimes, they also seem to be equally as uninviting and almost revolting looking to me! Go figure! I think I just have to wait and see what the future has in store for me… I’m in no hurry to make a decisions right now! Therefore I thought my safest bet was to get one of those penis strokers, where some of them looks more like a medical instrument… than a females face or her erotic parts!

I picked the “Vibrating Oro Stimulator” for only $13.12!

This cock stroker called the “Vibrating Oro Stimulator” was totally what I was looking for and I couldn’t believe the low, low price… only a measly $13.12! Now, how can I possibly go wrong with that! It seemed easy to operate as well! All you had to do, was to put a few drops of lubricant inside the shaft! And I tell you… I had the most thrilling, smooth sensation of a wet tongue and lips which would take me on a ride … I hadn’t experienced before! With this odd looking sex toy, I could have the tongue and lips be either female or male, whichever I was in the mood for that particular day!

I really like the multi-speed vibrations too which every time I use it, gurantees me in reaching an earth shattering, mind-boggling climax! When I get my next pay check, I’m going to invest in a more expensive one called the “Deluxe Power Thrust Climaxer” which depicts an asshole! It has a richly noduled sleeve with a thrusting shaft and a high-grade easy pump bulb is dded to it! Now that one sounds really arousing and sexually inviting to me, don’t you think so too!

Bring out Your Inner Erotic Fantasies Wearing Exotic Lingerie!

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Everyone wants to be extra sexy looking or even extra erotically inviting, from time to time! And it doesn’t matter what size, shape or even age you’re at… it’s always fun to surprise that someone special in your life, with some fabulous looking “exotic lingerie“! Maybe the romance needs to be rekindle a little or just needs some extra spice added, to get that flame burning hotter than ever! So, why not use this easy and simple way to do it… by splurging a bit on some great feeling, alluring looking “Sexy Lingerie” right now!

The outfit doesn’t have to be skimpy or too revealing!

Once you start checking out some of the erotic lingerie, you’ll soon notice that all of the outfits aren’t completely revealing or extra skimpy looking! Sometimes the perfect outfit should just be enough sensual and erotically inviting… to bring out some extra arousing, sexually thrilling sex encounters between the two of you! Not to mention what affect that alluring, very teasing looking outfit will have on your lover as well! Wearing exotic lingerie can make you feel like a desirable, sensationally captivating woman! And feeling lusciously attractive, always brings out more self confidence as well as blissful, completely turn-on sex! If you feel that these outfits are still somewhat to risky for you… you can always wear a satin rob over your exotic outfit, to hide under a bit! Then just use the “flash” technique, to thrill and surprise your lover with!

Check out mildly sexy to downright naughty!

Some of you gorgeous woman, might feel like having a romantic evening… and then some mildly sexy lingerie is the perfect outfit to go for! And if you feel downright naughty, an extra erotic looking outfit might be in order! But whatever mood strikes you for the moment, there’s great discount lingerie out there, for you to look smoking hot in!

You’ll find most sizes, styles and fantastic fabrics… from satin and lace to mesh plus the wet and shiny look too! There’s all kinds of different bras and tons of sexy looking panties, plus garters and fish net stockings! Also check out this cute looking “Furry Fun Wear Bikini” for only $13.61or this sexy “Showgirl Sequined” panty & pasties set… for only $9.90! I guarantee you’ll have the best time checking them all out! So what are you waiting for! Hurry up and find the most flattering, most exotic looking lingerie and start turning both yourself and your lover on… for a night of either gentle, romantic sex… or dirty, raunchy porn, at it’s utmost heavenly best!

Thanks for Letting Me In on the Big “Turn-On” Pocket Pussy!

Friday, July 17th, 2009

I thought these pocket pussies where a joke at first and they where usually bought or given away as gag gifts of some sort! But after one of my friends told me, I was grossly misinformed and I should definitely check it out for myself… I started to think that if it actually works, I could really use one of those! See, I travel a lot in my business and is always heading somewhere… either going out of town or out of the country. Therefore this pocket pussy would be fantastic to have along, when I’m totally stressed out or horny and need a quick, relaxing masturbation session!

I chose Jesse Jane’s perfectly sculptured pussy design!

I found these pocket pussies in the “male sex toys” category and there’s tons of different ones to choose from and they all look really great! They come in a wide range of prices, styles and materials! So since I’m both into value and quality, I figured I’ll get one for around $10.00. But then I thought… maybe I should do some comparing and buy a more expensive pocket pussy masturbator too… just to be on the safe side. I found this one called “Jesse’s futurotic Pussy” which cost around $44.00. It’s a perfect cast of Jesse Jane’s pussy which has a superior contoured design and comes in futorotic material that’s completely life-like in the feel of it! It only weighs 1 pound which is perfect and is small and discreet looking too. Plus listen to this… it also has a secret oozing out of it, while your using it!!

Then I found one that’s is called the “Twin Slot Palm Smootcher”! This one only cost about $12.00 and has a vagina opening on one side and an anus opening on the other! This one comes with something called anti-friction talc which sounds great too. I had an upcoming trip in about week, so I figured that ones I get them… I just pack them and open them when I arrive at the hotel. Sometimes out of town evenings can be both long and lonely, so this was something I could really look forward too!

Oh boy, have I missed out on something great!

Actually this time I was really excited to go on my trip and couldn’t wait to arrive to the hotel and check out my new pocket pussies! I’m not much of a drinker! But at this special occasion, I opened one of those airplane liquor bottles and had a few gulps, to get a little tipsy! First I checked out the cheaper one with the pussy and ass on each side and added the talc inside… just like the directions said to do!

And man, did that feel great to say the least! I just did a few strokes so I wouldn’t cum and I quickly switched over to Jesse’s pussy. Ahhh… it didn’t take more than five strokes and I had to let out the most glorious, best feeling sperm explosions, I’ve had in a long time! That juicy femcum-like secrete, gave that extra outstanding, realistic sensation too! I can’t belive that such small gadgets, can both be so damn exciting as well as satisfying, at the same time! I’m forever greatful to my friend that was so nice and let me in on this little secret, called pocket pussies!

Female Sexual Enhancers Brought on the Longest Strongest Climax ever!

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

I’ve been watching these commercials on TV, regarding sex enhancers that comes in gels, cremes and tablets … and the couples always looks so happy and erotically satisfied after they are done! I know they are actors of course, but I’m sure they’ve tried it out… don’t you! Why would the otherwise plug these enhancement cremes, if they didn’t work! I think their reputations would be a bit on the line, when it comes to their family and friends… right! Anyway, these commercials have definitely worked to the point where I’m now ready to check this stuff out for myself!

They had stuff I’d never heard of before too!

I went on the adult internet and quickly found some sex toys shops that had a wide selection of female enhancing cremes, oils and what not. And if I my add… tons of other stuff I hadn’t even heard of that sounded equally as interesting to me! Besides Super Cum Pills, Liquid Sex Shots, China Nympho Cream plus various mists, sprays, oils and gels… they had Breast Enhancement Creams which supposedly makes your breast look more perky! And also something called “Like a Virgin Tighten-up Kit Shrink Cream” that makes your vagina feel tighter and anything you stuff in there… bigger! If all these female sexual enhancers really does what they say… my one-on-one masturbation session can reach orgasm territories, I’ve never known before!

The moment of truth has arrived!

My greed for perfection totally took over and I had to have it all! Actually by the time I was done ordering my different female enhancers, the end amount was less than $50 which also fit into my budget perfectly! Now, all I had to do was wait and get myself all phyked up for some totally new and stronger feeling orgasms. I promised myself not to indulge in any solo play before it all arrived! I was literally salvaging at the mouth and my pussy was throbbing like never before, as I was opening the package!

First I took one of the pills and then I put the shrinking creme on my pussy plus the breast enhancement creme on my nipples… and then I just sat there and waited for things to happen! I felt a tingling, tickling sensation all over my body! After a few minutes my nipples felt hard and looked extra erected and my vagina did feel tighter than usual, when I inserted my fingers! But most of all, I felt really, really horny or maybe I should say… incredibly, sexually aroused to the point of no return! I just had to give myself hard, deep dildo job, to relive  the throbbing sensation a bit! And I’m not lying when I tell you… I had the longest, most strongest climax ever! All I can say… this stuff really woooorks!!!

I Used Poker Night “Nudie Sex Cards” to get my Guys’ Attention!

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Me and my husband have a wonderful marriage in almost all aspects, except for when it comes to having sex… lots of nice, satisfying sex! We’ve never been a couple which have sex a lot, maybe once or twice a month. But when we do have sex… it’s always really great! It’s not the quantity, it’s the quality my mother use to comfort me with… when I would complain to her that I want sex more often! Unfortunately my husband is a  bit of a control freak and doesn’t take well to criticism! So I had to find a way to outsmart him, where he thinks he’s the one that came up with the idea, to indulge in sex a more often!

Maybe sex card games is the answer!

I know that he loves to play cards, because him and his buddies have had a weekly poker game going on for years now! And he has never missed one of theme, till this day! So I figured that if I could find a fun sex card game, my problems could be over in an instant! I went on the internet to check out what was available in this department… and I was so happy to find that there’s tons of fun and sexually daring sex games to choose from!

I was instantly drawn to the “Sexy Poker Nights for Her” and “Poker Nights for Him” sex card games! Number one… for the simple reason that they said poker night on them and the second reason that they had nude girls and guys on them! I had to get both the male and female sex nudie cards, so everything would be fair. This way both of us could get aroused from looking at the other ones sex! Right!!! It also came with 100 colored chips in each package too!

Okay… let’s show him what a real poker night is all about!

I decided to make it simple and not have a game with lots of boring rules to go by. Just a fair game of poker, between a really horny wife and hopefully a really horny husband to be! And of course the name of the game is strip poker!!! Unless he wants to play some “Five Card Stud” or “Texas Hold Em”, to show off his superior poker talents to impress me a bit first! Anyway, I was ready to show off my poker talents too, just in a different way than he was used to.

After a nice Saturday night dinner with some romantic music, some aromatic reed diffusers and a bottle of our favorite vine, I felt he was ready to play some naughty Adult sex games! I had discreetly put the sexy nudie cards on one of the end tables next to the sofa, so it took a while for him to notice them! And when he did… my heart was raising, in the anticipation of what was hopefully about to happen!

I could immediately tell that he was really excited!

I could tell just by looking at him that he was royally pleased with me and my little romantic surprise! I know him well enough by now, to be able to tell when his happy, without him showing much emotion at all! And exactly like a predicted, he wanted to start out with a “five card stud” poker game and then the winner could choose the next card game! He won the first game, the second game, the third game, the forth game… but then I think he picked up on my frustration and let me win the fifth game. And I’m sure you know which game I picked… strip poker of course!

He was definitely on a winning streak all night long!

We had the best time playing, but even when playing strip poker, he was totally out winning me. I was completely naked and all he had removed, was his stupid shoes! Remember when I told you earlier that he likes to be in charge at all times! And that’s exactly what he was now… just the way I said, by outsmarting him! But you know what… even though he was still wearing his pants, I could see a big bulging penis under the zipper!

Well, to make a long story short… now, he and I play poker every Saturday night, unless something special comes up. And my mother won’t be hearing any complaints from me any time soon either, I guarantee you! Oh, by the way… the nudie playing cards where very erotically arousing too! The sexy pictures had a wonderful effect on the two of us for sure!

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