Archive for March, 2009

You don’t have to go without realistic sex anymore, just because you don’t have a woman and/or girlfriend to have sex with! It used to drive me crazy, especially when the weekend came around and all the guys without girlfriends, (some with) would go out hunting for pussy! But unfortunately more than often, I would end up empty handed! Coming home alone after a whole night of buying drinks and dancing with girls that seemed to be on the prowl themselves, was sometimes to much to bare! You know what I mean…being incredibly horny and have nowhere to put that hard, pulsating dick of mine!!!

That sweet pussy don’t have to be of the real kind!

But you know what happens when the man’s sexual desires aren’t taken care off! He gets real creative and that’s what I decided to be! I checked out the adult internet sites and found a whole new world off male sex toys that would satisfy a pussy and ass starved man, just like me! I’ve heard about female sex dolls, but never found myself that lonely or desperate for a woman, but when I saw this Vibrating Pussy sex toy, I instantly knew I’d found my lady of pleasure!

There where tons of vibrating pussies to choose from, I felt exactly like an excited, little boy going to the circus for the first time! I decided to splurge on self a bit and went for a more expensive one called the “Carmen Luvana Pussy and Ass” one! She’s apparently a real hot and sexy porn star! I’m definitely going to check out some of her latest porn flicks for sure! There where cheaper ones like the “Ashton Moore Ur3 Pussy” or the “Aime Sweet Pet Pussy” that looked great too! But I wanted the top of the line, if I was going to indulge in pussies and asses of the “unreal” kind!

Let’s role ladies!

Understandably enough, just thinking of my new romantic love encounter, “cyber space style” was getting me real horny and excited! And man, once my Carmen Luvana arrived, I couldn’t wait to give her the pussy and ass pounding, she so loves and deserves! Why, oh why haven’t I explored these fantastically gratifying and totally satisfying Vibrating Pussy and ass sex toys before!

I tell you, number one… the pussy and ass was as erotically indulging and realistic as any other pussy I fucked lately! Number two… I actually felt less intimidated and nervous which brought on much stronger climaxes and sperm deposits for sure! I’ve also noticed lately that when I do get a real female to screw, I’ve actually become a better more confident lover since I started fucking my sweet, little Carmen!

It so many new things on the market now a day, especially when it comes to enhancing all your sex encounters! I haven’t been exploring the adult sex toy market that much, but sometimes some of the sex toys look a little complicated to me! But like I said… I haven’t really given any of the sex toys a chance yet! But what really interest me though, are all these different kinds warming lotions or warming lubes and other great body lotions!

The lotion gets real warm when you blow on it!

I’ve always just used Vaseline, when I needed some extra lubrication down there, but it didn’t stay on too long or smell very nice either! So when I saw the commercials on TV about these warming oils, it got my attention! Ah, the wonders of advertising! Anyway I decided to check them out for myself and found some really nice ones, on the adult internet sites. Especially this one called “Cookies N Cream 4 Oz” which has the flavor of my favorite things in life… yummy cookies, all kinds of cookies actually! They have tons of other tasty flavors too, such as “Pina Colada Hot Licks Massage Lotion” and “Peppermint Emotion Lotion, just to mention a few, I’d like to check out too!!

I also liked the fact that not only does the lotion heat up as you rub it in, it gets even hotter when you blow on it! Now, that sounds really exciting and stimulating to me! Not to mention how much my husband would like it! I think I’ll be more interested in giving my husband a blow job once in a while, if his “thing” tastes like cookies and cream! After reading more about this cream, I also found out that it has no unhealthy ingredients either! It’s actually only made out of real food flavors, plus vegetable glycerin! (That’s the stuff that makes it warm)!

I couldn’t wait to try it out for real!

When my warming cream arrived, I wanted to try it out for myself, to see if it really works… and boy does it work! It got me so extra hot and steamy, I actually had to go into the bathroom and masturbate! I haven’t done that in such a long time and it felt really, really good! I’m a mother of five boys, all under the age of eight, so you can just imagine how much time I have to myself!

Anyway, that evening after the kids finally drifted off to sleep… I put on my husband favorite lingerie and told him to lay down on the bed, close his eyes and relax! After our wonerful sex encounter was over, I could see my husband eyes tear up, as he reminded me how much he loves me! I think I know, why he loved me a bit extra that night! Do you think it has anything to do with that very arousing, very tasty warming cream! I most certainly do!!! I think I’d better go on the adult internet and order another bottle… I have a feeling this one is gonna be empty, real soon!

My husband and I have always liked to indulge in all kinds of stimulating, fun sex toys! From vibrators to anal toys and everything in between! I’m really glad that sex toys shops are around, who ever invented them! Because they have really made our sex life, so much more exciting and gratifying for sure! Anyway, we’re always looking for new, unique sex toys and once we laid eyes on Remote Control Vibrators, we just had to have at least two of them! We ended up with four!!!

He vibrates my clit and I vibrate his prostate!

The difference from regular vibrators and remote control ones, is that they don’t have any bothersome wires, connected to them! So you can literally control the vibes and throbs from across the room and even further away than that! We just couldn’t wait to start exploring all the sexual possibilities, these great sex toys would bring us! We decided to get on the adult internet separately and pick out a few different remote control sex toys… and then compare the ones we picked!

I picked a remote control butterfly vibe and a vibrator!

I really liked this remote control butterfly called the “Remote Venus Butterfly” which is attached to a very comfortable harness. It’s made out of high grade silicon (definitely my favorite choice of material) plus it’s waterproof too! I also decided on the “Remote Control Waterproof Rabbit Pearl” which looked really arousing and fun to me! I couldn’t wait to see which remote control sex toys, my husband picked out for us!

He went for a remote control cock ring and a butt plug!

His choices where equally as exciting as mine! He decided on a “Remote Control Robo Cock Ring” with an attached ribbed bullet which we both could enjoy! And then he picked the “Remote Control Butt Plug” which has a flanged base that comfortably holds the plug in the right position, plus has a whisper-quiet motor! Man oh man, we couldn’t wait for our order to be delivered!

Now, it doesn’t get better than this!

Even though they arrived early, we decided to wait until Saturday to open the package! And believe me, just thinking about all the sexual fun we where going to have, got us really turned on! Anyway, Saturday finally came around and we’d already started on a few early cocktails, to get us both in an extra romantic mode! And of course, we had already set up the bathroom with scented candles and run a warm bubble bath!

I slipped into my bubble bath with the waterproof vibrator and he had the control panel in the next room! I was patiently waiting for him to take control of my sexual destiny! Oh Boy… it was even more arousing, than I could ever imagined! He was teasing me by turning the vibes off and on, until I was begging him for more and more stimulating throbs and vibes! I tell you… I don’t think I’d had a longer, more satisfying orgasm! And just watching my mans huge, hard dick (much bigger and harder than usual), as I was climaxing, was for sure absolutely hypnotizing!

It was my turn now, to take over the controls!

My husband decided to try the remote control butt plug… and as he did to me, I did to him! First I let him have all the strong vibes he wanted, but when I heard he was ready to spring a huge creampie at me, I turned the vibes off! It couldn’t get more sexually arousing than this! Being in control of your lovers orgasms, is totally the best feeling in the world! Now we where both ready for some intercourse, or rather… some great, glorious fucking, I should say! And with him wearing the remote control cock ring, we both decided to share the control panel this time! That vibrating cock ring with the bullet, added some fantastic, erotic thrills!

That night we where totally exhausted from all the sucking and fucking, I forgot about my butterfly vibe! But trust me… the following day, when my husband was out for a his morning jog, I quickly checked it out! And boy, masturbating with that clit vibe, made everything so much more arousing and satisfying! So for us, it’s a definite thumbs up, for vibrating remote control sex toys!

I’m what you call a total clean-freak! Germs and bacteria has become my greatest enemy and I do as much as I can, to keep my environment as clean as possible! But I can’t say that I’m as bad as that guy on “Deal or no Deal”! I can still shake peoples hands, even if I try to find a place to wash them, afterward! So the prospect of using a dildo or vibrator which is made out of porous materials, like plastic and rubber, never seemed to appealing to me!

The glass dildo and vibrator makes me feel germ-free!

I still wanted to play around with sex toys though, all my friends have started too! It’s like the in thing to do right now! But as I said… they sex toys all looked really hot and interesting to me, just not the materials they where made out of! So when I found out that they make glass sex toys I was really, really happy! This meant that I could indulge in vibrators and dildos, just as much as any other horny teenager!

All the colors of the rainbow!

I checked out the adult internet for sex toys and they had great sections on Sex Glass Toys… from Glass Dildos and Glass Vibrators to Glass Anal Wands and Glass Butt Plugs! The last two ones understandably, wouldn’t interest me a bit! Anyway, they all looked like wonderful works of art! From really colorful swirly ones, to clear ones textured with bumps and nubs, in all the colors of the rainbow! Some of them are even hand-blown! Sounds very arousing, don’t you think! The assortment and variety is huge and I guarantee you, you’ll have the best time picking out some very alluring, great looking ones… I for sure did!

I picked out a beautiful one called the “Don Wands – Pink Deluxe Glass Dildo” which is accented with a blue and amber swirl and has blue colored nubs on the bottom half! It only cost about thirty bucks too! And then I choose this one called the “Icicles Vibrating Mini Twister” in pink which has both the smoothness and hardness I really like! Who doesn’t!!! Plus this one cost even less, around twenty bucks!

Warm them up or keep them cold!

What’s really great about glass sex toys too, are that you can either warm them up a little or keep them in the refrigarator! It’s a great and extra stimulating feeling to insert a really cold glass dildo up your pussy! Or a how about a really warm one, when it’s cold under the sheets, one dark autumn night! But the best thing of all is that even after I used it, I feel really clean and germ-free! I of course always clean it off with a strong disinfectant, especially if I used some lotions and oils on it!

I’ve tried a lot of Dongs and Dildos and consider myself somewhat of a dildo connoisseur! I’ve tried most shapes, sizes… made out of all kinds of different materials! And I find everyone of them equally as stimulating, as well as satisfying! But I tell you, when I found out about the Realistic Vibrator, I instantly found myself in orgasm heaven, every time I indulged in one! The difference between a regular Vibrator or massagers and this one, is that it looks and feels more like a real penis… plus it vibrates, throbs and pulsates at different speeds and highs of course! Some of the realistic vibrators also come with a suction cup! Girls… you just have to try one of these, trust me!!!

Check out the adult sex sites on the internet!

There’s lots of great adult sites, with great selections and varieties on different shaped, sized and colored “Realistic Vibrators” to choose from! I like dildos in larger sizes, like this fantastic one called the “Kong, Realistic Vibrating Dong” which is 9 inches long and an impressive 2.25 wide! That one brings a huge amount of sexual stimulation! Then it’s a smaller one called the “Clitterific” which is only 5.5 inches with thick veins which I really enjoy too! I use the smaller size, when I sometimes feel like alternating between the vagina and the anus!

The ones with suction cups are in a class by themselves!

The realistic vibrators with suction cups are absolutely fabulous too! You can put it anywhere you like, such as this one called the “Vibrating Naturalcock“! Maybe right in the middle of the kitchen floor or on top of the kitchen table… if you feel like being an acrobat! I’ve tried the kitchen table, but be real careful!! Plus these realistic vibrators give you quite a workout! My leg muscles has gotten much stronger and I have to admit that my legs looks much slimmer and trimmer for sure! People should only know, how I get these shapely legs!

Try a realistic vibrator that’s water proof too!

Then lastely, I have one called the “Pearl Shine 9 inch Realistic Vibrator” that’s water proof! I love to please myself in the shower in the morning, for a quick pick me upper (meaning a nice quick orgasm before leaving for work)! And also after a long days work, when relaxing in a well deserved bubble bath! Having orgasm several times a day is very healthy, you know!!! For example… it lowers your stress levels and helps you relax all those tense, and tight neck and back muscles! Did you know that having two really nice climaxes a day burns almost 200 calories! Especially the way a go at the one with the sucktion cup! So what are you waiting for! Indulge in some fantastic “realistic vibrators” right now… I just know, you’ll absolutely fall in love with every one of them!

I love making love to my new boyfriend and we have intercourse at least once or twice a day! It’s just wonderful, I think! I’ve never had that much love making with any one person before, but I guess it’s because I’ve never been this much in love before either! Anyway, after almost two months of glorious sex encounters, I’m really scared his gonna get tired of me, for one reason or the other… you know how guys can be sometimes! So I thought about adding some exciting sex toys, to keep both him and I really sexually entertained and satisfied!

Nothing big, just a few erotic teasers!

I went on the adult internet and found some great sex toys sites! The French Ticklers plus the G-spot Finger Sleeves, looked really interesting to me! They looked like the perfect little sexual aids and teasers that would make both foreplay and intercourse, more blissful and arousing! The French Tickler or French Tickler condoms as they are also referred to, has little bumps, falls and fingers on the lining of the latex material! It fits over the penis which gives more gratifying and intense feelings, when indulging in intercourse! I picked the Erotic French Ticklers and they only cost about 10 bucks!

And I love how the G-spot finger sleeves work which also have little swirls, ridges and nubs on them too! They are about three inches long and fits over the fingers! They come in pairs and have individual ridges to them! So when you massage either your clitoris, the anus or his cute balls… it adds a wonderfully erotic and arousing feeling! I picked one that’s called His and Hers Lust Finger which only cost about 4 bucks! In these trying economical times that was the price that fit my budget perfectly! I couldn’t wait for them to arrive in the mail, so I could surprise my wonderful boyfriend with my new little erotic, massaging sex toys!

He absolutely loved all my little sex surprises!

When they arrived, I especially checked out the G-spot finger sleeves and started to practice some great, really sensual finger moves on myself! And boy, they where everything the label stated and more, from very ticklish to very tantalizingly, deviously delicious! I don’t think I can describe it better than that! So that very evening when we started our sexy foreplay, I discretely slipped both of the finger sleeves onto my fingers, to get some dual stimulating action!

Practice makes perfect!

Then I carefully started to massage his really tight, hard balls and then I slid back and forth between his balls and anus! From the moaning and groaning he was making, I instantly knew I’d piked the perfect sex toy for us to use when indulging in sensual foreplay! After he’d produced a massive creampie, he looked over at me and said… I wish I had something for you too!

That’s when I showed him the French Tickler! He quickly put it over his penis and started to screw me real hard and deep! The French Tickler was extremely exciting and very stimulating, to say the least! I had my strongest, longest orgasm ever! I can’t wait to surprise him again, with some other great sex toys, next weekend! Goota keep your man sexually happy and sexually satisfied, right!

Many years ago, I remember watching that English guy which Mike Myers brilliantly portrayed in those gold member movies, especially the part about the Swedish penis enlargement pump! Me and my friends would laugh a lot at the whole predicament, but I never realized I’d actually be using one and absolutely loving it. Especially my wife! I guess that Swedish penis pump always stayed on my mind! And once I got my nerve up to order one over the adult internet, I was absolutely elated with the results it brought!

The enlargement penis pump really works great!

I had ordered one of their more expensive ones, to make sure I got the best one possible! It’s called the “Boston Penis Pump” and it cost around $135.00, (but man, it was worth every penny)! I’m sure they have cheaper ones which are great too! This one though, is known to be the Cadillac of pump systems and comes with 2″ cylinder! Anyway, both me and wife where very excited about trying it out! We wanted to see what difference if any, it would make to both my stamina, the hardness plus the length and width of my penis!

The enlargement penis pump was really easy to use, and at the same time a big turn on while using it! The first time I used it, the enlargement of my penis didn’t stay around for very long! But in the beginning, I was just happy that my penis stayed hard and my stamina lasted longer than usually! Just long enough to keep my wife happy! But it stated in the instructions that the more you used it, the more permanent the results would become!

Having a larger penis gave me more confidence!

And I tell you, it absolutely worked! Me and my wife started measuring my penis and after just twenty uses, it had become noticeably longer and bigger! I won’t exactly say that I had the biggest of penises, but I never felt like I wasn’t large enough, to satisfy my wife! But I have to admit that the enlargement I’m getting, through the use of the penis pump… gives me more confidence in being a much more satisfying and exciting lover to my beloved wife! There where times when our sex life was almost none exciting, but with all the sexual excitement the penis pump has brought us… I’m happy to say that we make love at least twice a week now!

I love all kinds of jewelry! From real diamonds, gold and silver to all kinds of great looking costume jewelry! It really doesn’t matter to me which it is! One thing I’ve always been against though, is any kind of piercing jewelry! Maybe because I’m a pussy and afraid it’s gonna hurt or something! But I’ve also heard some horror stories about piercing sites getting really infected! Hell no, I don’t want any part of that! But one time I saw a girl sunbathing topless and she was wearing some very attractive, very sensual looking nipple jewelry!

My interest was at it’s peek, for some nipple jewelry!

How could I’ve ever forgotten about decorating my lovely, perfectly shaped tits! And now, when topless sunbathing is becoming more and more main stream… I was definitely the perfect candidate for showing off some great looking, jewelry decorated tits! Not to forget about decorating my lovely pussy with some exotic clit jewelry, to show off and entice with… at more intimate, romantic encounters!

Anyway, I checked out some great Adult internet sites which had some really cute body jewelry. They had very cool looking string of pearl ones and others with cute hearts, bells or bull ring shaped ones too! They even had some in real silver and gold! I picked one called the “Cleopatra Collection Nipple” with matching ones called the “Cleopatra Clit Pearl Jewelry“! And I got both of them for under thirteen bucks. Now it doesn’t get better and cheaper than that!!! But best of all… they where all none-piercing and nickle free!

The body jewelry looked absolutely fantastic!

Once my body jewelry arrived in the mail, I couldn’t wait to try them on! I had even visited a beauty shop earlier that week! They provide the service of spray tanning your whole body, with a deep tanning spray gun! I think you look so much better when your tanned, don’t you! It’s much healthier to get a great tan that way too! Anyway, both the clit and nipple jewelry was really easy to put on and they where really comfortable to wear too! Plus I tried jumping up and down to see if they stayed on… and they surely did!

I know this place on the beach, where you’re allowed to sunbade topless, you just can’t walk around the beach without a top! But I wouldn’t wanna do that anyway! I was perfectly happy with showing off both my great tits and my new nipple jewelry, sitting down! And boy, did I get a lot of attention and compliments! And I tell you, it’s a very arousing feeling having both men and women admiring your cute nipple jewelry… when you damn well know… they’re all checking out your great looking boobs!!!

I’ve had my dildo for a long time but then I decided to move up and get myself one of those very talked about Rabbit vibrators! And I’m really glad I did, because I thoroughly enjoyed the change in the sexual experience it brought! But I kind of missed my old dildo and wanted to check out if it had been updated at all! And when I saw the Suction Cup Dildos, I immediately knew that this was the perfect up grade from my regular dong!

Lots of suction cup dildos, balls and squirting optional!

When I went on the adult internet sites, there where tons of fantastic suction cup dildos available! You can chose from suction cup dildos with or without balls in all sizes, different shapes and great colors! You can pick from all kinds of smooth, completely realistic Jelly type or Rubber skin like materials too! They even have ones that squirts liquids inside you! I think that’s just fabulous, don’t you!!!

I was so excited, I decide to get two suction cup dildos which my budget could totally allow, with the great low price I got for the both of them! I chose one called the “Crystal Cote Dong” in pink which has a soft ribbed surface and is totally hygienically superior. And then I got a more expensive one called the “Fabio’s Perfect Cock” which is both extra large with firm testicles and a delightfully large girth!

An absolutely “fantastically” arousing sex toy!

l couldn’t wait for them to arrive in the mail! I’d actually taken the time to do some extra leg training to build up both my thigh and calf muscles! I had a feeling I was gonna do a lot of up and down squatting! I had my extra oily, rubbing lotion ready! But once I was done opening the packaging, I could feel some of my warm, female juices already dripping down my thigh!

I placed one of them in the middle of my living room and the other one, I placed on top of my kitchen table! And then I took turns screwing myself into complete and utterly satisfying orgasms! One after the other, that’s how fantastically arousing these guys are!!! I take it, you know I live alone!

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My imagination when it comes to inspiring, exciting sex, is not exactly one of my most creative sides! I’ve noticed though that my long time lover is getting a bit on the lacy side, when it comes to pleasing both me and himself sexually! It has definitely made me bit nervous! But I don’t  really know what I need to do, to spice up our love life! I read some articles about my dilemma… and there they advised me to log onto some adult internet sites and see if I could find some sex toys that would interest the two of us!

You get great ideas from the online sex toys shops!

I couldn’t have gotten better advice than that! Oh boy… there was certainly a lot of sites to chose from, but the easiest way was just to pick the top ones on Google search! I checked out a few adult sex sites… and they all seemed to be really great! Anyway, I just started to browse through all their different sex toy sections and the one that seemed to be of most help to me was under “Sex Kits” also called either “romantic gifts” or “romantic sex”… and then I clicked on “Lovers Sex Kits” and then again on the “Bad Girl Kit” one! After I read all about what the sex kit contained, I knew this one was totally the one for me! They of course had other wonderful sex kits too!

This sex kit had a cool looking vibrator which would definitely put both me and my hubby in the mood for romance! And I absolutely loved the idea about the fishnet stockings… I would never have thought of that myself! Not to mention the fantastic red body paint, the scented candle plus the strawberry flavored lotion! Oh boy, I couldn’t wait for it all to arrive, so I could start planning my exciting, romantic evening!

I turned my lacy lover into a big hunk of love!

l found some sexy lingerie I haden’t used in years that looked great together with the fishnet stockings! I decided to draw some red strawberries and red apples on my arms and legs with the red paint, to get everything started a bit! I also rubbed on some of that wonderful strawberry flavored lube and lastly I lit the scented candle! And of course my new vibrator for us to turn on each other with! (I had already tried it out and I absolutely loved it)! Well, I don’t think I have to tell you what happened after he got home that evening! The only thing I have to say is… that this evening together with my “Bad Girl Kit” made all the difference in the world! Talk about turning my man into the big hunk of love that I was so dearly missing… but finally got back! Thanks again for all the help, I couldn’t have done it without you!!!