Archive for December, 2008

Me and my best girlfriend have decided to become “celibate” for the next year or so! The dating scene has just become to upsetting to both of us and taking some time off from meeting men, sounded like a great idea! It seems that every time me or my friend Christina hook up with a guy that meet all our requirements, it’s always to good to be true! Our perfect man always turn out to have some nasty flaws that’ll suddenly rear its ugly heads! Maybe we have to high expectations in what the perfect man should be like, but I think it’s really important to always reach for the best!

It’s much harder than we thought

The first few months we where really happy with our choice of being celibate! But soon we found ourselves more horny and sexually unsatisfied… which made for two very unhappy woman! There was of course no discussion about giving up our brave commitment this soon and some quick solution to our problem was clearly in order. None of us have ever been into porn movies or even looked at an adult site, but suddenly this sounded like a fabulous idea!

Female sex toys its where its at

Once we started to check out all the fantastic Female Sex Toys that are available, we quickly realized that our problems where over! We literally had to take the whole weekend off, to study and research which sex toys would satisfy our needs the most! And when we came upon the page of Celebrity Cocks or Celebrity Dildos… our interest peaked a lot! Finally after thoroughly discussing our different candidates, I decided to give “Jeff Stryker Realistic Cock” a try and Christina totally fell in love with the very handsome “Johnny Hazzard Cock“!

The celebrity cock and their porno flicks is what we love

Of course we couldn’t resist to get some of their incredibly erotic and totally turn on porno movies as well, to make our new sexual experiences complete! We eagerly waited for our exciting sex stuff to arrive and when it did, we could hardly wait to try them out! But we decided to be patient and make an evening “not soon to forget” instead! We planned the upcoming Saturday night to be our special evening, with soothing bubble baths and romantic candle light…to get us both in the utmost sensual mood for indulging in completely satisfying, raw uncensored sex!

It doesn’t get better then this

Never have either I or her had so much sexual fun in one night! Everything turned out absolutely perfect and we both also learned that a little lesbian sex play, isn’t so bad either! I guess that a lot of woman has at one time or another, either innocently kissed or had other loving and romantic encounters! Well anyway, I also have to mention how absolutely fantastic both the porno flicks and the celebrity dildos where! And watching the porno movies while we where fucking a sucking on those very hot and very realistic big cocks, made being a celibate insanely easy!

When I was still breast feeding my babies and me and my husband from time to time would take of for a weekend, for some well deserved relaxation… I always got turned on when using my Breast Pumps, to leave breast milk for the little ones! But once I stopped breast feeding and didn’t have need for the breast pump any longer, I found myself still using it for sexual gratification!

Brings out the true woman in me

First I was a little ashamed to even mention my little secret to my husband! But when I finally got up the courage to tell him, he didn’t think it was anything wrong with it at all! He actually got a “hard on”, while I was telling him all about my hidden sexual desires! Such a relief to me…now I can enjoy using my new Nipple Pump when ever I get the urge!

My husband even likes to “jerk off” while I”m getting myself hot and ready with my vibrating “Dr.z Nipple Pleaser” and then we have glorious, wonderful sex! And I tell you…the reward from all this stimulating foreplay, brings both me and my better half really long and intense climaxes every time!

Not only does it please, they make your tits bigger

Once I started using the breast pump regularly, my husband noticed that my breast where getting much more firmer and even a bit larger! Now, you can’t get better news than that from your loving husband! Apparently the breast pump gives some kind of exercise to the breast which makes them look great… makes sense doesn’t it!!!

I also discovered that the nipple pleaser was great to use on my vagina and clitoris, before having sex which brought on wonderful results! Not only did my vagina and clitoris look extra plump and erected, it was really sensitive which gave me heavenly orgasms too! My husband was totally jealous, but we soon figured out that using the pump on the tip of his penis and around his balls…was equally exciting to him!

We need more then one pump

But we both thought that using the same nipple pump on all these different parts of our bodies, was a little on the yucky side! So I went on line to a Sex Toys Shop and found another great one called the “E-zone Sucking Stimulator” which is a combined Nipple and Vaginal Pump. We thoroughly enjoy this one as well! I looked at “Penis Enlargement Pumps” for my husband, but he wasn’t at all interested in that!

I’ve heard about Chastity Belts and that woman where wearing them a lot during the Mid evil times…especially when their husband went off to war or what not! The concept has always sounded a bit alluring to me, but I wasn’t sure about the fact of me wearing one! But when I heard about Chastity Belts for men or “cage-type chastity belts” which they’re also referred to as, I was completely elated to say the least!

Lets hope my man finds this just as exciting

I soon found out that these chastity belts aren’t exactly cheap, but I’d already had my mind totally set on getting one for my husband! I picked a male chastity belt called the “Male Chastity Belt with Let Straps” which cost about $220! But everything sounded so great and exactly what I was looking for! This one comes in black leather and has a locking leather and metal cock cage which supposedly prevent erections!

The design also has a cock ring that surrounds the base of his penis and balls and last but not least, the very important padlocks with your very own keys…just to make sure that he can’t get out of his penis prison until I’m ready to let it out! I have to admit that this sounds so exciting to me, I’m already completely hot and very horny, to say the least!

It’s time to spring my little bondage secret on him

My husband had some incline that I had planned something extra for our weekend, but had no idea that it was of a complete sexual nature! I was wearing his favorite lingerie and for extra effect, I’d added a “Bondage Leather Paddle with Holes” to spank him into submission, if he was giving me any trouble! I’d also bought a “Black Fur Satin Blindfold” that I put over his eyes and then told him to do and say absolutely nothing, for the next couple of minutes!

I stripped him completely naked and proceeded to slip the chastity belt over his bare bottom and private parts, locked him up and swallowed the key! Just kidding! Then I put him in front of the closet door mirror and took of the blindfold! Man oh man, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a big grin from ear to ear, on my husbands “totally delighted” face before!

We’ve never been more sexually excited then that night

My husband played the role perfectly of being the totally submissive one, and I was the queen of dominance, who told him every move to make and take! After a while of spanking and teasing each other we both where so turned on, neither of us could stand it any longer! I know you can just imagine how this night of Bondage role playing turned out, and I can tell you one thing for sure…we both can’t wait for the next weekend to come around, quickly!!!

This is a wonderful little sex secret, some people have selfishly kept to themselves! Once I got my hands on the Finger Vibrator, I wasn’t letting go of it for anything! I of course have my regular vibrator or “BOB” as they call it now a day which has kept me both sexually stimulated and satisfied! But I found out that incorporating the Finger Vibrator, greatly added and totally intensified my masturbation sessions!

Small enough to sneak into any fun sex play

With the Finger Tip Vibrators you can indulge in both your regular vibrator, for vaginal stimulation and with the finger one, you can either stimulate your clitoris or around the butt opening! I tell you that stimulating the butt area, is really very erotic and a great turn on that I never tried before! And I quickly discovered that this is not only what this “Fingertip Massager” can be used for either!

Great to also use on tired, stiff muscles

Once I found out that these vibrating sex toys works great on a stiff neck and shoulders plus tired feet too…I would massage myself into a wonderful, completely relaxed state! And when you’re that relaxed, it’s nothing better then to give your clitoris some arousing finger vibes! It makes the orgasms so much more longer and enjoyable for sure!

I gave my boyfriend a vibe suprise

Since I like this finger vibrator so much, I wasn’t going to be selfish and keep it to myself! So one evening when I’m giving my “real boyfriend BOB” a nice blow job…I quietly slipped my finger vibrator on my finger and gently started to massage his balls and anus area! First I felt him jerk a little, but soon he was moaning like crazy and told me to never stop what ever I was doing!

You have to check out the great selection

The one that I have is called the “Passion Pointer Finger Vibe” and it was only like 16 bucks! I didn’t want to spend a lot, in case I didn’t like it! But now I’m totally ready for the more expensive ones and I picked one that’s called the “Edward Pussy hand Finger Vibrator“, like the movie which drop dead gorgeous Johnny Depp is in called “Edward Scissor hands”. Cute ha! This one was almost 40 bucks and was made of highly hygienic, silicone material, where my cheaper one was made of regular PVC. And of course the more expensive one is much smoother, but both still have the very stimulating vibes!

When I went over to my girlfriends new apartment she’d just moved into, I was totally impressed with the choice of furniture she had! Together with her regular furniture, she’d mixed and matches in some really cool stuff called “Furniture for Sex“! I have to say that not only did the stuff look really sensual and sexy, but also added fantastically to the decor of the apartment!

I want this stuff in my apartment too

In one corner she’d tossed some comfy, great looking pillows and in another corner of the room, she had a really hip looking “Luv-u-lounge” style chair, plus a large cushion called a “Sex Wedge Pillow“! My friend quickly noticed my absolute approval and led me into her bedroom! There she showed me her new and very sexy “Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit” which she’d just finished putting together…not to forget the exciting, black “Sex Swings” right next to it!

Grinning from era to ear, I asked her how she ever came up with this fantastic idea! She proudly answered me that one night she was surfing the adult sites and found all this great stuff! She also informed me in detail, how all these furnitures are going to enhance her sex life! Now, what guy would turn down a love session with my hot looking girlfriend and her even hotter looking “Furniture for Sex”!

Please girlfriend, tell me more!

I was also very curious about the fact that she sounded so knowledgeable! She told me that all the sex furnitures comes with great booklets, about different sex positions and highly arousing “how to illustrations”! For example, the “Sex pillows” or love pillows as they also are called… are great for comfortably reaching all those wonderful and very satisfying sex positions, all the porn stars use in their High Definition porn movies!

Another one is the “Fetish Fantasy Ultra Inflatable” slanted cushion that can turn anyone into a sex position acrobat instantly! And last but not least, I for sure wanted to know all about the dancing pole! Forget that, all I wanted to do was to try that sucker out as soon as possible! And I tell you, after a while a got pretty good at hanging up side down, looking incredibly sexy and desirable! I can’t wait to get my own sex furniture, so I can become the best and most exciting lover out there! As we all know, the competition is huge and it’s getting harder and harder to find that perfect man!

Getting older is no excuse to let your love life slip away, especially because of a few aching bones and muscles! At least that’s what me and my husband decided a few months ago! And believe me, it’s plenty of great sex toys to help you along the way…once you take the time to check out some great adult sites! If you haven’t visited one lately, you’re gonna be really surprised over how many new, totally innovating sex toys that’s been created!

Bondage straps really caught our attention

We’ve always been into exciting new sex positions that we would learn about from different Sex Positions Books! Especially the Japanese ones which are both incredibly erotic and unique, in their exotic way of making intercourse more enjoyable and exciting! But as I mentioned before, aching bones and muscles would make some of our favorite sex positions almost impossible to indulge in.

But ones we started using our new Sex Position Straps and Sex Slings (which are also called either “Strap on Bondage” and “Bondage Strap”)…our problems where instantly gone! It took some practice of course, to get the full understanding of how to use them! But I have to admit that the part of recreating our most favorite sex positions, was truly a big turn on to both of us! But once we got the hang of it, it’s really amazing how much these great sex straps and strings help relive all kinds of stress on your arms, back and legs! The straps and strings comes in wonderful smooth silk and has paddings on them as well which made our sex encounters even greater!

Try these very satisfying sex straps and slings

Using one of our straps that’s called the “Doggie Style Strap“, really made the doggy style position much more comfortable, and also made deeper penetration possible! Deeper penetration for me, is something that makes my orgasms both longer and more intense! Another sling we got is called the “Pleasure Sling” which really did wonders for us! With this special sling we could indulge in all our old positions, but also get into some new sex positions, we never even dared to try before!

Ever thought about cloning yourself, I have… but just that part of you which your boyfriend goes freaken crazy over, if he can’t drill it every night! Yeah, you know what I mean…your absolutely perfect and so, so desirable pussy! I think by having my pussy immortalized with Clone-a-Pussy sex kits, will be the most genially thoughtful gift, I could ever present my darling Joey with!

Easy and Fun

Once I found out that my boyfriend was leaving town for a few days, I saw my perfect opportunity to make a whole fun evening out of my Clone-my-Pussy project! I treated myself to my favorite bottle of Chardonnay, lighted some of my strawberry scented candles and a whole box of See’s candy too! And now I was ready to start to make the most perfect replica of the most perfect vagina in the world! I know it is to my boyfriend anyway!

It was really easy to follow the instruction and I tell you that once it was done, it came out looking perfect with all the special signature marks and textures, only my vagina has! I new that once he opened this especially romantic gift, he’ll recognize it right away! I can’t wait for him to come home soon, so I don’t have to use my rabbit vibrator all the time! Because just thinking back on how sensual and totally exciting it was to Clone-my- pussy…my sexual urges has been extra, extra strong these few days!

You can use wax or chocolate too

When I got my Clone-a-Pussy kit, I also saw that they have ones that you can turn into vagina soap! Or how about turning your perfect looking pussy into a totally delicious, chocolate dessert! I was just thinking, how lucky can a guy get…licking and eating your chocolate pussy and then eating the real thing at the same time! On the top of my Christmas list is definitely getting the Clone-a-Willy kit to immortalize his perfect penis…to reassure him that the next time he leaves town…he has absolutely nothing to worry about! I have all I can possibly need until he gets back, for sure!

I think that who ever came up with this fantastic idea, deserves some kind of prize and the reason is for creating…the “Clone-a-Willy sex toy”! When I was told about it through a friend, I just couldn’t believe that normal people would be into that kind of sex entertainment. But man was I completely wrong, after me and my husband took on this very arousing sex project!

Turn any evening into laughter and sex

I couldn’t wait for my anniversary day to finally arrive, so I could surprise my husband with his very special gift, or maybe I should say “mine”! I’d already received the Clone-a-Willy days earlier, so you can just imagine how hot and ready I was to “give it” to him! During our anniversary dinner, my husband couldn’t quite understand why I was in such a rush to get home…but believe me, he totally understood “why” later!

When he opened it, I’d never seen a bigger smile on his face before and that loud chuckle he made, led me to believe that this was the perfect anniversary gift ever! I was so sexually excited, I literally ripped his clothes of and mine too! The most incredibly arousing and totally exciting evening, was about to begin! Just the reading of the instructions which by the way was really easy to follow, brought on the biggest hard on I’d ever seen on my very, very turned on husband!

It makes the perfect replica of your mans penis

When we where finished with cloning my husbands penis, I tell you… it came out looking exactly like the real thing, with all the special textures, length and width that only my husband perfect penis has! We both felt that very satisfying feeling of having immortalized oneself and I couldn’t wait to try it out! But not until I gave him the best, most romantic, exciting blow job and then the best, most satisfying fuck of his and my life!

You can reuse the mold with other materials too

We kind of got into this Clone-a-Willy a bit extra and started to use the mold for making a great smelling candle penis… and we even made one out of yummy tasting chocolate! When I went back to the adult site where I got my Clone-a-Willy, I noticed that they had a Clone-a-Willy glow in the dark ones as well! I have the highest recommendations for this very exciting sex toy project and I’ll guarantee you’ll have lost of laughter and tons of sexual enjoyment… either together with that someone special or just by yourself! I guess I’m next on the list to receive a Clone-a-Pussy, don’t you think!!!

All sorts of Anal Toys from Anal Beads and Anal Probes to Butt Plugs and Anal Vibrators are accelerating in popularity by enormous leaps, for sure! Years ago Anal Toys where considered taboo or at least a “no no”, when it came to heterosexual couples indulging in them. But now a day, the wonderful sexual excitement they bring into anyones sex life, far out way the negative stigma they use to have!

Find out what all the satisfying vibes can do

These Vibrating Anal Beads are something for everyone to try out… who’s already into anal pleasure and excitement! Vibrating Butt Beads has that sensational feel that a die hard anal toy connoisseur, can truly appreciate and enjoy! And I tell you, once you get started on these little vibrating jewels, you’ll instantly fall in love with their totally erotic and so, so arousing elements!

Why and how do they work

All anal beads are designed in a special way that lets every bead between the two bullets have its individual vibrations… so there won’t be a single intense spot missed anywhere! Now, if you’ve already enjoyed the great pleasure of having orgasms trough anal stimulation… you’ll soon find out that the vibes will definitely increase the intensity of your climaxes. Some people will actually tell you that the level of intensity that the vibrating beads gives to the orgasm, is completely over all expectations!

The beads come in all sizes from tiny to very large and are usually placed in the order, starting with smaller ones which will gradually increase in size of the probe or string. You might ask why does anal toys bring more exciting and longer more intense orgasms to some people? The simple reason is that inside your anal cavity, there are thousands of little very sensitive an highly erotic nerve endings. And when these nerve endings are stimulated the right way… can therefore bring all that extra erotic pleasure!

Some great tips to go by

Always remember when you indulge in any kind of anal sex toys, to take extra precautions! Take time out to make sure to use a great disinfectant soap and warm water or a sex toy cleaner before and after every use. Also if you’re into sharing or choose to use the same anal toy for both anal and vaginal pleasures, to slip a condom over it and change when needed! But it’s always best to have your special anal toys for just anal use and your vaginal sex toys, for vaginal use! Don’t forget to use a great smelling lubricant to make sure you get the smoothest, most enjoyable ride ever!

Sometimes having the pleasure of being sexually aroused through touch and have it taken away, or made forbidden to you for longer periods of times… can be very erotic and extremely frustrating at the same time. Being prevented from having an orgasm and have your dominant person controlling that lust and eagerness to reach a climax by wearing Chastity Belts… is the ultimate in orgasm control to some!

You say when and where

Chastity belts and other Bondage devises are becoming more and more excepted and used by many willing participants, now a day! The very alluring fact that one is the dominant master and the other the submissive participant… can both be very indulging and heighten any sexual encounters for sure! The dominant person will sexually control the situation through verbal teasing, or use other arousing methods to drive the chastity belt wearing person totally frustrated! But will of course eventually allow the submissive one to have that very sought after orgasm, after having met what ever goals or sexual challenges that’s been set!

Chastity belts for men are equally arousing

Chastity belts for men are referred to as “cage-type” chastity belts which will encage his genitals and make sure that intercourse or other kind of touching is impossible! And as we all know that if we don’t get some kind of genital stimulation… the orgasm can be prolonged indefinitely, right! Therefore the prospect of knowing that either being the one in control, over when and where that orgasm will occur! Or being the one who has to submit and patiently wait… can make any sex or Bondage play incredibly arousing and stimulating to any one who indulges in it!

Learn some great tips

Once you receive your new female chastity belt or cage-type chastity belt for him, it’s a great idea to familiar rise one another, by waring the belt for a couple of hours at the time! The reason for this is to make sure it fits comfortably and doesn’t leave any pressure sores, or other kind of chafing on your body! Now, this way when the both of you are ready to get into some bondage play… you’ll have the comfortable feeling of knowing that it’s going to be a totally stimulating and successful evening!

Try some of these chastity and cage-type belts

This “Female Chastity belt” might sound a bit expensive but is absolutely worth it! It comes in very erotic looking black leather and has thigh straps and padlocks to ensure comfort and no escaping it, what so ever! There’s also a chastity belt which is called the “Leather Chastity G-belt” that’s made out of very smooth and supple black leather and costs way less! It has a very stretchy nylon G-string and comes with nickel-free chains, rings and adornments plus a lock with a key and a spare key… if you lose one! Sounds great doesn’t it!

The “Male Chastity Belt With Let Straps” is also a little on the costly side, but as I said before… well worth it’s money! This belt is very erotic looking and will enhance his hidden genitalia for sure! This one has great features such as a locking leather and metal cock cage which will totally prevent erections guaranteed! Another cheaper belt is the “Cock & Ball Harness-large” which is a mix between a chastity devise and a cock ring! It has leather strap buckles around both the penis and balls and a lock is attached so the buckle cannot be undone! Enjoy and have lots of fun bondage and sex play!!!